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Mortimer 08-26-2008 05:39 AM

All right Junkyard fans!!

Let's git mad at dem beans!!

Mortimer 08-26-2008 07:26 AM

sung to the ending of r&r animals heroin..in the key of the corny night club singer:




and then she got real mad
ah know'd ah'd been had
her mouth rolled over neat
and then ah got the heat

she took me for a ride
we felt like bonnie and clyde
ah shot her up real high
she pegged up to the sky

down the road in that ford
we hit it again not to be ignored
her words said no but her dress said yes
so ah locked the door and oh what a mess

here in mind and body
it don't make no differ-ence
needs no recom-pense
all the same to me
it's what we say and do----and we do it without a key



YA BABY!!

GPK 08-26-2008 07:48 AM

There is to be no singing in mah junkyard:mad:

cowgirlintexas 08-26-2008 07:48 AM

My, my.. are'nt we "friskey" this a.m ;)

Good Morning :{>:

Mortimer 08-26-2008 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
There is to be no singing in mah junkyard:mad:




ror!!!!









I am like SSSSO sorry.

Mortimer 08-26-2008 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
There is to be no singing in mah junkyard:mad:


KG...someone's got a thing pulsatin' for you there......Mr. Frisky.

cowgirlintexas 08-26-2008 08:42 AM

Actually..it was meant for you silly...We just happend to send our messages at the same time :)

Mortimer 08-26-2008 08:50 AM

:{>:


%=============D

cowgirlintexas 08-26-2008 08:52 AM

Glad to see I still have that affect on you ;)

Mortimer 08-26-2008 08:54 AM

thud

GPK 08-26-2008 09:02 AM

:( :wf

GPK 08-26-2008 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:{>:


%=============D


GET OUTTA MAH JUNKYARD.:mad: :mad:

Mortimer 08-26-2008 09:08 AM

rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I'm The board hottie..........don't ya know.
































O=:>

GPK 08-26-2008 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I'm The board hottie..........don't ya know.

O=:>

:baby:

Rileyoriley 08-26-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
rule-eng en leff-eng!!





I'm The board hottie..........don't ya know.
































O=:>





Morty, I thought I told you to go easy on the viagra.:zz:

Mortimer 08-26-2008 10:24 PM

I thought it said 4 per hour.






I was sssso wrong.

Rileyoriley 08-26-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I thought it said 4 per hour.






I was sssso wrong.


Can't wait for you to get home.;)

Mortimer 08-26-2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Can't wait for you to get home.;)


Oh leave the neighbors alone for God's sakes.






:)

GPK 08-27-2008 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh leave the neighbors alone for God's sakes.






:)


EXCUSE ME YOU TWO.....









there will be no talk of sex in my junkyard!!:mad:


















This a clean junkyard...


























besides....if I aint getting any booty I sure as hell don't want to hear about anyone that is:wf

Mortimer 08-27-2008 10:11 AM

She has a great mouth,too.











Don't ya know.


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