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Rileyoriley 07-23-2010 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672673)
I squeeze out for you ,Debbie...my eternal love.



Nessun Dorma

( translated to English...don't laugh at me if I mess up the start)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfC9...eature=related








I came so far to tell Debbie how much I love her

Don’t tell me this, I know she but sleeps deep

Her face is alive with loveliness and closed eyes

Don’t tell me this..don’t tell me more lies


Wake up ,Debbie, for I am here to hold you
To hold you close and whisper I love you
What they say I despise; say it’s not true,I’ll stay the week
until you do
I won't go until I kiss your lips and you kiss mine
Please say you but sleep








Let me give you life with my kiss….I’ll breathe my life in and give it. to. you so you'll live ooooon and ooooon for meeeee and I can look down on you and pretend I'm still there






I will bend down to you and give you this kiss

Don't be afraid, I know you would do it for me

Just sleep soft you will soon be awake

I'll miss you so much but you will be alive













and now live Deb-oooo-raaah as I give my life for yours as I kiss and breathe it into you

I give to you for only one reason,my DebbieAmour..



beeecause..becaaaaaaaause I looooooove yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou












Thank you all ssssssssso much..thank you, thank you....burp...oh!!..excuse me...thank you all so very much.

Well done! Well done!:tro:

(except for the "burp")

clyde 07-23-2010 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 673074)
Sorry I'm late.

"May the force be with you".:)


God..then I had a false float.




I hate when that happens.

clyde 07-23-2010 02:19 PM

I am selecting horsey no. 1 at S's T. today...the 23rd.Race 8. You and I 4Evah.1st bet.


I guess these are all taken as 20 to win.

I will not be participating with the commoners.

They touch too much.

clyde 07-23-2010 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 673075)
Well done! Well done!:tro:

(except for the "burp")


I am behooved...very much so.




I knew SDW was a bad idea.

But thank you once again.

clyde 07-23-2010 02:39 PM

CP..would like to see your reply to Pudery in that smart thread..if you don't mind.

clyde 07-23-2010 03:49 PM

I have a real treat for you all.


Stop that vomiting.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FZBDnJlHTo



haven't seen ya






i



think


you are swell

you ring my bell

all the time




and i know

that

you aren't

there

but

i

pre tend






my

mind

runs away

every day

over you




but i see

you

in my

safe place

where I

write my love songs




oh how i wish

you

were near to me

so dear to me

in your eyes



maybe one

day

the sun

shines upon me

or maybe

it does never come








oh where oh where oh where

are you

do i even dare

see you

do you

see me




wait!


i see something

is

it a pretty sight


almost you


but fades from view




so i go

back

to dreaming now

and somehow

it will come true


'cause i know

that

i'll always

love

you

in. my . dreams




oh how i wish

you

were near to me

so dear to me

in your eyes



maybe one

day

the sun

shines upon me

or maybe

it does never come






was this about you

you

you

or even you



only i know





clyde 07-23-2010 10:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBOvOatPqnY

clyde 07-23-2010 10:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TsOPjZEF6E

clyde 07-23-2010 10:09 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT9X3a4W2ww

prudery 07-23-2010 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 672694)
He got the curriculum vitae out of her with the quickness.

Rarely do I frig about in this thread, but I found it ...

Get this straight--Hoss only got what I chose to give him ...

clyde 07-24-2010 11:19 AM

Oh you're here all the time and you know it.



Hey Dooryarders!!:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81...eature=related

clyde 07-24-2010 11:24 AM

I'd like no.5 ,Awakened Beauty, today at S's T in the fifth race, Alex.

2nd bet.




This in recognition of Debbie.

Rileyoriley 07-24-2010 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 673314)
I'd like no.5 ,Awakened Beauty, today at S's T in the fifth race, Alex.





This in recognition of Debbie.

I, too, shall pick her because she is a Devil His Due filly.:tro:

clyde 07-24-2010 02:20 PM

:{>::{>::{>::{>:

clyde 07-24-2010 02:20 PM

You did pick her!!



Here's for that pick:


:{>::{>:

Rileyoriley 07-24-2010 02:45 PM

We got 3rd.:)

clyde 07-24-2010 04:42 PM

You know it!



We got third yesterday,too.

Must be a sign in there somewheres.....



Were 2/3 of the way there!!

clyde 07-24-2010 06:16 PM

Now you know why I call him ae dingbat.

clyde 07-24-2010 06:25 PM

Guess what I have to copy n' paste?



=;>



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKeSUUK-A4



how can i make debbie fall in love with me?


