You better be a girl or you are in big trouble.

United Technolgies...

AXP is another that is undervalued.

I'm in trouble.

you might want to get some sound advice from an investment expert. that sounds like a bad idea, especially if you're wanting to retire soon. stocks are for the long haul, not five years, and not with half your savings in five years either. you should be tilted more towards low risk, low return investments at this point, as you don't have the time to rebound from a big loss.
of course, you could always collect cans on the roadside....and walmart always needs door greeters.

I can retire now and if I lose half of my total worth I will still do well. I own my home and have not had a morgage payment since 1991.

Any money that I can make will only add to what I leave to my daughter.

I worked 3 days in my whole life.

I never have to work again...I invested hugely and wisely from my paper route earnings which was merely a cover for my in home robberies.





I am 12 years old.

I own 25 cities.

SportyFans, and I'm sure you know this---but anyways, the easiest thing to do in the whole wide world is i-net brag.

I guess it's especially fun to make one's self feel better when observing the plight of statistical victims.




































But STEVEN H. CRIST already!!

I'm leaving

I laughed...but you are very immature for your age :tro:

Please do not make any unsafe movements as you plan your trip to the exit.

65% of the people here think I'm a woman.

:mad:

Muggy faces do not impress me.


Deeds,sir....not muggy faces.

I already own more cities than both my parents owned in their entire life.

Maybe it's because I say "bettah."

Well,if you have seen the Horror of Dracula ( and if you have not ..it's a must see) then I'm sure you recall that snotty little girl who said to the doctor.........."Well if you know what's wrong with her why don't you make her bettah!?"






Ridiculous,yet highly amusing.

If you could kindly tell me what will happen tomorrow
I would appreciate it.

They will give some back. Not sure how much.

My bold prediction.:D

95% of the people here
find you very amusing.

I would count myself among them... the 95% that is.
Damn I cant help myself. Its true.