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clyde 07-21-2010 08:15 PM

No answer to date.

Could be moth practice.




Gosh I hope so.

Sightseek 07-21-2010 09:00 PM

Yippeee gang!

Another Rachel vs. Zenyatta thread popped up in the smart threads.

clyde 07-21-2010 09:42 PM

That's one reason why Stevie didn't get in my Fucl<FaceBook area.




No Padlock for me--no FFB area for him.

clyde 07-21-2010 09:54 PM

Skids..sorry I didn't let you in.Didn't know who you were and Franny and Sighty refused to answer me as to your identity. I don't think you should keep them as friends.

Would have let you in,but got sick of FFB...so I dee-dee'd.....therefor, you didn't miss anything.

geeker2 07-21-2010 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672372)
That's one reason why Stevie didn't get in my Fucl<FaceBook area.




No Padlock for me--no FFB area for him.

:baby:


too bad you are now missing some excellent photos of Franny and Sighty


and an old liver

clyde 07-21-2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 672386)
:baby:


too bad you are now missing some excellent photos of Franny and Sighty


and an old liver


Do their baby pictures really differ that much from their current ones?

Enough with the liver jokes....their worse than asparagus jokes.





Go fucl< yerself.

clyde 07-21-2010 09:58 PM

Oh...got my answer.


It sucked.

clyde 07-21-2010 10:06 PM

But the last one I sent her will keep her sassy mouth shut for a llllong time.



Yes sir.

geeker2 07-21-2010 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672389)
Do their baby pictures really differ that much from their current ones?

Enough with the liver jokes....their worse than asparagus jokes.





Go fucl< yerself.




THUD

clyde 07-21-2010 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 672408)
THUD


=:>



Too many of you here are far too sensitive to simple replies I make...such as:


..shut up....fucl< you....go fucl< yerself....and... shut your big mouth...



Honest a God.

clyde 07-21-2010 10:34 PM

Oh...forgot one:



her pus.sy is sssssssssso hot!!!!

You all act like they are some notorious collection of trigger words.



Grow up fer God sakes.

clyde 07-22-2010 12:21 AM

Would like to thank Poster X, who recommended I read Walking in the Garden of Souls. I just started it tonight...now I can't sleep.


I am hearing voices, but believe me--they are not what I expected.

These are coming from Walking in the Garden of Weeds.

clyde 07-22-2010 12:31 AM

1,708





And I will never listen to this again.

Have listened to it 6 times now since I said the above.





Debbie...dance with me as you hear,see,sniff this.

You know how much I love you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OlG2ek-wzs


debbie amour




Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah







My pretty baaay-bee,lovely as a December snow
My pretty laaay-dee,distant as an ember's glow
My Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine

In a staaay-bul or sometimes on a crowded street
I’ve been near you, I’ve even stepped on your little feet
My Deb-ee Amour, won't you tell me how could you ignore
Those ragged clothes that I wore
How I wish that you were mine

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah


Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah



Maybe someday you'll see my face form in some distant clouds
Maybe someday you’ll even hear me speak out loud
Oh, Deb-ee Amour, pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my :{>: for
How I wish that you were mine


Do-do-doo-do-de-dah

Do-do-doo-do-de-dah




Last edited by clyde : Today at 01:32 AM. Reason: corrections..on take a listen no. 13...or is it no. 68?[/quote]

clyde 07-22-2010 01:48 AM

This is going to be a powerful Debbie Song.

Fixed this thing ,by the way.

Wok good now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd_qeEKtD4U




Sweet Debbie's Wine






Oh last night I went off on a journey in a float
Oh yeah, a certain love I found without a boat
And the beauty of life, I found in her own
I love to love her
Oh yeah yesterday my life would bore the anesthetized
Oh yeah listen now because her wine did mesmerize
Yes, I do wear a smile
Because God gave me for awhile
Something for so long I needed
He gave me Sweet Debbie Wine
right off the vine
I swallowed it down,and I tasted her sound
So stimulating, so intoxicating
Sweet Debbie's Wine
It blended my mind
And now I'm no longer mixed up
Drinking Sweet Debbie's Wine

right off the vine



I watched a sun rise and go
Collected dust and watched it glow
Oh Lord, you know who is that one
She's a whistle in time,right off the vine..who you have to find
That's what He said..then go to bed
To save me ,He gave me Sweet Debbie's Wine

right off the vine


He gave me Sweet Debbie Wine
right off the vine
I swallowed it down,and I tasted her sound
So stimulating, so intoxicating
Sweet Debbie's Wine
I swallow it right off the vine
We trust in one another, yeah, yeah
He gave me Sweet Debbie's Wine
Sweet Debbie's Wine
I swallowed it down
All the way down
Until her cup and mine runneth over


He gave me Sweet Debbie Wine
right off the vine
I swallowed it down,and I tasted her sound
So stimulating, so intoxicating
Sweet Debbie's Wine
I swallow it right off the vine
We trust in one another, yeah, yeah
He gave me Sweet Debbie's Wine
Sweet Debbie's Wine
I swallowed it down
All the way down
Until her cup and mine runneth over




clyde 07-22-2010 02:01 AM

I am in huge trouble.