( Sighty...stop with the muggy face. You cheat---you get written out of your song.)












How can I be shore?
With a noodle always rearranging
How can I be shore?
Where I stand with you


Whenever I
Whenever I am away,from you
I wanna die
Because you know I always want to play-I mean stay with you

How do I know
Maybe you’re trying to lose me
Telling me NO!! can really confuse me
Touch me..PLEASE!!

Whenever I
Whenever I am away from you
My alibi is tellin' people you don’t care for me ( which is really dumb of me)
Maybe I'm just putzing around
With my pud-I mean head up, upside down
It's a pity
I can't seem to find someone
Who's as pretty 'n' debbie as you


How can I be sure
I really, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow
I really, really, really, wanna kno-o-ow

(eauxh,eauxh,eauxh!! ...)








How's that hot feather?
Would like me and it together
Together we'll feel it much better
I love you, I love you forever
You know where I can be found ( no you don’t!!..phooey)

How can I be shore?
In a noodle always rearranging
How can I be shore?
I'll be shore with you.





:{>:kissykissykissykissy:{>:

clyde 07-24-2010 07:37 PM

Admirable line up at the Sara's Big T tomorrow....and so:

1st race....#5 InYourDreams

2nd race....#2 CopiousNotes

3rd race....#8 CatchAPenny

4th race....#7 SouthernDanger

6th race....#7CallMeRay

10th race...#8 QuittersNeverWin


This now makes 8 bets through this mess.

clyde 07-24-2010 08:13 PM

You know,SportyFans..everyday is a new challenge for the Permanently Perplexed.


This condition explains away RockTard and Mountebank.So we should take some pity upon them.

Am still trying to explain away Oinkman and Sufspoon...I mean folk Swirl...I mean girl.

clyde 07-24-2010 08:27 PM

I think 2 people are spending a little too much time FaceBoarding.

clyde 07-24-2010 09:29 PM

Oh boy,now I have pissed off not only Debbie...but Spydah as well.


It's a gift, really.




Going to the Cheap Whiskey Dancer Bar.Wish RockTard lived near. Would love to grab a full bottle of Old Granddad and smash it on his empty head.

But oh well.

Rileyoriley 07-25-2010 08:16 AM

I have picked the #4 horse and the #7 horse today.

Had to go with Rumor and Nick in honor of my doggies.:)


Of course, there's also the Morty cyber 4/7 karma.


Update-Little Nick has scratched.

geeker2 07-25-2010 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 673626)
I have picked the #4 horse and the #7 horse today.

Had to go with Rumor and Nick in honor of my doggies.:)

:tro::$:

clyde 07-25-2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 673626)
I have picked the #4 horse and the #7 horse today.

Had to go with Rumor and Nick in honor of my doggies.:)


Of course, there's also the Morty cyber 4/7 karma.


Update-Little Nick has scratched.


!!



That beats licking it...lot of people watching, you know.

clyde 07-25-2010 01:07 PM

I guess in the first race Rumor was just a ........better not say it.




Sorry he failed to do so.

Am sure you are dusting right now.

All the best.

clyde 07-25-2010 01:18 PM

Lost the first 3 at S.T. today.



Perhaps the next 3 ,then.

clyde 07-25-2010 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 672672)
Is that anything like a root beer float?


You disgust me.

clyde 07-25-2010 02:02 PM

Something Debbie said has inspired me.


It don't take much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOv6C...has_verified=1

clyde 07-25-2010 03:32 PM

Forgot SouthernDanger itched today and so scratched.




I have 7 bets and not 8...the way I understand these nefarious "rules."

clyde 07-25-2010 03:42 PM

3,309





Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671167)
Debbie...dance with me as you hear,see,sniff this.

You know how much I love you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlG2ek-wzs


debbie amour




Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah







My pretty baaay-bee,lovely as a December snow
My pretty laaay-dee,distant as an ember's glow
My Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine

In a staaay-bul or sometimes on a crowded street
I’ve been near you, I’ve even stepped on your little feet
My Deb-ee Amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
Those ragged clothes that I wore
How I wish that you were mine

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah


Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah



Maybe someday you'll see my face form in some distant clouds
Maybe someday you’ll even hear me speak out loud
Oh, Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine


Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah






clyde 07-25-2010 04:01 PM

I brought this back for 2 reasons; one being my indefatigable desire for attention and applause,the other because I was upset I missed a great funny at the very end...which I have added.




Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672673)
I squeeze out for you ,Debbie...my eternal love.



