Morty - you need to take a vacation and come to California












See the sights





















There are some lovely neighborhoods in San Francisco

















And, despite what you may have heard, we have some nice race tracks


















There are women here




















And they're not all lesbians



















Unless that's what you're looking for :D

!!

Uncly is doing a great job turning me.




You just wait..Baby!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eELO...eature=related





Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did
Got what I paid for now
See ya tomorrow, hey Frank can I borrow
A couple of bucks from you?
To go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

I'm an innocent victim of a blinded alley
And tired of all these soldiers here
No one speaks English and everything's broken
And my Stacys are soaking wet
To go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

Now the dogs are barking and the taxi cab's parking
A lot they can do for me
I begged you to stab me, you tore my shirt open
And I'm down on my knees tonight
Old Bushmill's I staggered, you buried the dagger
Your silhouette window light
To go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

Now I lost my Saint Christopher now that I've kissed her
And the one-armed bandit knows
And the maverick Chinaman and the cold-blooded signs
And the girls down by the strip-tease shows
Go, waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

No, I don't want your sympathy
The fugitives say that the streets aren't for dreaming now
Manslaughter dragnets and the ghosts that sell memories
They want a piece of the action anyhow
Go, waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

And you can ask any sailor and the keys from the jailor
And the old men in wheelchairs know
That Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
And she follows wherever you may go
Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

And it's a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace
And a wound that will never heal
No prima donna, the perfume is on
An old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey
And goodnight to the street sweepers
The night watchman flame keepers and goodnight to Matilda too

We met in schoolyards present,
and in schoolyards of the past
We compared notes of a pheasant,
and I thought how it would last

We always dreamt together,
in every place we went
Even in nasty weather,
our best notes still were sent

And you never want to end,
every time it did
You’ll always be my friend,
you just have other things to tend

I forgot how you still have them,
because your schoolyards are in the present
And mine are near the end,
And mine are near the end

Not sure how we could meet,
in a way meant to be so brief
Don’t let anyone take my meet seat,
not even a night time thief

You are always with me,
i think you know it’s true
Because we’re not like the tree,
inside of me is you

I forgot how you still have them,
because your schoolyards are in the present
And mine are near the end,
And mine are near the end


We met in school yards present,
and in schoolyards of the past
We compared notes of a pheasant,
and I thought how it would last






Good Nighty-pookins.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

Sporty Fans( oh..I can't sleep, by the way),you will not believe what's going on over there at that meet up group.The one who vaporized me has been reading my admirable work at the other meet up place and one of their leaders has tried to embarrass me by actually trying to find out who I really am and posting it over there.


I added some facts of which he was not aware--thereby showing my complete lack of shame.



People amaze me every day.

Why...I don't know.

..uhm.....I may have said something really dumb over there.....




I said that the people at derbytrail.com love me.

So there may be, if the post makes it through the night, a large and sudden influx of newbies here over the ensuing days.

So everyone...go back and edit all your posts so it looks like you do love me.







You must do this thing.








Wait until they get a load of the real me.They think what I say there is bad!!






Uh-oh...I just thought of something.

Patti may see the real me.

I'm a goner.





Phooey.

"if the post makes it through the night"

It didn't.






In fact ,the entire thread went.

Members can suggest meet up places.




Am recommending Ralph's place.

I have a large hot tub











clothing is optional for the ladies.










but for you















full scuba gear is required

I'll have to credit him with 10 pies...which I hate to do.




OOOOOOOOOO

I have teared up...thank you sooooooooooo much

Now I'm crying.




Where is Franny ,so as to hold me ??

He is sensitive AND loved!!!:{>:


Those people at the meet up site don't know what they're missing.:)

Will there be "snorkeling"?

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Example.


I suggested a visit to a known haunted house.

2 people agreed.




Someone suggests a night at a bar and grille thing....and then watching a fucl<ing meteor shower.



People who agreed:






568,239.

for Franny:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEj-mrwwaxo



alice


















It's dreamy weather we're on
You waved your crooked wand
Along an icy pond with a frozen moon
A murder of silhouette crows I saw
And the tears on my face
And the skates on the pond
They spell Alice

I disappear in your name
But you must wait for me
Somewhere across the sea
There's a wreck of a ship
Your hair is like meadow grass on the tide
And the raindrops on my window
And the ice in my drink
Baby all I can think of is Alice

Arithmetic arithmetock
Turn the hands back on the clock
How does the ocean rock the boat?
How did the razor find my throat?
The only strings that hold me here
Are tangled up around the pier

And so a secret kiss
Brings madness with the bliss
And I will think of this
When I'm dead in my grave
Set me adrift and I'm lost over there
And I must be insane
To go skating on your name
And by tracing it twice
I fell through the ice
Of Alice

And so a secret kiss
Brings madness with the bliss
And I will think of this
When I'm dead in my grave
Set me adrift and I'm lost over there
And I must be insane
To go skating on your name
And by tracing it twice
I fell through the ice
Of Alice
There's only Alice

4 Gooey



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk20o_-LZn8

Uncly:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0jDMffWLg

4 Sighty:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY_AlrfB3U0

IV Pudery:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-6LaFN5MMY

Vl dyslexic Clitty





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L886mjb0O8

I said no cameras!

four Deb-O-deb





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMBycZq66ks

and I did-un'


ha-ha....ha...ha-ha

for Ralphy:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsezr0qiFIc

Clyde and Barry!! A perfect end to a perfect vacay day!:{>::{>:

568,239???? How could anyone find a parking space, never mind meet up????

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay!!!!

Really.....must you?





All the time!?

Thank you


















so much
























for you: Open in Private

:{>:

"There goes Todd"

:):tro:

for you: Open in Private





Shirley......












I mean.................oh never mind.














Sumwonholdme.










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thud

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I think I may try the Paranormal Meet Up group.



The things is....usually most of these type people are pretty weird.

They think ghost cells do osmosis.

Ah wonder if there is a Psychopath Meet Up group?



If there is ..the turn over would be very high,I would think.

I shouldn't bee fucl<ing around here...lots to move still.

Pretty hard to do,when you think about it.





Oh well...let's do this one again:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm2YyVZBL8U

here is a little something to motivate you...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyx4v1QFzhQ

I......................



























Thud!!

A rare,early Tom Waites reading..he uses a different name here.





http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...08359552049171

He shoulda used the name "I Suck"



ror...Franny made me do it!

ror!!





He's horrible,ain't he?