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Mortimer 04-11-2007 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
do you like pork chops?



Do you also ingest FlacidAcid?



Did someone spray your now thimble with mousey-poo-be-gone?

SentToStud 04-11-2007 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
ViagraFalls ...you're addicted to it apparently...no?

you make less sense than some of your more high profile ersatz friends.

And the answer to your question is sorry, chump, never touched the stuff. My junk is still in fine working condition.

Yours, on the other hand, I hear, requires support during even modest physical activity.

Do you find you are getting a good fit from the peanut shell and rubber band you're using?

byalip 04-11-2007 02:13 PM

Failing little cabal. huh???

That really knocked me off my rocker.

SentToStud 04-11-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by byalip
Failing little cabal. huh???

That really knocked me off my rocker.

I already asked you to put down your pail and shovel and concentrate.

You are failing miserably.

Payson Dave 04-11-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by byalip
So are you one of us? You know we're referred to in public as ivory tower living liberals who don't have the mustard to stick it out in Iraq and expose the Grand Klaxon, hood wearing slime for what they are.

Well I'm not much of a liberal.....definately more of a moderate conservative who is not opposed to exposing slime for what they are...

Mortimer 04-11-2007 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
you make less sense than some of your more high profile ersatz friends.

And the answer to your question is sorry, chump, never touched the stuff. My junk is still in fine working condition.

Yours, on the other hand, I hear, requires support during even modest physical activity.

Do you find you are getting a good fit from the peanut shell and rubber band you're using?




It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.

SentToStud 04-11-2007 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.

Now you're all upset.

Is the peanut shell you wear for a jockstrap too large and shifting uncomfortably?

You can look for a tinier one I suppose , but the one you have is the smallest available.

The good news is you can surely find a different size rubber band.

Mortimer 04-11-2007 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Now you're all upset.

Is the peanut shell you wear for a jockstrap too large and shifting uncomfortably?

You can look for a tinier one I suppose , but the one you have is the smallest available.

The good news is you can surely find a different size rubber band.

Remember:

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It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.
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And stupider....and stupider......an so forth.

SentToStud 04-11-2007 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Remember:

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It seems to me you were the one who decided he had names for other "crew" members.




Don't get defensive when you can't handle your own offense.

Ya look really stupid doin' that.
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And stupider....and stupider......an so forth.

All right, you give up. I'll let you live. For now. You were getting boring anyway.

Mortimer 04-11-2007 02:40 PM

Gee.

Henny Youngman finally left.





Hershey Bars offer better comebacks.

SentToStud 04-11-2007 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Gee.

Henny Youngman finally left.





Hershey Bars offer better comebacks.

Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.

Mortimer 04-11-2007 02:46 PM

Oh my God.





It's the THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE!


SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!

Payson Dave 04-11-2007 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.

Just to be clear can you identify who is part of the cabal??


and perhaps even what it is that is your beef

SentToStud 04-11-2007 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh my God.





It's the THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE!


SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!

The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.

estreetposse 04-11-2007 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.


Here's a good one...

A baby seal walks into a club...

Mortimer 04-11-2007 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.





(Man...the dog just don't hunt.

What are ya gonna do??)

SentToStud 04-11-2007 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by estreetposse
Here's a good one...

A baby seal walks into a club...

... anything but a Canadian ....?

SentToStud 04-11-2007 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
(Man...the dog just don't hunt.

What are ya gonna do??)

Well, I sure made a mistake kicking you in the rear. You won't release my foot!

People warned me not to do this for this exact reason.

Cajungator26 04-11-2007 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.

I need some too, please.

SentToStud 04-11-2007 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I need some too, please.

no problem. i'll even throw in free shipping for you.


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