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Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I don't get it


OK...if you have a girl go down on you, you say....I received a BJ from so and so.


Nya?





Now if you drilled her...you say.....I received a V-Jay from...so and so.


Bettah?

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?


:eek:


So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:o

Gosh...am I being too visceral?

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:eek:


So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??


They're both female forms......God!

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
They're both female forms......God!


No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Never....

Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.


:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:41 PM

oh you suck and discriminate against women!


So men get B-Jays and V-Jays from women... and what do women get in return????? fake orgasms and ruined dresses.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!

OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.


:rolleyes:


Good to know Uncly's on her game though...



I am claiming back the V-Jay for women!


So there!

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.



Finally a true statement from Morty!

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:47 PM

ror!!


This is a mess!!




Uncly!!



















SHUT UP!!

FGFan 08-04-2008 12:48 PM

Uhhhh...Trusty ah think he's saying women give B-J's and recieve V-Jays, so even as a lesbian it would be sort of the same thing. They are done with 2 seperate parts of the body.

But then again I'm quite lost in this great philosphical discussion.....:D :p :o

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:49 PM

dont think its luck, i think its a lot of hard work and determination paying off

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Uhhhh...Trusty ah think he's saying women give B-J's and recieve V-Jays, so even as a lesbian it would be sort of the same thing. They are done with 2 seperate parts of the body.

But then again I'm quite lost in this great philosphical discussion.....:D :p :o


Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!


Don't worry....be happy!!

FGFan 08-04-2008 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Frannie!!! if you read post 101 from the great Morty... you will be mad! Women give both B-j's and V-j's... we recieve nothing except for maybe some nutritional value!

OK wait..let me go back..I told you I'm lost in this.


Morty...THIS IS A MESS......fix this right now.


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