Nessun Dorma

( translated to English...don't laugh at me if I mess up the start)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfC9...eature=related








I came so far to tell Debbie how much I love her

Don’t tell me this, I know she but sleeps deep

Her face is alive with loveliness and closed eyes

Don’t tell me this..don’t tell me more lies


Wake up ,Debbie, for I am here to hold you
To hold you close and whisper I love you
What they say I despise; say it’s not true,I’ll stay the week
until you do
I won't go until I kiss your lips and you kiss mine
Please say you but sleep








Let me give you life with my kiss….I’ll breathe my life in and give it. to. you so you'll live ooooon and ooooon for meeeee and I can look down on you and pretend I'm still there






I will bend down to you and give you this kiss

Don't be afraid, I know you would do it for me

Just sleep soft you will soon be awake

I'll miss you so much but you will be alive













and now live Deb-oooo-raaah as I give my life for yours as I kiss and breathe it into you

I give to you for only one reason,my DebbieAmour..



beeecause..becaaaaaaaause I looooooove yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou












Thank you all ssssssssso much..thank you, thank you....burp...oh!!..excuse me...( I ate Andrea Borcelli earlier this evening) thank you all so very much.


clyde 07-25-2010 04:55 PM

The resultant spiritual outflow from yet another Debbie Moment:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ti4aYD-7Y



i'm with you,you're with me






I don’t care ,where I am…..when I’m with you

All I know.. is that it’s… the best place to be

I’m with you..you’re with me

I’m with you..you’re with me

And you give me so much..the touch that I never had

And you give me so much ..the touch that I never had


You and I ,don’t pretend…we make fun of the other

You and me,we can see….how the notes hover

I’m with you..you’re with me

I’m with you..you’re with me

And you give me so much..the touch that I never had

And you give me so much....the touch that I never had

















When I go south..you stay north,because you know me

You’re always there..and you care,like I do for you

I’m with you..you’re with me

I’m with you..you’re with me

And you give me so much..the touch that I never had

And you give me so much....the touch that I never had

And you give me so much....the touch that I never had





I don’t care, where I am…when I’m with you

clyde 07-25-2010 07:32 PM

Is it true blonds have more dumb?






~

~

~

~










Ah wonder where Sighty-poo is??









=:>









10....Locked herself in her trunk.Beside herself in anger over the spare tire around her waist.

9.....Dancing down a lurid path to Loan Me's snappy ending instrumental,waging her black waist ribbon at panting admirers.Now in her den waiting for the nimrods and turning into the evil Sighty Mouse.Upon their arrival,she will eat them.

8.....Cast from the Belmonts' inner circle for having burped loud and long at their luncheon today....out renting a private plane to fly a banner reading: THE BELOMNTS ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE.She's a shameless hi brow schmoozer.

7.....Arranging plans for annual trip to Yippy Downs where she will sing the Anthem.Only place allowing her to do so.

6.....Fainted;saw movie "Seven" and believes the ending portends of her meeting tomorrow with Mortimer Bateman.

5.....She's right.

4.....Throwing hissy fit at Whole Food Store for selling oysters on half shell.

3.....Sitting on 3 H Club's eggs ; he,in turn, will stand on her head.

2.....Caught self going wrong way down one way street. Trying to 180 the entire block.(Think if she was blond.)







And the number one place Sighty-poo could be:




drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr smash!!










1.....Sitting on shelf at the Dollar store.

Sightseek 07-25-2010 07:43 PM

I would be more likely to lock myself in the fridge -- I have a six pack. :p

clyde 07-25-2010 08:01 PM

I like # 1 and 9 best. 1 for obviouses....9 for picturing you dance to that tune and waving that ribbon.

If only you could see what I do.....what a rib cracker.

clyde 07-25-2010 08:02 PM

..who is kapets!!???..

clyde 07-25-2010 08:18 PM

It was dark..it was night, when it is dark.The aroma of evil permeated the air.The persona of the black boll weevil insinuated a dare.


What the fucl<, does that mean?

Anyhoo---It was dark..it was night, when it is dark.The aroma of evil permeated the air. The aura of danger abounded;the demons were out.One could feel their presence in every shadow painted by the full moon.People would die before seeing another sunrise...or wish they had.


Died...not seen another sunrise.




This is what lured the self destructive to Sara's Toga.

God save us all wise enough to stay away should I Am Stupid start writing a narrative.

clyde 07-25-2010 10:22 PM

Just coming off 1.5 hours of personal floating time.



I spoke to an angel.

A highly amusing one

What could be bettah??


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