:(

:rolleyes:

;)

Which only goes to show that just because your name is Womack doesn't mean you can sing.




Ad that's the worst opening I have ever seen in my life.

I once was a gambler,
I bet my money wrong.
I once was a gamble,
I bet my money wrong.
Look for my baby,
Mess up my happy home.

Look for my money,
Look for my watch and chain.
Look for my money,
You know she pawned my watch and chain.
Told the DA,
Even your name.

You old fat witch,you
Ah know'd you took mah mothah fucl<in' fishy fry cooker,too
You so ugly..you should be in a zoo
You put mah picks up on NerdyTrail
That's wah you is goin' to jail

Ahm sick o' yo big mouth
I’m through with gambling,
Some other fool can have my room,
I’m through with gambling,
Some other fool can have my room.
Might die of whisky,
But gambling sure won’t be my doom.



Fucl<...I did die of whisky.
But ah was a good guy and never pretended to be any bettah than you
You fat old ugly witch.

I have disabled my cable.












Fucl<.














Wait a minute.
























I have disabled my enable private messaging.

I'm sure you are all very happy.

I will kill myself at precisely zero dark 30 tonight.






Try and stop me.





I mean don't try and stop me.

You can't do that until at least friday after midnite......

you have hauntings to conduct until then.....

:p

:{>: :{>:

Bl....




































THUD!!!!

ror!!





Jezzy.

Snort!!











BratFace....this is Franny.....:p













Who is Baff....I mean...... who is Jezzy????

You should have been in The Imposters.

Leave me alone.

You don't like me anymore----no one does.




I am all a-lone.

Sir, who mentioned this?

While I was at the Breeders Cup, I was bothered with more questions about who the great Morty was then any other question.

Shore.

Phooey.

I didn't want to rule en leff!



















Stop it.

Oh po-boy macadami.....you made me cry......

are you that upset about the little doggies brother....geez

Hossy is right....
Ya think we should take down that wolf and put up a lamb?

But then again your right...I don't like you





AH.....:{>: :{>: you!!!!! :p

You do not...you lie.




Nothing will stop me.

Not even lies.

hrrrrmmmmph......but I NEVAH lie !!!!! :mad:

Why is your green light on today, I just noticed that.

Which reminds me, I have some gardening to do.

OH BYTHEWAY...Scavarino is correct..you are a topic of conversion when at the racetrack not just Santa's Anita's...:)

I am expecting a BIG BIG haunting in THE CAH-SOL, you better not let me down.


:{>: :{>:
Jezzy

I die tonight.


Thanks all the same.

A suggestion sir:
Instead of dying and returning as a ghost for Halloween, be a serial killer and dismantle that baby-hater Skids.



Thank you for your time.





























Oh! To answer your question (since you've shut down your PM), a woman with a VERY hen-pecked husband.;)

I think we crossed against the green.




Anyhoo....SkidsMom has fought his way to the top and deserves the Crown of the Buffoon.He worked hard for it.It just goes to show what happens when PreparationH meets Inspiration.

SkidsMom.




















And oh my God.

I think Skidsmom should have aborted when she had the chance.

The Good Lord knows she was warned.




She was told that was KentuckyRoseMary'sInMay Baby.

She was obviously over 40 when she had him.

46..to be exact.




Really...be careful what you say. He may well put you on ignore.

Oh---I think he's Brian from GhostHunters.

That's perfect---really. They both hear things on EVP no one else can.

I would be honored.:tro:

I shall have to watch the show to see this "Brian".

I understand Ghosthunters was in Springfield Ma to check out a haunted bar (Theodore's). I've been in there. No ghosts. Just jerks.

Yup...that's about their speed.

Franny's stories aren't any better---believe me.


Just imagine what SM would be like in real life. ....that's Brian. The Yuk-'Em-Up of the spook chasing team.

Always notice at the end of the show...they leave their laptop and walk out.

Morte you should have them do an investigation on your basement....free laptop!

He's telling people how the stock market works now.



Is there anything he doesn't jinx?

You know ,Geeker, ever notice how 90% of that show is about superfluous still life scenes?


I've never scene an entire tv show go off topic like they do.

SM isn't worth imagining. Kind of like a fungus.

















































I like Franny's stories (especially the one about the killer serpent in her garden).

It was a DOO-DAH question...

Oh.

The woman's nuts.