Uh do you mean gris-gris?


If ya can't spell it right the Vodoo gods won't annoint you with good luck, instead they'll put the mojo on you. Be very careful it was all saints day yesterday.

Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...

:o



And no wonder I lost.






Obvioulsy I could use more of your training.

...uhm....really.......it's him,right?

Him who?

why thank you.

but please stay.

lol

Oh forget it.





You are most too kind,Uncly.

Very much so.

But I really have to get out of this place......really I do.






If no one kills me, I will return in one year to report.

That would be 111011011.

"Him."



As in....it's not me.

I have to leave again.

I forgot I switched counties and have not registered...from Portage to Geauga County.




So my "good friends", the neighbors, tell me to go a mile down the road.Thaat's the polls and maybe I can do it right there.

So I did.






That's Cuyahoga County.

I feel like the 3 Rivers thing.

And I'm getting upset.







I don't know what I'm going to do.

Kill people,probably.

Fucl< it.


Not gunna duh it.

I don't trust the count, I don't trust the candidates and I have know idea who anyone is locally.

And why they allow millions of campaign posters and the yuk 'em up candidate thieving swine outside the poll building----says a lot.




2 plebes toiling for the one they believe will lead them to the mountain top approached me with their filthy paraphanlia..

Huge mistake.





I pulled out from under my jaclet an UZI pistol...a semiautomatic weapon.A faveorite of mine.

It fires a 9mm parabellum bullet.My choice of magazines is the 32 round type.Muzzle velocity is 345 meters per second.It weighs 1700 grams and has an overall length of 240 mm.Barrel...app. 115 mm long.



I polish it a lot.

I's a pretty weapon.





I gave the first one a qucik brrrrip!!

Then the other took the rest.

I walked over to them as they lay dead on the sidewalk.





I asked them if they had any last words (ror!!!..I'm such a ham sandwich).

I looked up and saw a crowd staring at this scene in frozen fright.I says to them....I says...'Well!!? What the fucl< are you fools looking at? Get the fucl< out of here before you all get a taste of the same thing they got."

I pointed down at the two failed-to-do-so'ers....just so there'd be no mistake who I meant.



At this point,I clamly walked to my car and drove off;but not before I turned 2 donuts in thier manicured lawn.



That....I'll probably hear about.

Happy erection day everyone.

Reading this backwards... hahahaha Chuckles too funny. :D

This again???

Right because I didn't lose anything last night. :rolleyes:

He was a HK runner. Do you know what that means to me? Do you understand how hard I played him?

Okay need to go kick myself a tad more. :D

Oh make it massive kicks..do it for me.

I stumbled on this one.



I think it worthy.

See if you can find all the ironies.

If nothing else,it's one of those rather long ones you can't stop reading.




http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/...nt?oid=1490951

Hey girl!

Yo boy, E-City...20:1




Mucho respecto!!!!

Somehow...the very sight of the thread title My Dog's Behind is eough to make you wonder about what value could possibly be found in.... sanity.



Do you see how the sane talk among their own kind?

Is it any wonder?

I'm not kidding either.



They speak a language I simply do not understand.

Honest I don't.

Keep it real..................a goal set too high for too many.

Not the Bahamers, but if you get to Tampa by opening day Jamie Ness may have an open stall fer ye...

Good news is if you hang yer ass out the stall door when Dr. Needles comes by, you'll look like Hulk Hogan by March


















:tro:

Thank you cause I was trying to figure out if I had lost my mind or what.

Oh boy.



Now he's giving himself trophies.

Smart Threaders.

They self annoint with poisoned oil.



Spare them, for they know no bettah.

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:tro:

:D

Racetrack Jack

so?

Rackon

falsies

raffie

Sighty's giraffe's name

Rags

Hollywood's sore spot

rainybug14

Rene's cat's name

raleigh

read it like "you can't"

rambler

well it can't be just Nash....we need to throw another spiffy name after it

randallsnot

when wuffie lovers go to far

Randi

Mrs. Sterling's spelling of her husbands first name...she's "happy"

randybigt

Mr. Snot's childhood nickname

ranger5830

fights forest fires at Yippy Downs

Rare Bog

when sand traps go bad

RAWSKILLZ

left for more monkey bar training

ray landry

cousin of ray gamma

Ray Paulick

spray painting brother of Jason

RayThreatt

not!

rbain0902

sculling enthusiast

rbmet

tembr spelled backwords

RDDVA

Buckwheat sneezing

rdgamblr

Buckwheat blessing himself

Red Raven

badly color blind

redattore

Buckwheat saying he read a story

redfoxx

belongs in the junkyard thread

Redschool

disgruntled teacher

redtep

hillbilly from UTEP

reeanrules

deeper and deeper

reese

signed to fight Hershey

reidshoe7

yow

remiland!!

Bucl<wheat happy word in mistaking Louisiana Downs for Disneyland

repent

failed code

I shouldn't be laughing at the first one but I am.

Repent! Wow haven't heard that name in forever. I swear to God he needed his own theme music...

will you be doing the G's soon ?

shouldn't be laughing at the first one but I am.



This is why you are who you are.

If I were to say to you.....they are long ago done, would that surprise you?

:D :tro:

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...lic#post703904

I don't understand... why am I who I am and not you? :confused:












































:p

Damn..I knew I was spending way too much time in the SmartyThreads

I don't understand... why am I who I am and not you?






thud

Look at Rudy.









Now look at you.









Now look at him.











Now look at you.

Can't I look at Gooey ?

Hi Geekie.

Hows the kitty?

:$:

She is doing quite well for a 10 year old :{>:

Yea!

Mine are good...

I didn't want Clydie to think I was talking about my ***** so didn't mention anything, and... :D

We don't need a cat **** thread, correct?

Oh that's interesting! I can post cock but not ***** or shit?

Huh how about that.

Ror Gooey that was funny !!