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Cajungator26 09-04-2007 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
He's dead you idiot.







But who you describe sounds a lot like GenuineCrazyLady.

Kinda funny considering she's the classiest chick on this board by far. :p

P.S.

Beware the REAL predator. The predator who eats buckeye nuts for his afternoon snack.

Mortimer 09-04-2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Kinda funny considering she's the classiest chick on this board by far. :p

P.S.

Beware the REAL predator. The predator who eats buckeye nuts for his afternoon snack.

Oh?



And how do you know?








P.S.

Who is this very strange creature of which you speak ?

The Indomitable DrugS 09-04-2007 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Kinda funny considering she's the classiest chick on this board by far. :p

By far?


Do you say that because she has jaw-dropping, otherworldly, supreme classiness - or do you say that as like a "prettiest girl at the fat camp" kind of compliment. Like, she's the only classy girl here and the rest are certified trailer trash?


Or, a little bit of both?

AeWingnut 09-04-2007 10:30 PM


Mortimer 09-05-2007 09:12 AM

Oh.


Now I see.




Everyone has become a predator now that the Predator of all Predators has died.

What a bunch a sissies.

philcski 09-05-2007 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hello.





My name is Sal Monpatti. I am a MortimersFriend.I heard of his passing and wanted to stop by to say a few words about ,perhaps, the greatest horseyboard poster of all time only to see...this:



No need to justify what you do as part of your career to anyone. It's part of being on stage, on camera. My brother is an actor and has to do the same.




Mr. Philski...what is your primary malfunction here,sir? I believe posters are talking about Dispencers putting his eyelined eyes on hisspace.I don't see that as having anything to do with acting.



Do you know what that makes you...Philski?





You are a frog.



Yes...I said frog.






That's what you are, sir.

Hop hop!

my miss storm cat 09-05-2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Hop hop!

Oh!

I haven't read this thread but was so shcoked to see who did the last post..... :D

Hi Phil! Hi Morty! What have i missed?

Italian rope tricks or poetry or what?:p

Antitrust32 09-05-2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Hop hop!


philski i miss you my favorite frog!

philcski 09-05-2007 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
philski i miss you my favorite frog!

I know, i miss you too! Back in Fla yet?

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh!

I haven't read this thread but was so shcoked to see who did the last post..... :D

Hi Phil! Hi Morty! What have i missed?

Italian rope tricks or poetry or what?:p

Nothing much, i was just saying that Brian Spencer is entitled to do what he must for his chosen career, ridicule or not. Didn't think Morty would take such offense to my defense of him though...

Mortimer 09-05-2007 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
I know, i miss you too! Back in Fla yet?



Nothing much, i was just saying that Brian Spencer is entitled to do what he must for his chosen career, ridicule or not. Didn't think Morty would take such offense to my defense of him though...


Oh fer God's sakes Philski.

I am Sal Monpatti for starters.





And I thought you understood what's going on here.Don't go PeeSchaeffer on us.

Mortimer 09-05-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh!

I haven't read this thread but was so shcoked to see who did the last post..... :D

Hi Phil! Hi Morty! What have i missed?

Italian rope tricks or poetry or what?:p



More like eating cherries together.







:)

timmgirvan 09-05-2007 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
I know, i miss you too! Back in Fla yet?



Nothing much, i was just saying that Brian Spencer is entitled to do what he must for his chosen career, ridicule or not. Didn't think Morty would take such offense to my defense of him though...

Multple personalities pretty much explains it!

Mortimer 09-05-2007 08:06 PM

I think we should all sing How Can I Be Sure......... Together.

Mortimer 09-05-2007 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
Multple personalities pretty much explains it!


And what do stupid personalities have to say you stupid personality?

Mortimer 09-05-2007 09:09 PM

Oh well..it appears I am the last of MortimersFriends to stop in.





It is ,perhaps, time to leave dead predators dead.

This is Sal Monpatti passing on....



.....best fishes.








I mean wishes.

timmgirvan 09-05-2007 09:36 PM

Goodbye Putz!:cool: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

AeWingnut 09-05-2007 10:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWkySpoEC8

nomad 09-06-2007 01:34 AM

most confused
 
But I suppose it doesn't matter. I already miss Sal & I barely got to know him. Life is too short around here.

I was trying to answer Morty but I'm not sure where he posted to me nor do I know who I am posting to now.
Okie dokie

Mortimer 09-07-2007 09:28 AM

Do you realize how ditzy you look??

nomad 09-08-2007 01:38 AM

Do you think I care?


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