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Mortimer 10-15-2007 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Arkansas had their hearts broken in the SEC championship game and Tennessee 'volunteered' to be losers to make the Big Ten look better. Yeah, that's it.


No...this...THIS is yer fine propoganda.

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 03:16 PM

Arkansas' QB Dick doesn't get along with Nutt.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 03:17 PM

WHERE IS THE SNOW?



Where are downy flakes of white landing so as to make a blanket of purity for those who want so little!?










Fucl<in' aye!!

Mortimer 10-15-2007 03:19 PM

The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 03:20 PM

And now I must munch n' med.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 03:47 PM

I have munched( burp) and meditated......and my soul thus satiated....and now my belly full...or at least almost.....


..time to hear from 2 Minutes To Toast.

IrishofNDMan 10-15-2007 05:32 PM

It won't fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 10-15-2007 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
It won't fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Would you kindly stop feeding Cajunatah lines?

Cajungator26 10-15-2007 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Would you kindly stop feeding Cajunatah lines?

These are your woods, Morty. Perhaps that fire you started last week to burn them down hasn't quite gotten the job done for ya.

IrishofNDMan 10-15-2007 05:40 PM

It's all up to you Mort, I have aborted the mission.

Coach Pants 10-15-2007 05:48 PM

Where are the dusty plains?

Danzig 10-15-2007 06:52 PM

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Arkansas' QB Dick doesn't get along with Nutt.


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Mortimer 10-15-2007 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Where are the dusty plains?


Near the rainy forest.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

Oh boy.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
It's all up to you Mort, I have aborted the mission.


She folded her tent...aye?

Mortimer 10-15-2007 08:43 PM

Back on Cajuna...I mean topic:




Who robbed the woods,
The trusting woods?
The unsuspecting trees
Brought out their burrs and mosses
His fantasy to please.
He scanned their trinkets, curious,
He grasped, he bore away.
What will the solemn hemlock,
What will the fir-tree say?

Rileyoriley 10-15-2007 10:31 PM

Sorry I was late to the snowy woods. My monitor got lost in the blizzard and I had to go by dogsled to the nearest town and buy another.

Mortimer 10-15-2007 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Sorry I was late to the snowy woods. My monitor got lost in the blizzard and I had to go by dogsled to the nearest town and buy another.


Oh forget it.




It's never too late for Fairy Prinththetheth...I mean Princesses to arrive in Thnowy...I mean SnowyWoodth....I mean Woods..

hi_im_god 10-15-2007 11:12 PM

my winter haiku:

soft cold envelopes
her hand warm and firm in mine
where is the dick joke?

nomad 10-15-2007 11:20 PM

Hola Mortimero

I heard it's Hispanic month, just doing my part.

BTW, very nice poem.

I've been out of town a lot but next week I get to go to..........

NEW JERSEY!!!!!!

Now really, who's gonna beat the Rockies?


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