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clyde 08-15-2010 05:23 PM

I really hate ST.

clyde 08-15-2010 06:05 PM

This ZenYaddaYadda blood letting is going to get several posters here killed.





I have several faves in that category,but shan't mention any names....at this time.


The thought is exciting,though.

It makes me sssso happy!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81...eature=related

clyde 08-15-2010 06:18 PM

Johnny Pinhead has red boarded.




Not that it's anything new.

Rileyoriley 08-15-2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 682984)
As of right now...I think IceyBoxy will win the Traverse.





As of right now, I wonder why Debbie has forsaken me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNw9C...eature=related

I'm going to start putting post-it notes on your forehead: I said I'd be away Wednesday through Saturday.

clyde 08-15-2010 06:32 PM

I wish I had a good answer for this.




Anyone?

Sightseek 08-15-2010 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 683344)
This ZenYaddaYadda blood letting is going to get several posters here killed.





I have several faves in that category,but shan't mention any names....at this time.


The thought is exciting,though.

It makes me sssso happy!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEL...eature=related

clyde 08-15-2010 07:46 PM

Oh mine Got!!


rule-eng en leff-eng!!





..lllllllllloved their conthumate professionalism....

clyde 08-15-2010 09:03 PM

I thought you might enjoy the notes I got from Meet Up with ****< Faces.


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Mortimer,

I'm not sure why Cheryl decided to drop you from the group considering she hasn't dropped one person until this time but I think she didn't like the way some of your posts/comments were going, She pays the bills ($150 a year or so to meetup) to have the site, so I guess she can do what she wants with it.

I personally told her not to drop you from the group but I guess she took offense with your post about no one being at the street fest when Chery and I clearly said we wouldn't be there and John who helps run the 20/30's groups posted information (including a phone number) to meet with him and his group...plus John's group also had a bunch of people (20 people or so) so I have a hard time believing you guys couldn't find them at the time and place that was listed.

I would like to suggest that posting stuff about the situation like you did on the Summit group here probably won't get you anywhere other then to piss off a bunch more people, since we are friends with pretty much all of the people that run most of the large groups around here and they would most likely let everyone around here in Meetup know to keep an eye on your postings too. It's happened with someone else and all the groups watch out for him or don't let him in their groups. Word travels fast and posting in public isn't going to help your case.

I would like to think the reason you joined meetup wasn't to cause problems but to have fun, so I would just let it go and move on since there are 400 other groups in the area that you could certainly join and find great people to hang out with.

Like I said, I didn't have a problem with your posts. I just assumed you had a strange sense of humor.

Hope you have a great summer (what's left of it).

Ron

clyde 08-15-2010 09:04 PM

Mortimer,

Patti joined New in Town and there's no reason you can't come with her to some events as her guest if you rally want to go to some of them. (I know, why the hell would you want to do that). most of our events are public so we can't stop anyone from coming anyhow but I don't want you to think you can't (or shouldn't) go just because you're not a member. Especially if Patti wants you to go with her. I certainly don't think it's a big deal.

Maybe if you show everyone that your a normal guy and can keep the rants to a low roar Cheryl will see she made a mistake and re-add you. Just a thought.

Ron

clyde 08-15-2010 09:07 PM

I guess I really pissed him off because ,at the end, he tries to blackmail me.........likea bonehead like him could.:rolleyes:

He doesn't have "a problem with me"...and then he tries to shove one in my back.

They're insane over there.





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Mortimer,

I'm not sure why you guys couldn't find anyone but it wouldn't be the first time it has happened and I'll be the first to apologize since we do our best to have someone there to great everyone or we won't usually post an event without telling everyone they are on their own.

Cheryl usually takes on too many events because she likes to make sure people know what's going on in the city and even if you don't catch up with us she wants people to be able to go on their own and have a good time. this is especially true with these "open to the public" events. So I hope you guys at least had a great time anyhow.

