Note to self:


Explain to woof-woof that May 07 16.00 ^VIX Calls have gone up 16% today.



Explain that VIX is not a horsetrack abbreviation.



Explain, PJ does not use pencil.

note to myself: well, I see some people have been busy...darts are in hand.
Morty for christ's sake behave.

Note to self:



Find out how much Microsoft stock I purchased by the bushels full when made available to public is worth today.



Find photo copy of 50 large win ticket purchased on CatThief from BCC a few years back.







Isn't the internet wonderful?

Note to myself:



If PJ Man were Simpson's attorney Simpson would have been known as TwoMinutesToToast.

Note to myself:






Uh-oh.













Please let Thebby know I did not do anything wrong.

And that I love her very much.




O =:>

Note to myself:




let other forum members in on cure for endless jeff foworty posts.




take two number two pencils.





sharpen them.






simultaneously plunge them through eye sockets.







rinse and repeat.






if pain persists go to more extreme measures.

note to myself: if I have missed posts that offend please PM me to point them out...

Note to myself:





AJ watches too much tv.....as well as this thread.

Note to myself:



All those by PJ Man,Buffy,ShortArm and AJ.......and Swill.

Note to myself:


Oh just dart the entire Mickey Mouse Club Debate Team.

Note to myself:





I wish to request the whodoyouworkforImeanlooklike thread be vaporized.

Note to self:

Tell Morty that if he purchased MSFT at it's debut in 1986, one share today would probably be worth around 7 or 8k. God only knows how much it would be worth if it hadn't split so many times.

thank you for considering me

and while it may be a waste of your time.. flowers are nice

:p

Note to myself:





I pray she does not do the one in which I describe Buffy's table manners.

That is my favorite.

Note to myself:


She did.






Phooey.

Note to myself:



But she did VAPORIZE entire whodoyouworkforImeanlooklike thread!!!!!!








YIPPIE!

Note to myself:



But I will get yelled at some more...I just know it.




Don't ya think her yelling at me after stating "Note to myself" was just the funniest thing ...though?





I guess that's why I love Thebby.

Note to myself:



Give Thebby a nice kissy-poo at first opportunity.

Note to myself:






check into lobotomy option.





seems to have worked for mr. mdf

Note to myself:


Is possible Thebby takes this wrong way.



Maybe should shut big mouth.






If PM alert comes up....





....do not read.

Note to myself:



Tell JA the anesthetized shouldn't talk.

Note to myself:



Thebby dahling...

...your hair is beautiful today sweetie-poo.

note to myself: LOL... charmed.

Note to myself:



Shirley...I mean Thebby...it's only the truth.




I must go on to MENSA.com and destroy it.

I hate pinheads.




I may not return.




In fact....I'm sure of it.

Note to self:

Must've been a grueling last 5 years with mr. sfty.

wonder if he met mr. sfty in horsie school...

Not if he purchased it in '86 at $21 a share.

If he's held onto it this long without touching it, he's sitting pretty.

Caj, c'mon....:eek:

I'm gullible, what can I say? :o

One of our clients had about 300 shares of HD that she bought when it first came out and she's a happy camper right now. It wouldn't surprise me if Morty had some original MSFT. Needless to say, both you and Morty are probably better off in the financial department than I am... wish I had the extra $$ to invest more. This 401k deal isn't cutting it.

Note to self:





place call to Darwin awards central office.





suggest they put mr. mdf under 24hr video surviellance.





collect hefty finders fee when the blessed event is filmed.





retire on proceeds and write childrens novels.

Good for her! MSFT has flat lined for at least 5 years now....

Note to self:

Send Jim a piece of today's proceeds to incentivize such brilliance in the future.

Note to self:


Tell Jim no need to call Darwin...


...footage has already been found of Morty.



http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_i...vYdmTOMgyXJJ-P

Note to self:

Pineapple!

oh my gosh.. that is the funniest video ever. My roommate showed it to me a few weeks back. Talk about laughing!

AT,
you going to GP Saturday? I can't make it but if you're there pick a few winners.

Oh i was hoping you would make it! I am going to have an eventful Saturday.. HRTV's DWC broadcast in the morning and Gulfstream in the afternoon. Lets hope I learn something!

We should meet up at Gulfstream sometime soon S2S

WHO HAS DONE THIS THING!!?






WHO HAS DARTED MY FINE WORK HERE?





I will find out.


And then.....



....SPIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

I did...if you need to be rude and mean...just direct it toward me....that's easier.

Thebby...I am incapable of that.


But I think if certain people can't control their temper when getting brutally thrashed in a discussion and stoop to calling someone a racist in utter frustration.....



....well.





I think you know what you must now do.

You must do it,Thebby.

I can take it.





Don't look at this beautiful ,kind face....just pull the trigger.

And I might add I do not feel I have been rude and/or mean to anyone here.




If anyone feels that is so.....


...well then let those BIG LIAHS come forth.