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clyde 07-25-2010 10:41 PM

I am now going to get mad at dem eggs.

Will enhance my 3 day old cedar ember inhaling with my melodic experience with the funny angel..and this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81...eature=related


The winning horseys at Sara's tomorrow, the 26th:






1...#7,AlwaysOnTheMove

2...#3,FirstFlute

3...#6,NaughtyNewYorker

4...#7,UniqueTune

5...#8,Consequence

6...#9,Reninna

7...#4,It'sNot4Love

8...#4,Checklist

9...#3,Even4Ever

clyde 07-26-2010 12:29 AM

..oh no...

Happened again.

I lost what I think was my very best poim....a-gain it happened thanks to this goofy set up.



So bad, it's teeeew mothah fucl<ahs!



...what one simple ringy-dingy did to me...

..lost in the whiteness of i-net space...










I log off in a frustrated heap of sorrow.

clyde 07-26-2010 12:41 AM

I log back on for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZVZ...eature=related



Leave the strong religious connotation in or out...still the most beautiful entity I ever found on the i-net.







But ....it just failed me!!

phooey!!

clyde 07-26-2010 06:31 AM

To the one who mumbles.."come"....

Wishing you a fine,happy day.

Dance with all the filthy animals you encounter today.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a37bB...eature=related

clyde 07-26-2010 04:00 PM

Oh my God.

I still haven't won a race...although AlwaysOnTheMove and Rennina scratched today.That's like winning for me.

clyde 07-26-2010 04:13 PM

cha-ching!!!!!

clyde 07-26-2010 04:32 PM

As we await the exciting finish to ST's card today,I have decided to attend the aforementioned squeeze box flea market for one day and one day only.


I am unsure as to whether I tell no one which day that is ...or tell everyone.

If I do tell everyone, I will describe what I will be wearing that day so as to find out if any of you doorknobs have any guts...or weapons.


Am distinctly leaning towards telling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk




And that guy is mild compared to my feeding frenzy when I sniff blood....gutless or otherwise.

clyde 07-26-2010 05:00 PM

I have received a song from my beautiful,eternal love...Debbie.


I thought I might share it with you:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7cQy...eature=related

clyde 07-26-2010 05:43 PM

I have 14 bets paying back 78 dollars with Checklist winning today.


That would be 280 dollars total bet.

That's not very good,is it?








phooey




I have to make 22 bets in 2 days....somehow.


So here we go.


Jul 28 at Sara's :

1...#7,FortunateRun

2...#6,AmazingLauren

3...#3,ShyRock( Godzirra own ShyRock and Sherr)

4...#4,QuickDelivery

5...#2,GreatCliff

6...#4,TruthWillTell

7...#10,CoronationDay

8...#10,ExclusiveLove

9...#7,BrokenDreams

clyde 07-26-2010 06:48 PM

..who is baffert!!??..

clyde 07-26-2010 08:00 PM

...uh-oh...



Am smitten by yet another Debbie Moment.

My precious stone--shall we dahnce?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSfdL5lPoY



i need help,am falling apart for you






doorknobs say,stay away from the shrew
but I need help,am falling apart for you
Shall I stay ( rent free)
Would it be a sin ( be a pal)
If I can't help falling in love with you

Like RockTard losing all his money
Your Fragrance, so it goes
Some things are meant to be
Take my hand, take my whole life too
I need help,am falling apart for you

Like Mountebank being dumb
Your Fragrance, so it goes
Some things are meant to be kept mum
But not , you and me
Take my hand,Debbie... take my whole life too
For I can't help falling in love with you
For I can't help falling in love with you

clyde 07-26-2010 10:36 PM

It certainly has been quite a 2 year run...for all my friends, now gone forever:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK1QncTz5Nc

clyde 07-26-2010 10:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBu3AWRjNWM

clyde 07-26-2010 10:57 PM

And so....




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgXimdc4UIc

clyde 07-27-2010 01:27 AM

I stole this from my very good friend, Alan Speegish.I am happy about this....fucl< him.







and when all is said and done
there is no one to say it to, anymore
night comes fast

a legion of one, washes up onto the shore

nothing in dreams does last
they erase when morning comes
the day slow
again the shadow is cast,as the starling hums

drums beat out a rhythm
to thoughts we’ve thought and sights we’ve seen
we make our trial
we know it is a given,the things we’ve bought and the rights we deem

in a quote..” Not youth pertains to me,
Nor delicatesse, I cannot beguile….”
in an image…a bowl ,bread and a book on a table
going down slow
behind; a carnage..a knoll ,dread and a note in a label

what do we buy, what do we owe
what do we steal, what is stolen from us
whose penance is this
when do we die,do we really know…how do we feel,when on loan we lose trust

all is said, all is done….nothing more amiss
the path less chosen
the pacifist
those met on Walden,do not exist …the hapless frozen



in amethyst

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 07:27 AM

Riot is a real douchenozzle. Sorry just wanted to say that somewhere.

clyde 07-27-2010 12:23 PM

Not to worry...no need to be sorry.This is the place for that sort of thing



Now you sit on Morty-kins' lap and calm down...and tell why you are so upset with that unconscionable cu.nt.

clyde 07-27-2010 12:31 PM

Say,that was kind of fun.



I think Dahla must have laryngitis.

Ah wonder if she swallers?

Uncly?

clyde 07-27-2010 12:47 PM

Uncly,perhaps some day we could make love?



Wouldn't that be fun?

But not if Debbie does first.

I haven't asked her ...yet.