And yes it does take a lot of time to run this site since it's growing faster then any other group in the area. We had 600 people in Aug 2009 and will most likely be over 1000 people by the end of the month. She really does try and make everyone happy and to great everyone which is not the case with most meetup groups around here. That's why I think she got so annoyed by your posts. plus I think it just caught her on a bad day.

Some people have a clash in their styles and my guess is here was something about your posts/rants that struck her the wrong way.

I just assumed you have a strange sense of humor but she didn't like the way your posts were going and didn't want the negative stuff posted in her group.

Again, I advised her not to remove you but she was pretty set on doing it.

Can't say much more other then you can find any one of about 400 other groups to join or even start one yourself if you like.

I don't have a problem with you but I don't want to see this go any further then her and I'll even remove the information I posted on the portage site if you agree to also. I only posted that to show you that your not as anonymous as you think you are on the internet so you should probably tone it down a bit if you want people to take you seriously.

Do we have a deal and this will end here?

Ron

clyde 08-15-2010 09:11 PM

Oh..I was on 3 groups over there and not 2.....2 darted me and now the 3rd has locked the fine thread I had going.


These are googlie people......I don't mesh well with that type.




But I'll try one more meet up if they don't dart me first.....and try to create all the havoc I can, in person.





Dangerfield jokes should play well.

Will keep you informed.

herkhorse 08-15-2010 09:18 PM

"Do we have a deal and this will end here?"

methinks it won't

clyde 08-15-2010 09:29 PM

The group he put it up on deleted the whole thread.



And then me.

The lady who runs that one said there had been too many complaints about me.Really, I am not half as bad there as I am here---not even close.

They're googlie people, like I said.


They are stone cold deaf and too wrapped up in themselves.It's against most of their religions to be happy and throw pies.



I did tell them that,too.

herkhorse 08-15-2010 09:35 PM

bring them to the dooryard, show them a good time, they'll fall in love with ya.

Then squirt em with mustard

clyde 08-15-2010 09:44 PM

!!!!


Ah di-yud!!




But it got darted...was in response to Bozo's "revelation" on me.

I don't know why I do this stuff. ..don't mix well with adults.For instance...was invited to a Catholic church outing today .Free food got me there....but I attracted the 7 t0 15 age group...all girls.


I now have tattoos all over my forearms.....many,many skulls of varying types...and one of some fruit with the word "yummy."





In reality...I must be one disturbed doorknob.







But I did see a lady I really,really liked. She had a very bad limp----like something happened to her hip.One of those you can tell are permanent.








Oh well.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQz1Z...eature=related

clyde 08-15-2010 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 683351)
I'm going to start putting post-it notes on your forehead: I said I'd be away Wednesday through Saturday.

( i gud wun now )


You put one post -it on my forehead......and I will plant my post firmly into your bush.




Is this fair?

clyde 08-15-2010 10:06 PM

They're not all skull things...have 4 barbed wire things.

They used me.





Like I'm some dummy to adorn for their own amusement.

clyde 08-15-2010 10:10 PM

The Padlock has lost a little of it's luster...don't ya thank?



There IS money in poetry!!

AAAAND it's highly amusing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_0E7x3Nqys

clyde 08-15-2010 10:30 PM

Nighty-pookins.........sleep well, all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU


Wake up with pretty thoughts of me in your noodle.













I'm making myself sick.

DerbyCat 08-15-2010 11:45 PM

Mr. Foxworthy -

I'm not sure why you attempt to co-mingle with common people on other web sites, it's obvious the NerdyTrailers are "your people".



























All the lesbians here love you.




















THUD!

herkhorse 08-16-2010 05:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x8Jh6Cm9no

clyde 08-16-2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 683485)
Mr. Foxworthy -

I'm not sure why you attempt to co-mingle with common people on other web sites, it's obvious the NerdyTrailers are "your people".


All the lesbians here love you.


THUD!


I'd like to hit you with a pie....only what you typed is true.


Lesbians love thespians......it's axiomatic,I guess.




