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Danzig 10-21-2007 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
In all the land.






In all the polls.








And in the hearts of every good God fearng person in this country.

commies don't believe in god, remember?:p

Mortimer 10-21-2007 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
commies don't believe in god, remember?:p


And mommies shouldn't be looking at naked women.






:)

Danzig 10-21-2007 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And mommies shouldn't be looking at naked women.






:)

commies shouldn't be putting up links without warning labels!!

but i've recovered..not so sure about my daughter tho.

Mortimer 10-21-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
commies shouldn't be putting up links without warning labels!!

but i've recovered..not so sure about my daughter tho.



And just what was it you expected after seeing a link entitled FemJoy....ma'amski?





Do ya look like Chiara at all?


Please check and report back to me.

Mortimer 10-21-2007 01:43 PM

The new polls show Ohio State...








...............STILL NUMBER ONE IN ALLL THE LAND AND ALL THE POLLS.


Two loss Flory-Dah cracks top ten.











FIX!!!

Danzig 10-21-2007 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And just what was it you expected after seeing a link entitled FemJoy....ma'amski?





Do ya look like Chiara at all?


Please check and report back to me.

had never heard of femjoy. but i'll know better next time. as to chiara, no idea who or what that is either.

Mortimer 10-21-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
had never heard of femjoy. but i'll know better next time. as to chiara, no idea who or what that is either.

Oh boy.




Chiara:



http://www.femjoy.com/setdetails.php/111696_bqb538

Mortimer 10-22-2007 09:25 AM

Dannie?

Mortimer 10-22-2007 09:35 AM

Daaaaan-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Mortimer 10-22-2007 09:36 AM

Yoo-hoo!

Mortimer 10-22-2007 09:50 AM

Well it's quite apparent she looks a lot more like Greta Van Cistern.

Mortimer 10-22-2007 02:31 PM

Hard to get those dangling feet out of my mind.

WHEW!!







Anyhoooo....



....hey.... Happy Valley is a great name for a place employing a dead person as their head coach. WeekendAtBernies is no doubt propped up by assitants and carried along the sidelines.


Sudden death ot's there are overkill.


I see where the dead zone people are getting 3.5.





That's all????






Gee willikens...that's like stealing.





Can't wait to see White Out.




What's next at the cemetery.....Ink Eradictor?







El Dope-Pa will be leading the pep rally again Friday night.






Only StatePen would prop up a cadavar to lead a pep rally.

Mortimer 10-22-2007 03:00 PM

If you look closely you will see John Edward is always on the StatePen sidelines.

Mortimer 10-22-2007 03:04 PM

Ghost Hunters are persona non gratta at Happy Valley.








It's the only place they might find a real one.

But they are now allowed back in Yankee Stadium.

Mortimer 10-22-2007 03:10 PM

Happy to announce Ohio State qb ,Todd Deckman, has been named to Ohios mid year All Opponents team.







Congratulations,Todd.

Mortimer 10-22-2007 03:16 PM

For his fine slight of hand trick in making a football look like a loaf of bread...





...the WhatTheFucl<WasTHAT!! award goes to Weenie Wells.


Good job.

Mortimer 10-22-2007 03:23 PM

Here's a real treat for the StatePen game.





It will be TurnBackTheClock day and WeekendAtBernies will be appearing live.

Mortimer 10-22-2007 03:45 PM

OH NO!!


Coach El Dope-Pa has fainted! I fear Paterno bleeding!




Get this man on a formaldehyde drip right away!!

Mortimer 10-22-2007 06:34 PM

Appearances at #1 in the AP Poll


1.

Notre Dame

95





2.

Oklahoma

95



3.

Ohio State

90




4.

USC

86




5.

Nebraska

70








Golly...no Alybamy or SECKEY MOUSE team???

Mortimer 10-22-2007 06:55 PM

espn's latest polls show.....






...THE OHIO STATE MAD DOG FIGHTING BUCKEYES as the number one team in all the land...





....and in all the polls.



Even the fan's polls.










Why does The Land of the Night of the Living Dead think white out is going to help?








StatePens appearing in Ohio State's rear view mirror are not as good as they appear to be.


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