Do you think I should?

clyde 07-27-2010 12:53 PM

Brother...just because I left ffbook, I get shunned.



Franny...how good can that place be?

clyde 07-27-2010 01:05 PM

I wish Debbie was here to pet me.


I do not feel well...this place is started to breathe deep in anger.It does not want me o go.It will make one last stand and try to kill me and keep me here with it.

It tired it once before..and it is trying it now.



The same machine that feeds you is the same machine that eats you.

I wish Debbie would be that machine.

Instead of this behemoth.

clyde 07-27-2010 01:06 PM

But this always has kept my demons away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81...eature=related


c u all latah

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674570)
Say,that was kind of fun.



I think Dahla must have laryngitis.

Ah wonder if she swallers?

Uncly?

:o

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674580)
Uncly,perhaps some day we could make love?



Wouldn't that be fun?

But not if Debbie does first.

I haven't asked her ...yet.



Do you think I should?

so I can only make love to you if Debbie doesnt?






















Ah think my chances are pretty great !!!!

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674567)
Not to worry...no need to be sorry.This is the place for that sort of thing



Now you sit on Morty-kins' lap and calm down...and tell why you are so upset with that unconscionable cu.nt.



she's just an unconscionable cu.nt. but besides that,







I really think she needs to get laid or something.. maybe Booth Operator can help her out?

clyde 07-27-2010 01:31 PM

I swear I'm psychic.


Came back because I forgot to say ET is one of the finest people here. ..don't think I was ever as hard on anyone...was in what some call meeting the mad monkey, but I would call feeling the primal paranoia.Yet..he was as gracious as one could be.To say the least.

Sterling, for once in your life---you were right.

clyde 07-27-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674596)
so I can only make love to you if Debbie doesnt?






















Ah think my chances are pretty great !!!!

While that was highly amusing....it hurt my feelings as well.

clyde 07-27-2010 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674597)
she's just an unconscionable cu.nt. but besides that,







I really think she needs to get laid or something.. maybe Booth Operator can help her out?


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

clyde 07-27-2010 02:35 PM

13 bets to make before tomorrow passes.

Here are Thursday's Toga's triflings:



1...#3,QuietApproval

2...#5,SkyHosoya

3...#7,DrivenByFear

4...#4,WorstCaseScenario

5...#7,Deceive

6...#7,RottenToTheCore

7...#4,SystemReady

8...#7PsychicIncome

9...#4,WildAwake

10..#6,PrettyBoyFreud ( Owned by Godzirra )



Wok good.

clyde 07-27-2010 03:12 PM

Love scenes I have done with Debbie...interrupted by Franny and Ralph at the end.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn3mIu7-GZs

clyde 07-27-2010 03:31 PM

I am inspired to write another Debbie song.



This one will, I firmly believe, top DebbieAmour.

Yes...that's what I said.

Stand by..may take a while, but it's there.

Antitrust32 07-27-2010 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 674602)
While that was highly amusing....it hurt my feelings as well.

well




you can still make love to me if you want.

clyde 07-27-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674687)
well




you can still make love to me if you want.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












thud!!

clyde 07-27-2010 04:13 PM

Even though I am having strong Debbie Moments..I may well hold you to your promise,Uncly.



I like your head,your face...your jovial interplay of disgrace.

Most of all...I like your spirit.









And now....it is done. Transferred from heart to i-net white space.......waiting in hang fire---it only waits to be born.


And it will be....tonight,Tuesday night---when it's Tuesday dark.

clyde 07-27-2010 07:18 PM

You know,SportyFans.....there are times when you scan an entire card and all of a sudden, you see it and you----you thud.


Friday's cardy-kins at Sara's Big T did just that to me....and seeing how I need to pick 3 more, I must submit what I predict may be the ZC of all time.








7-30...Sara's Place:



5th race...#9,StrawberryBush

clyde 07-27-2010 07:26 PM

And this one's just too funny to pass up.

Friday...Sara's:


1st race...#5 Party Jones

clyde 07-27-2010 07:29 PM

I'll finish it with #4,BankersBuy ...at ST's on Friday.




That would make 36...so am done.

clyde 07-27-2010 08:37 PM

Now that it is Tuesday night, in the Tuseday dark...



For the Beauty stuck in my Beautiful Mind..Deborah Longerie:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgXimdc4UIc



oncoming pretty light,from an angel in flight



( A little sappy,I know.)






(Please note how the poignant clarity of the piano notes can pierce the darkness with hope.Maybe you had to have been there.Oh pretend.)



Tuesday nighttime, standing on the highway
Seems like she is never,never.... going to come my way, yeah
Am I waiting on the wrong side of the road
I almost don’t give a damn, which way I go

Tell me where has my Debbie gone
Has she walked out on me
Or does she hide, somewhere inside of me
Maybe you’re just to close, for my tired eyes to see, yeah

Tell me when, when is my Debbie gonna come home
I ain't cold I ain't hungry, gotta little money to spend
But I cannot live, oh no, on these needless things alone
I need her love, her friendship and her down arrow
Without her..I stand alone, oh

There are so many roads, which I have been to
Or somebody by I won and lost,her I don’t want to lose
Lord it ain't never been so clear
It is always, lord it is always, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What is all love to you
All up to you now baby







( She’s going to stiff me..I just know she will.)

clyde 07-27-2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 674593)
:o


I missed this!!


eauxh mine Got!!






fr&l-a!!!!

clyde 07-27-2010 09:19 PM

Anyone have the past perfs. for the huge Ohio derby this Saturday?




Anyone at all.


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