Stevie Wonder reads faster than you.

Hey!


I almsot won several of those races.

!!













thud

oh mine Got
















thud

Best post yet.

Bettah!!

"She mooed"















rule-eng un ze flour!!!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!

OK,SportyFans....time to get serious as I just robbed the Moo n' Go here in town.




Am going to the Thsitleydowns and bah me some picky sixy tickys.


Plus...a little something else.


I am playing the song as Miss "Ah bets me two horseys every race" tries to stay alive in the Oaky thing.





Yes.

Good luck to you, Miss Barnside.

You certainly took any I had last night.

And guess who I am betting all of my 200 dollah on?








KISS-KISS, DAHLINGS!!










you don't have to look any bettah...ah'd still be in yo sweatah!!










fucl< you and fucl< hah ,too!

Hey.



SightyTard.

Where's FrannyTard and DebbieTard?

Hello SportyFans.


Just back in from The Thistleydowns about 20 minutes ago.

God are those people old!!

I swear I saw maybe 4 or 5 who were under 90. I mean, God bless them all...and I should be so lucky.

But wow!



They threw me out for fucl<ing around with the clerks.I told them I was only kidding....but I think it was when after the guy in front of me said to the clerk,''Hi Gourgeous.".....and then I came up and said, "Hi Ugly.".....I think that one did it.

Those people have no sense of humor whatsoever.

Anways...you will never believe I have not checked anything since I got back...so first:














fucl< me and fucl< my redbo'ds,too!!






Happy now?...are ya?







Here's what I have:



The Thistleydowns:


RACE 3....5 to win on 6,TapOneTime. My very good friend,JaneyMagrell ,better come through for me for a change.

Also have one dollah e-box and tri box on yer 1,2,6.


RACE 8:


This requires some explanation. Unfortunately,ah made a boo-boo for someone.Arletta........when I said 8......well, you know 3 out of 4 years we have the same birthday.I got a little confused so I was thinking of my 1 out of 4 years birthday.That ZC is 8. The 3 out of 4 is ,9.


So solly.

With that in mind, one of my huge faves up here is Sometinspectacular.....who keeps on making me lose all my moan-ay.But...today he is number 8 in the 8th.SSSSSSO................5 dollah wiin 8,2 dollah e-box 4-8.




KEENLAND:


RACE 5...BIIIIIG 10 dollah spill...I mean win bet on 8, My Miss Olive Oil.

2 dollah e-box,4-8




OAKYTREE:



RACEY POO ONE....5 dollah win on 4,CanadianBrew

2 dollah e-box,1-4

2 dollah picky 4.....1-8-4-4

2 dollah picky 4.....4-8-4-7


RACE 3:



5 dollah win on 4,Clubhouse Rules

2 dollah picky sixy......4-3-8-5-2-4


RACE 4:

2 dollah e-box.....4-8

2 dollah picky 3....4-3-1




RACE 8 5 dollah win 4,Jiggly







That's it.Now I will look.

Some of these fucl<ers better win or it's back to eating tree bark for the next 3 weeks.

Well Janey fucl<ed me again...BUT WIN EX. AND TRI.!!!!



APP. 47 dollah!!

Uncly love me lllllong time!







All I have checked so far.Have to do this in order or else the ZC's strike back with a vengence.

4-got to turn on the song.




Wok good.

I think I'm going to cry.



This better work,Arletta.

We got delayed in TardTown.

ror!!!!
















and......fucl<you and yo bright ideas..Arletta!!

Phooey.



Still have just a few yet to run...maybe wok good now.

Well that all went directly south.




I hate horseys.

Dont' hate the Playa, hate the ...errr.... no, that's not how it goes...


















Don't hate Thistly, hate the horseys....... hmmmmmm - no good either.......






























Don't hate the Horseys, hate Kapets... It's mostly his fault.













There .... Soooooo much more bettah







You are much better suited for Character Assassinations anyway - which by the way, appear to be directly on =5's predicted track for completion

!!!!!!!
























fucl< you and fucl< kapets and =5,too!

^^^^ Easily distracted by ATR bumpers^^^

fucl< you and the mothah fucl<in' hawsey your rode in on




I have to whizz.

Be right back.

I had to kick some as.s.....but I have ra-turned.





But now I have to whizz again.

fucl< that 8th in the 4th..I mean the 4th in the 8th at Oaky Whizzy


fucl<



I have to whizz again

ftfy

fucl< yo ...i have to whizz again

ftfy

I have whizzed..and so, fucl< you.

Am done.


Fucl< you.

Hey SightyTard...fucl< yo as.s,girl!

This is fun!

So I had 4 Merhighs...so what.

Finally a peaceful moment.

I love that movie !!

fly with the angels

fucl< you