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clyde 10-31-2010 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 713977)
NFL Gameday on the NFL Network is arguably the best show on television next to Pawn Stars. If they got rid of punk ass Faulk and put Prime Time on with Sapp and Irvin it would be the greatest show of all time.



I probably would agree,if I saw this show.




But I have not.

clyde 10-31-2010 09:43 AM

Sighty-poo...is there a way..........hold on now,it's not what you think.

But is there a way I can be in receipt of your Kooly-Aid smile photo?If you could e-mail it to me,why that would be swell.

It's for the Most Beautiful Girl You Have Ever Seen contest running up here.



I would be proud to enter it for you as I believe you can win this thing.

I'm going to try to move now.

Sightseek 10-31-2010 09:50 AM

You'll have to ask Ralph.

geeker2 10-31-2010 10:03 AM

Morty I've turned them into posters and card board cut outs - want one?

Oh that's right you told me to go fucl< myself...Ahhh that's a shame

clyde 10-31-2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 713987)
You'll have to ask Ralph.

You disgust me.

clyde 10-31-2010 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 713988)
Morty I've turned them into posters and card board cut outs - want one?

Oh that's right you told me to go fucl< myself...Ahhh that's a shame


You were caved a lllong time ago.

Sightseek 10-31-2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 713993)
You disgust me.

kissykissykissy

clyde 10-31-2010 10:21 AM

!





Get the fucl< out heah,Sighty!!


frump!!











ror!! ......but now, I must go.

Rudeboyelvis 10-31-2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 713973)
Rudy was pronounced caved at approximately 9:41 AM,EST today;this 31st of October,two thousand and ten.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yMVqC6dgg8

clyde 10-31-2010 01:12 PM

That was beautiful.

clyde 10-31-2010 01:35 PM

I have the talent for spotting longshots to hit the boards.....but none for betting them that way.

clyde 10-31-2010 01:40 PM

StageFright,Canadian Brew,Sometinspectulah....and so forth.




They mock me.

Sightseek 10-31-2010 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 714067)
StageFright,Canadian Brew,Sometinspectulah....and so forth.




They mock me.

So do the rest of us. :D

clyde 10-31-2010 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 714068)
So do the rest of us. :D

My eyes are squinty, my lips pursed...miming a count to 10.




I am intense.

clyde 10-31-2010 01:48 PM

Stevie....get rid of her!

Sightseek 10-31-2010 01:52 PM

BWR to the rescue!

clyde 10-31-2010 01:55 PM

spray!!!!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk


:D

clyde 10-31-2010 01:57 PM

Don't let her kid you.



She dahnces to it as we type....I type---whatevah.

clyde 10-31-2010 02:09 PM

i can only hope you all find a Gooey

clyde 10-31-2010 02:10 PM

and pretend not to find the Franny nor the Debbie

clyde 10-31-2010 02:11 PM

for those not impressed.....the cave awaits,for you are nincompoops

clyde 10-31-2010 02:12 PM

I did it again.



Jesus.

Fucl< it...I'm not moving them.

clyde 10-31-2010 02:38 PM

It was the SportyBar right across the street...highway...4 lanes....too dangerous to cross while walking,especially when those who would kill you are close.

First time there.

Inside,about one hour later,I was watching the Ohio State game at the bar.It was long.





Not the game---the bar.

I'd only been there an hour.


Happily,people to my left were merely slamming them down.Those to my right were doing the same ,but also shoveling all types of basket cradled food at such a pace I thought surely the ref would stop this debacle.

But no.


So I looked straight, at the large screen,or to my left. My sense of hearing could not abort the piggie pen noises....afraid to say.




I was still nursing the first MerHigh.I had put the bar girl through quite a challenge when giving her instruction as to how I wanted the drink.I gave her the exact amount of ice cubes,the type of glass it should be poured into...and that her hands should be covered with sanitary gloves.

She was properly scolded when she set the drink on the bar....2 ice cubes short of exact.She knows what that word means now.



I had to....whizz.

I got her atention by shrieking out a "HEY!"

I told her where I was going and that my unfinished drink must be guarded as there are people here who would like to poison it, so as to kill me.At this point...she was deathly afraid of me.

She set the drink on her itty bitty side of the bar.You know, that 4 inch or so stepped down ledge. ..behind the combination menu,ketchup and mustard holder.

She looked at me for approval.

She didn't get what she wanted.




I gave her a look of disgust and slammed the ketchup and mustard container on either side of the drink.The menus were long.They blocked the frontal view, but the wings were exposed.

I looked at her and then nodded my head toward the fortress I had constructed around the drink.She looked at it, bowed her head....and walked away in shame.






I then left to whizz.

clyde 10-31-2010 05:42 PM

All right ,SportyFans.



Let's have one more big cheerleading for:





ARLETTAH'S FANTASTIC FINISH!!!!












http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mx...eature=channel

Dahoss 10-31-2010 05:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7...eature=related

clyde 10-31-2010 05:57 PM

Why did I know that was coming?

Really---shame on you.




You rapscallion,you.

clyde 10-31-2010 05:59 PM

And how do we know Matamor is the right hawsey?


This song tells us....it Shirely is the right hawsey:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKeSUUK-A4

clyde 10-31-2010 06:07 PM

giddy up wid dat hawsey!!!

clyde 10-31-2010 06:15 PM

And so, let us remember that coming all this way is an achievement in itself.One done by a itty bitty handful out of the original 2500 plus.


To win means making it to the very end.

To lose----maybe the hawsey will....bet the bettor has already won.

The finest single accomplishment by an NT'er in such a large contest----red boarders aside.







New horizons await.

None of us know what tomorrow brings.

The ZC' s say..the best is yet to come.

Arletta 10-31-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 714197)
And so, let us remember that coming all this way is an achievement in itself.One done by a itty bitty handful out of the original 2500 plus.


To win means making it to the very end.

To lose----maybe the hawsey will....bet the bettor has already won.

The finest single accomplishment by an NT'er in such a large contest----red boarders aside.







New horizons await.

None of us know what tomorrow brings.

The ZC' s say..the best is yet to come.

Your too kind..... and thank you soooooooooo much......


If Justin and I get any Hershey bars tonight we will split them 3 ways :D

clyde 10-31-2010 06:49 PM

:D

herkhorse 10-31-2010 07:08 PM

Morty in his prime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo

Sightseek 10-31-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 714217)

Did you mean to link this one?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-MuK...eature=related

clyde 10-31-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 714217)

I gave it 5 seconds.



That was more than it deserved.

clyde 10-31-2010 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 714218)


That got 3 seconds.

clyde 10-31-2010 07:18 PM

Here is the updated Clyde's Girls top achievers this week:













none







You all massively fail.

But what list you did all make was...





..Clyde's Clydsdales.




I hope you're all very happy.

clyde 10-31-2010 07:26 PM

He failed to do so.






But like I said, only the hawsey failed.


One more time...in triumph:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mx...eature=channel

clyde 10-31-2010 09:13 PM

I think I am done.




So I must be.

herkhorse 11-01-2010 05:21 AM

mornin clyde:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekb6ALfBiT8

clyde 11-01-2010 10:31 AM

What's so good about it?



And what's he playing?...a saw?


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