What about a fine Eskeemo Pie?



I love Eskeemo Pie.

I'll even give you an '83 Julio Franco DonRuss card.

Would you like a Zodiac Cipher for today?



What's this going to take?

!!!!!


What about a nice kissy-poo!!!




Would ya like that?

YOO-HOO!!





BUFFY-POO!








I see you laughing out there!




Yes I do!








Oh come on ma'am.




I truly am sorry and have no idea who you are...it was a random attack....but I never really mean anything by it.





An attak raccoon is my final offer.

They sell for 5 large,but you can have one for free.

But they are trained not to attack me so don't get any ideas.

All right..I have one more idea.




What if I could get you a date with Andrew?

If you're over 22 he'll throw a fit,but he'll do it for me.

I could even get you an appearance on his big deal show.



I am at the end of my brownie bucket here ma'amski.


It's in your hands now.








Don't fail me.











I KNOW you can do it.

MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













You''re beginning to piss me off.

Tell ya what ahm gonna do....




...I'm giving you EVERYTHING....PLUS..a bonus.





In every MORTE' Fan Club membership kit one receives a very special item.




That will be your bonus gift.



It's a doll in my likeness............=:>


You see?





And when you squeeze my little belly I go:








MEEP-MEEP!







That's it...no more.

Take it or leave it lady.

LMFAO!!!

Oh I've about had it...I'm spent.


If the nasty lady wants to hold a grudge...well there's nothing more I can do.









But these offers are really nice items.


I'm putting them all up for sale in my fine thread.

Already? It's not even 11:00 yet.

Shut up gator.

So THAT'S what you're doing here. About time you told us.

Anyway, forget it. She doesn't need the money.

Who's Andrew?

OOOOOOOOOO

For you, Morty:

Attachment 323

She DOESN'T ??




Maybe I should be the one to date her then.




Andrew Sirloin.

Too kind.


Send them to Thebby.






Put my name in the "from" box.

I doubt that Thebby wants scarlet carnations.

Ma'am....what part of "send them to Thebby" do you not understand?



Remember they are to be from me.

What part of "Thebby doesn't want scarlet carnations" do you not understand, sir?

She deserves better. Hmmm... how about these:

Attachment 324

YOW!




I have no further commenty.

I officially withdraw all my repentive offers to the nasty old chippy witch.

while I do like the scent of the mock orange...it's not quite my flower of choice.

it's nice that you tried morte' .... I would like one of your attack raccoons....trade you for some pics of my boo-bees.