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clyde 10-28-2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 712892)
hard to believe this thread could go south so quickly

spit!!

clyde 10-28-2010 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 712898)
I am disappoint.


You're disappointed?



Think how upset I am with my own noodle.

clyde 10-28-2010 08:42 PM

The Cee Lo song. If you go there you will see the clip for the making of Forget You.At the start, you see him.

I really like what he said about the 'Fucl< You"...he said it perfectly.

To me, he defused anyone who might be upset with the song.




Ya gotta love the guy.

clyde 10-28-2010 10:15 PM

Clyde is confused by the duality of snowy woods.





It does not take a whole lot to confuse Clyde.

Automatic ice makers confuse Clyde.

clyde 10-28-2010 10:16 PM

They also upset Clyde.

clyde 10-28-2010 10:21 PM

Clyde is also very unhappy with kitchen sinks bare of overflow slots.

clyde 10-28-2010 10:43 PM

Clyde is also not particularly pleased as punch over having to risk his life making a left turn out of this place.



But Clyde is very happy about making the usually oh so calm and collected girl at one of the Walmart check out counters become so dazed and confused over the mere sight of him in line...that she actually told him as much today.





She then proceeded to fall apart right before everyones eyes in line.

She messed up the change giving part, spilling a roll of pennies all over the place.

Then went to the daisy wheel bag spinner and kept spinning it!




I even think she started to cry!




Now Clyde feels bad.






































No he doesn't!!

clyde 10-28-2010 11:15 PM

Yet another huge crowd here in the Woods.

Too many to handle, going to have to shut 'er down..Sporty Fans.





OK... get under the covers aand some day Clydey will tell you the greatest story ever told.

OK?


Good.




GoodNightypoo-kins...remember now, dream innocently , dream for good things tomorrow ( ;)-;) ) ,and always do what your heart tells you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

clyde 10-29-2010 06:32 AM

Steven H. Crist already.

CrashCar doesn't understand what THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DESTROYED means.


It's a little early,but later I'm going to chop off his head.






Shut up MS. TESSMAUCHER!!


( Didn't think I knew your last name...did you,Sighty? )

herkhorse 10-29-2010 06:48 AM

Crap! I thought I was in the Snowy Woods.

clyde 10-29-2010 06:52 AM

So did I.

clyde 10-29-2010 10:54 AM

Good Morning,fucl< faces.

It's 49 degrees here and partly Clydey.



Are'unt the BC line ups yet available to us? I suppose I could check mah ownse'f,but that's beneath me.Don't forget now....Woods renewal subscriptions are due in by Monday.

clyde 10-29-2010 11:13 AM

This is now the official song for the Arletta Fantastic Finish.

It shall be sung to her opponents daily:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxodgpyGec




to those opponents:


fucl< you and fucl< yo picks,too

clyde 10-29-2010 11:42 AM

Apparently Franny's pus.sy ain't sa hot.





Talk about a passive playah.

clyde 10-29-2010 11:44 AM

In case ClydeLo gets darted in midsentence:




Stevie...no 30 day dart...if you cave, you might as well make it the Doomsday Dart.

clyde 10-29-2010 01:10 PM

Public shunnings...been there done that.

clyde 10-29-2010 02:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxodgpyGec



We need this now....very bad!!

Antitrust32 10-29-2010 02:38 PM

hi clyde-e-poo

clyde 10-29-2010 02:40 PM

wait!!


This one's much bettah:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mx...eature=channel

clyde 10-29-2010 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 713079)
hi clyde-e-poo


uncly!!!!


You are a true SnowGirl.

Antitrust32 10-29-2010 02:47 PM

ew ee ew ah ah ding dang walla walla bing bang

ew ee ew ahh ahh Ding dang walla walla bing Bang!

clyde 10-29-2010 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 713087)
ew ee ew ah ah ding dang walla walla bing bang

ew ee ew ahh ahh Ding dang walla walla bing Bang!

!




But what in God's name seems to be your primary malfunction here, ma'amage?

Antitrust32 10-29-2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 713089)
!




But what in God's name seems to be your primary malfunction here, ma'amage?

heard that song on the radio today and now it is stuck in my head

so i figured I'd sing it here and get it stuck in all the destroyers heads!

clyde 10-29-2010 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 713091)
heard that song on the radio today and now it is stuck in my head

so i figured I'd sing it here and get it stuck in all the destroyers heads!

gud wun




But....fucl< you is what's being played over and over again here...today---right now.


Let's hear a few bars from you,baby.

Antitrust32 10-29-2010 02:56 PM

Fucl< you and the fucl<ing horse you rode in on!

clyde 10-29-2010 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 713097)
Fucl< you and the fucl<ing horse you rode in on!


that's it baby!!!!



I lllliked it!!

clyde 10-29-2010 10:36 PM

The ArlettaTard ( =:> ) is still alive!!





!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

clyde 10-29-2010 10:38 PM

I have 2 picky sixy's for the OakTree:


I already lost the first race...perhaps 5 of 6



4-3-8-5-2-4

4-3-8-4-5-4

clyde 10-29-2010 10:44 PM

Am playing the fucl< you song in preparation for tomorrow's evil spirit block.

clyde 10-29-2010 10:51 PM

Am still alive to the 4/6.

Arletta 10-29-2010 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 713227)
Am still alive to the 4/6.

You mean to tell me you did'nt play the 8?! :p

clyde 10-29-2010 10:54 PM

Oh, also have 5 dollah win tickets on 8 in the 5th,4 in the 6th and 4 in the 8th.




Looking good.

clyde 10-29-2010 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 713228)
You mean to tell me you did'nt play the 8?! :p


See above.



=:>

Arletta 10-29-2010 11:03 PM

If you win.. Put it all on the 8 in the 5th tomorrow at Keenland ;)

clyde 10-29-2010 11:05 PM

Okey Dokey,'Aura!!






Interested to kook at who this is.

Arletta 10-29-2010 11:06 PM

:o

clyde 10-29-2010 11:07 PM

eauxh!!!!


































thud!!

Arletta 10-29-2010 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 713227)
Am still alive to the 4/6.

Winner!!!!

clyde 10-29-2010 11:10 PM

If any of the 3 win..I'm spilling it all...whoa!! ..I mean putting it all on her.

clyde 10-29-2010 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 713240)
Winner!!!!

You're kidding me??


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