You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.

Careful now.

You don't want to get all excited. But the peanut shell/rubber band jockstrap you're using, while the smallest size available, will no doubt accomodate your enthusiasm.

He's got writers...I know he must.

Will you pick a name for me already? I'm tired of your fickle attitude.

I can hear their little crayons smoking away on the paper...frustrated little demons that they are.

There are pills you can take to eliminate the voices, Morty.

And how many pills do you take before hitting the streets each evening?

Why do you keep insinuating that I'm a whore? Are you my pimp?

Looks to me that job is BentMyP u d 's .

Awww... how sweet... a jealous mortician.

Hey Mort--this guy is DowMorris level stupid, dontcha think?

Almost sounds like GeoPet...hmmmm.

As they say, every village needs an idiot.

And sometimes they need two.

I don't know if he's that smart Aunty Cooby.Thank you for your unyielding support of my fine behind.

Good evening.

As you know....


...I have ra-turned from another highly successful Great White Hunter trip to Africa.

It's great to be back.



I bagged a small goat and 2 Canadian geese.

I know.

Canadians are really stupid.





Anyhoooo..


...I would like to thank Stevie-poo and even more so ...Thebby. Thebby has been more than swell to me . It seems like I have put her through a lot. I know she must have received hundreds of rat letters from some ofthe little darlings out there.


This is not my place and I have no animosity here.I will leave shortly as I do not want to increase the workload of the finely endowed Thebby.Whatever she's paid ....it's not enough.




I will take a break and allow my fan....I mean my fans to speak.

Well everyone replying at one time seems to be jamming the circuits here.


I'm just going to thank my fan...I mean fans and wish you the best.




Thanking you and wishing you the best,
Mortimer

I'm having a very good day!

you seem to be making a fresh start...but there is still room for improvement 2nd off the layoff

God knows you've always been there for me Thebby.

god knows I have little choice