And , like any true wild predator....








..I must hide.

clyde 07-22-2010 08:37 AM

I feel yet another Debbie moment nearing.



Bettah go washy clothesy.

geeker2 07-22-2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 672341)
Yippeee gang!

Another Rachel vs. Zenyatta thread popped up in the smart threads.

Ron Ellis said on TVG that Zenyatt might run in the Pacific Classic

Let's see this could be the new R vs Z thread


:rolleyes:

clyde 07-22-2010 11:31 AM

I have been struck deep with yet another Debbie moment.



This next work will take a little time, but it will be my greatest transcription from heart to i-net,yet.

FGFan 07-22-2010 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 672505)
Ron Ellis said on TVG that Zenyatt might run in the Pacific Classic

Let's see this could be the new R vs Z thread


:rolleyes:

But will Rachel fly over the Rockies?

Will she be prettier on the track than Zenyatta?

Who chews their grain bettah?

Will either of them be wearing ribbons or pom poms in their hair?

Could Vodka come out of retirement to unseat both of them?

Will Jess Jackson duck the obvious challenge?

Will Steve Asmussen find oysters before he returns to the Fairgrounds?

Tune into the smarty threads for all the answers to these questions...:p

FGFan 07-22-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672429)
Would like to thank Poster X, who recommended I read Walking in the Garden of Souls. I just started it tonight...now I can't sleep.


I am hearing voices, but believe me--they are not what I expected.

These are coming from Walking in the Garden of Weeds.


Do you have gardening on yer noodle?

yer always hearing voices, don't listen to them they give bad, bad advice.

FGFan 07-22-2010 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671969)
Ah wonder where Morty is?

5. The running track hiding keys
4. Lunch with the Belmonts. They are such wonderful people...
3. Pressing his toga and top hat for Sara'sToga
2. Getting inside information on Get Fiscal for his bff, RockTard
1. Buying Frannie Panties

EAUXH!!!!

Miss innocent Sighty..:rolleyes:..Ah missed that one...:mad:

Behave or I will punish you by locking you in a Zenyatta v. Rachel thread!!!

clyde 07-22-2010 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 672603)
Do you have gardening on yer noodle?

yer always hearing voices, don't listen to them they give bad, bad advice.


!!






What..and give all this up?

clyde 07-22-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 672605)
EAUXH!!!!

Miss innocent Sighty..:rolleyes:..Ah missed that one...:mad:

Behave or I will punish you by locking you in a Zenyatta v. Rachel thread!!!


snort!!



I told you she'd get there.

clyde 07-22-2010 01:18 PM

But back to this deep Debbie moment...this will be the place I leap to..the place which cannot be topped....but for that I need one more boost of infinite inspiration.


Only one person can give such power to me.

That is Deborah herself.



Will I hear but a few words fitting this description?...just so little from her would push me over the top.


I believe they will come..costumed in one way or another, but I know she will.

clyde 07-22-2010 02:22 PM

I have received the thought float.




My masterpiece is now ready for public display.

MaTH716 07-22-2010 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672668)
I have received the thought float.




My masterpiece is now ready for public display.

Is that anything like a root beer float?

clyde 07-22-2010 02:26 PM

I squeeze out for you ,Debbie...my eternal love.



Nessun Dorma

( translated to English...don't laugh at me if I mess up the start)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfC9...eature=related








I came so far to tell Debbie how much I love her

Don’t tell me this, I know she but sleeps deep

Her face is alive with loveliness and closed eyes

Don’t tell me this..don’t tell me more lies


Wake up ,Debbie, for I am here to hold you
To hold you close and whisper I love you
What they say I despise; say it’s not true,I’ll stay the week
until you do
I won't go until I kiss your lips and you kiss mine
Please say you but sleep








Let me give you life with my kiss….I’ll breathe my life in and give it. to. you so you'll live ooooon and ooooon for meeeee and I can look down on you and pretend I'm still there






I will bend down to you and give you this kiss

Don't be afraid, I know you would do it for me

Just sleep soft you will soon be awake

I'll miss you so much but you will be alive













and now live Deb-oooo-raaah as I give my life for yours as I kiss and breathe it into you

I give to you for only one reason,my DebbieAmour..



beeecause..becaaaaaaaause I looooooove yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou












Thank you all ssssssssso much..thank you, thank you....burp...oh!!..excuse me...thank you all so very much.