You're thudding is admirable, by the way.

clyde 08-16-2010 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 683501)


A desolation row opera!!









!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

clyde 08-16-2010 11:58 AM

Unfortunately,this is what has become of the Dooryard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOrG1r3S6ZA



I will close it later tonight.










Again....please stop that applauding.

clyde 08-16-2010 12:12 PM

I know most, if not all, of you think 90% of what I say is bullsh.it----but it's the other way around.


This movie,I'll bet, will be a huge hit.

And I missed these three bombings by about one week....was at each locale about one week before they happened.....plus another one at around the Mandalay Ave. area in Collinwood.An LCN guy was making a bomb and made a boo-boo instead.




http://www.cleveland.com/moviebuff/i...nny_green.html

clyde 08-16-2010 02:11 PM

The Dooryard cannot end without a replay of Gooey Foogetti reciting Christina Rossetti.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAABJ0hH84



Let's give this distinguished,coo-coo beauty a nice round of applause.

clyde 08-16-2010 02:13 PM

She makes a lovely companion for the American Psycho....don't ya thank?





A match made in far off corners of darkened places.

clyde 08-16-2010 02:15 PM

I now make Honu a member.




Her gang name is LikeLike.

clyde 08-16-2010 02:37 PM

Espar Igus was never this good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCbMw...eature=related







I fell into the ocean
When you became my wife
I risked it all aganist the sea
To have a better life
Marie you're the wild blue sky
And men do foolish things
You turn kings into beggars
And beggars into kings

Pretend that you owe me nothing
And all the world is green
We can bring back the old days again
And all the world is green

The fase forgives the mirror
The worm forgives the plow
The questions begs the answer
Can you forgive me somehow
Maybe when our story's over
We'll go where it's always spring
The band is playing our song again
And all the world is green

Pretend that you owe me nothing
And all the world is green
We can bring back the old days again
And all the world is green

The moon is yellow silver
Oh the things that summer brings
It's a love you'd kill for
And all the world is green

He is balancing a diamond
On a blade of grass
The dew will settle on our grave(s)
When all the world is green

clyde 08-16-2010 02:59 PM

I really like the 1 today at ST...7th race...Eli's Comin'.

clyde 08-16-2010 03:27 PM

These wash on tats don't wash off very easy.




Am beginning to be embarrassed in public.

clyde 08-16-2010 04:07 PM

He didn't come.




Phooey.

geeker2 08-16-2010 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 683805)
He didn't come.




Phooey.



Damn.. and I thought it was a :L:

clyde 08-16-2010 08:39 PM

Will you stop it with the lock stuff?




Appropriately...one of the last posts here:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENJLZhrCeY

clyde 08-16-2010 08:43 PM

Even more appropriatelier:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH...ext=1&index=10

geeker2 08-16-2010 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 683911)
Will you stop it with the lock stuff?




Appropriately...one of the last posts here:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENJLZhrCeY

:mad:
:baby:
:L:

clyde 08-16-2010 09:02 PM

Ralphy..I've been called worse---daily.




I've been roughed up, beat up and stuffed up.

Miffed, kaniffed and stiffed .

Kicked,micked and byked...I mean biced.



You harmless emoties only give me the floaties.














And most appropriateliest of all---maybe.



I'd like you to picture a dank,dark basement with mystical aromas of incense dancing at your nose......and whimsical voices so intense, romancing as you doze...in and out of reality.....jonesing and dieting......imposed by a demon of depression.


That should set the scene:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C85Li33djDM

clyde 08-16-2010 09:02 PM

:L::L::L::L:

DerbyCat 08-16-2010 09:15 PM

Wait!


















Come back Wolfie-poo!!!


















We need you here!





















We will do anything to keep you here


















I know, we must make a sacrafice




















Of virgins!





















No wait, not virgins....






















Lesbians!!!!!























Uncly? LikeLike?



















Any other lesbos here?





































Thud!

geeker2 08-16-2010 09:24 PM

I large piece of cheese will also work......................................


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