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Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:36 PM

I just looked in the mirror....my Ohio State hat is on sideways.

My face has desk abuse wounds.



4 cracked ribs......don't read this thing.







Well that's pretty stupid---typing that warning on the last page.

Mortimer 09-03-2008 04:01 PM

Did he really?





He's a walking kick me sign.

He shouldn't type....just read.

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 04:31 PM

Exclusive photo of BMP in "Naples"


Kasept 09-03-2008 04:33 PM

Just a quick hello to those denizens of the real smart rooms that continue to fight the good fight... :tro: (Mortimer.. this means YOU.. And your dimples... I mean disciples..)

It's been an insane 6 weeks at Saratoga, and I'm happy to report that Hossy and I had the greatest time together imaginab.. Wait.. No we didn't. Three years straight and STILL no Hossy at the Spa... :rolleyes:

ANYWAY... Here to report that I will soldier forward and NOT dart Pillow no matter how difficult and petulant he is (:baby:), but I will keep a modicum of decorum in headlines, etc... Remember... It's not censorship if I dart it.

Thanks to all for keeping the crackling conversations alive down here as I slaved away at the Barbecue and on the radio. I will review the threads of the last 6 weeks and will award Thebby Boobie Photos to the best work...


Your faithful servant... Keep usurping!

Scav 09-03-2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Just a quick hello to those denizens of the real smart rooms that continue to fight the good fight... :tro: (Mortimer.. this means YOU.. And your dimples... I mean disciples..)

It's been an insane 6 weeks at Saratoga, and I'm happy to report that Hossy and I had the greatest time together imaginab.. Wait.. No we didn't. Three years straight and STILL no Hossy at the Spa... :rolleyes:

ANYWAY... Here to report that I will soldier forward and NOT dart Pillow no matter how difficult and petulant he is (:baby:), but I will keep a modicum of decorum in headlines, etc... Remember... It's not censorship if I dart it.

Thanks to all for keeping the crackling conversations alive down here as I slaved away at the Barbecue and on the radio. I will review the threads of the last 6 weeks and will award Thebby Boobie Photos to the best work...


Your faithful servant... Keep usurping!

!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 04:40 PM

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Danzig 09-03-2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heels1989
Hmmm. What is causing Sheik mo's nip arousal? The birds or Dubya? And, is he wearing a bra?

probably a wife beater...or in his case, a wives beater.

geeker2 09-03-2008 04:59 PM

Fair and balanced :)

Attachment 962

Mortimer 09-03-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Now you know how it feels.


HA-HA

HA

HA-HA

Mortimer 09-03-2008 05:25 PM

You know,Steve,I've always been a huge fan of yours.The thing I must insist on,though, is a replacement prize.Wouldn't Thebby boobee photos be like ghost posts?


Another thing...thanks for mentioning my dimples...girls love them ,but I don't brag about it.

Nor do they get my photo despite their constant nagging.

And thanks for not darting CP.Let him suffer here with me.





Finally.....





..who the fucl< are ya?

geeker2 09-03-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You know,Steve,I've always been a huge fan of yours.The thing I must insist on,though, is a replacement prize.Wouldn't Thebby boobee photos be like ghost posts?


Another thing...thanks for mentioning my dimples...girls love them ,but I don't brag about it.

Nor do they get my photo despite their constant nagging.

And thanks for not darting CP.Let him suffer here with me.


Finally.....

..who the fucl< are ya?


go to your room......without din din

Mortimer 09-03-2008 06:28 PM

Where I go..DinDin goes.

my miss storm cat 09-03-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm telling MMSC.

I'm busy planning the Sheikh Mo Day that Pants so kindly suggested on ELA's thread...

Mortimer 09-04-2008 06:25 PM

Oh stick a cork in it.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:58 PM

I still think he's still licking his wounds.


But even they don't get turned on by him.

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You know,Steve,I've always been a huge fan of yours.The thing I must insist on,though, is a replacement prize.Wouldn't Thebby boobee photos be like ghost posts?


Another thing...thanks for mentioning my dimples...girls love them ,but I don't brag about it.

Nor do they get my photo despite their constant nagging.

And thanks for not darting CP.Let him suffer here with me.





Finally.....





..who the fucl< are ya?


I think he's "Baffert".

Mortimer 09-04-2008 09:26 PM

ror!!






phooey
























thud


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