Coach Pants 07-22-2010 02:38 PM

Hoss is doing some fine work in the smart threads.


!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

Sightseek 07-22-2010 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 672682)
Hoss is doing some fine work in the smart threads.


!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

The predatory juices are flowing.

Coach Pants 07-22-2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 672690)
The predatory juices are flowing.

He got the curriculum vitae out of her with the quickness.

clyde 07-22-2010 03:02 PM

I can't see the smart threads.




Steve is fucl<ing me extry hard because I wouldn't let him in my ffbook area.

So petty.

Sightseek 07-22-2010 03:03 PM

I think it's more jealousy over your horsey picks.

Coach Pants 07-22-2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672698)
I can't see the smart threads.




Steve is fucl<ing me extry hard because I wouldn't let him in my ffbook are.

So petty.

Here's the good stuff..
Originally Posted by Dahoss
My memory isn't as good as it used to be, but it's still pretty good. Now, of course that doesn't matter. But, save the pretentious crap for someone else. If you are going to be hammering points home to people back it up a little at the window, k?

Originally Posted by Pootery

Great research--and no I do not bet anymore on horses--not in the last five years. There is no mandate that one can not have an opinion on a horse without backing it up at the windows, even though you suppose it is true .

Are you fixing to bet me on something ???

I have backed it up at the window in the past, and I have gambled OUTSIDE of horseracing to the present--not that it is any of your business...

I do not consider gambling some big virtue, but I have gambled up to 5,000 bucks and the keys to my TVR--won both .

No big deal .

The very nature of my business is a gamble, and my return over 15 years is 300 percent, as is my lifetime return on playing the ponies from the day I put my allowance on Tim Tam in grade school .

Now piss off..

clyde 07-22-2010 03:11 PM

!!!!



But wait...you're saying the person is...Prudery-poo??

Is this true?

I know her.




She's really pretty smart and I would not fucl< with her....not saying anyone can't.......but I know I wouldn't.She can be demonic,but once her soft spots are found---she's a little pus.sy cat.

I have received several woodies from her delivery.

Coach Pants 07-22-2010 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672705)
!!!!



But wait...you're saying the person is...Prudery-poo??

Is this true?

I know her.




She's really pretty smart and I would not fucl< with her....not saying anyone can't.......but I know I wouldn't.She can be demonic,but once her soft spots are found---she's a little pus.sy cat.

I have received several woodies from her delivery.

Did she send vacay photos?

clyde 07-22-2010 03:19 PM

wait!!


The pies...I ..I.....are they for me, or Hossy?

clyde 07-22-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 672710)
Did she send vacay photos?


spray!!





ror!!......NO!

clyde 07-22-2010 07:15 PM

SportyFans...I admit I am insane.

You would be,too.


Anyhooo...a few minutes ago I called someone on one phone to ask my number for the other.They weren't there..I hung up and Captain Obvious slapped me up side the head.

At least I was right on the number I wasn't shore about.



I may not make the 28th,but will try.


It's hard to understand,I'm sure...and there really is no impetus as to why you should even want to.Just another beaten kumquat in a sea of savagery.It would not be fair ( life is not fair,I am not fair and certainly Coach P. is not fair---but fair isn't everything)...........what was I talking about?



Oh.

Just want to briefly thank a handful of people here.There is a lot of depth hidden in this group...but it will stay hidden..as it has been hidden from everyone.

Without asking, I received acts of extreme kindness from Franny ,Debbie and Laura.

Laura's was by far the most ..as you probably could guess...but Debbie and Franny were quite amazing in their own place.



That is enough.




In case tonight is it....like now...I wanted to make sure I got that in. I don't know what I will do from hour to hour, so it's here.

Canada is still possible but unlikely.

Anything is possible and all of it probably unlikely.I have 3 more doors to close and this will be the first...the other 2 will close by month's end.



I enjoy acting like a barbarian..and giving that character a twist with insanity is so much fun.I hope I don't fall out of character too soon.As a method actor/poster---it would be defeating.







As per usual...I have no idea what the fucl< I am talking about.

clyde 07-23-2010 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 672699)
I think it's more jealousy over your horsey picks.


Sorry I missed this...and I think you are right.Those 2 things plus the known fact all TrueSwine fear me.


The Padlock ,then, becomes their safe place.

Rileyoriley 07-23-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 672635)
But back to this deep Debbie moment...this will be the place I leap to..the place which cannot be topped....but for that I need one more boost of infinite inspiration.


Only one person can give such power to me.

That is Deborah herself.



Will I hear but a few words fitting this description?...just so little from her would push me over the top.


I believe they will come..costumed in one way or another, but I know she will.

Sorry I'm late.

"May the force be with you".:)


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