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Mortimer 07-15-2008 12:48 PM

LateFires....UPS!!!...I mean Franny....come dahnce with me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

This requires being very close.

A lot of in synch rhythm must be used.....a lot of synchronized shoulders....very little foot movement. ....but a lot of going up and down...back and forth.......side to side.....you know----NerdyDancing.There is one part in the beginning where footwork is used.....and I spin you...and throw you away like a boomerang.......................................EA UXH!!...you didn't come back!!...........oh my. That was ugly.



What do you think,Bob?


That had to hurt,Mortimer.


Yes..I think so.


OK..let's get close again...become one,close and tight....moving like no one is watching. Feel my steel...sniff my animal aroma...close your eyes and I'll miss you ..toooo-moooor-row I'll kiss you........ups!...wrong song.


Sizzle that dupa ,sweetie.


OK Franny....BIG FINISH!!!




Be hot baby......undulate with me here.....hold tight....pelvises become one. Rock all over with me....pump it up and down together.....spin!!






Oh yes baby!!




Wiggle more up and down with me.............




............WHEW!!










The lady knows what's what...aye?

GBBob 07-15-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
LateFires....UPS!!!...I mean Franny....come dahnce with me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

This requires being very close.

A lot of in synch rhythm must be used.....a lot of synchronized shoulders....very little foot movement. ....but a lot of going up and down...back and forth.......side to side.....you know----NerdyDancing.There is one part in the beginning where footwork is used.....and I spin you...and throw you away like a boomerang.......................................EA UXH!!...you didn't come back!!...........oh my. That was ugly.



What do you think,Bob?


That had to hurt,Mortimer.


Yes..I think so.


OK..let's get close again...become one,close and tight....moving like no one is watching. Feel my steel...sniff my animal aroma...close your eyes and I'll miss you ..toooo-moooor-row I'll kiss you........ups!...wrong song.


Sizzle that dupa ,sweetie.


OK Franny....BIG FINISH!!!




Be hot baby......undulate with me here.....hold tight....pelvises become one. Rock all over with me....pump it up and down together.....spin!!






Oh yes baby!!




Wiggle more up and down with me.............




............WHEW!!










The lady knows what's what...aye?


I've fallen

and I can't get up

not built for dancing...perhaps I will give yodeling a try. going off to practice. Will report back later

Mortimer 07-15-2008 01:19 PM

!!!!


ror!






she's got shapely hips and shimmies when she dips
she makes swirls with her dupa as punches out the hula
but when she gets real close with her pelvic overdose
that's when i find that i really lose my mind

Sightseek 07-15-2008 01:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu9iUD47Fkc








:D

Mortimer 07-15-2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek

You got it,baby!!



Phooey--I should have dahnced with you.

Antitrust32 07-15-2008 01:56 PM

hey its main courses' birthday today Morty!

Mortimer 07-15-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
hey its main courses' birthday today Morty!

Thank you,Dahling...but I did offer greetings to HOC in the Indians thread.




Kiss-Kiss.

FGFan 07-15-2008 02:35 PM

OUCH!!!!!! That hurt!!!!! :zz: :zz:

We need to practice this more....are we to perform this at Sara's Toga this year at the BBQ.

If we practiced more it would go something like this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbQBI...eature=related

Mortimer 07-15-2008 02:58 PM

Well not if it's going to be like THAT!






I knew I should have chosen Sighty-poo.

:mad:

FGFan 07-15-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well not if it's going to be like THAT!






I knew I should have chosen Sighty-poo.

:mad:

Well then......I had already started practicing for our great debut





so.......:p :( :mad:

Mortimer 07-15-2008 03:06 PM

That dance wouldn't even turn on 2hot4MommyDearest.

FGFan 07-15-2008 03:18 PM

Well you find a new one, the last dance you threw me so hard I hurt my dupa.
Still.....:mad:

Mortimer 07-15-2008 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Well you find a new one, the last dance you threw me so hard I hurt my dupa.
Still.....:mad:

Yer breakin' mah heart.

FGFan 07-15-2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Who is the person hanging out of the window on the forth floor? Is that a ghost?

Spyder

I forgot about this haunting!!!!

Yes, SpydeeMan, that's a ghost, it's either Sam the Bellhop, the burning bride, or well actually I sent Morty to do some Canadian haunting...:p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeker2
I've been to this place quite a few times..had one too many Caesars there!

Which place Banff or NOLA?

geeker2 07-15-2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
I forgot about this haunting!!!!

Yes, SpydeeMan, that's a ghost, it's either Sam the Bellhop, the burning bride, or well actually I sent Morty to do some Canadian haunting...:p


Which place Banff or NOLA?

One too many Stampede's....YAHOOOOOO

Mortimer 07-15-2008 08:17 PM

And so.....the sun falls crashing with a thud in the West and darkness comes faster than a fat boy running to the refrigerator.









Hmmm....that's pretty good.

Mortimer 07-15-2008 11:22 PM

I have made an operational decision to change my frequency up into the gigahertz range so no one will any longer be able to see me.

I just think it's best...at this time.

Mortimer 07-16-2008 10:10 AM

My transmitter rheostat is not working properly.




Maybe I'll scrap one off the old Norge.

Mortimer 07-16-2008 10:30 AM

Before I forget ...I have been accused of being mean.

In private.




Not mean in private.

Accused of in private.








But I'm not.

Antitrust32 07-16-2008 10:32 AM

If the sun refused to shine... I would still be loving you!! :{>: :{>:


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