A reply from Morty :{>:


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Well....looks like we got ahself's a jan-u-wahn cock suckah heah.

Ya, ol' Mr.Mistakes.



You sure use up a lot of avy's.I remember on one of your first,the one of you and someone you said was your wife or girlfriend.I commented how I thought you better check closer because that sure looked like a Thai Guy to me.

"POOF!" went that avytar.

Then there was the one of you and your corn rows.That just looked like another Igor mistake to me.

Then....the one of you looking like a chubby Bugs Bunny without the long ears.


Oh but looks aren't everything.God must have given you something although it's not very obvious.Anyways.....stop in again and make a fool of yourself anytime you have a hankerin' there dewd.

You're too kind Bama. Imagine not being able to post on a site yourself as a so called adult lol

From Morty :{>:


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Uh,DebbiePoo....next time you leave for the weekend make sure to clean the place up because I think you left some cheese and bacon grease somewheres .Vermin are sniffing it out and gaining entry.




But Nick's Kumquats is so special.

Playing his roll as follow the leader( have to give Alabama Mistakes some credit here),Mr. Kumquats doesn't even have the courage to address his tormentor directly;so he does it through Mr. Mistakes.

Yessir! That same guy who always puts his big foot in his not quite as big mouth and causes a really dumb scene. Nickie, remember your nutty whine about Penn State in the Cleveland Sporty Page?That's an example of your famed foot/mouth magic.

Now you create a sequel to that and are every bit as successful.



Don't be a stranger now,Nickie.

=;>

At least we know you like to visit. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

From Morty :{>:



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Oh poo.



And it was just beginning to be real fun,too.



All the same,Mr.Mistakes-----I don't apologize.You and the other bearer of ill will are both True Swine.Had you come bearing gifts and in peace,why....it would have been entirely different.

But noooOOOOO.

You both had to be pinch faces.



This has now become unfun and this is not a place to be......this has turned into an unfun place.

Thanks and we did! Checked on the NYC carriage horses too while there.:)

:tro::D

Sometimes it's nice to have a place to be alittle offbeat (or weird). It's not supposed to make sense, just have fun. The more, the merrier. :)

:tro:

Makes sense now why you like New York City :)

No CLYDEFORM!! analysis with 11 days to the Darbee? :eek:

What madness is this?

Not to worry, I am making pretty cards for the Derby and Oaks to be presented to CLYDEFORM!! for very fine analysis. Glitter and crayon portraits of each horsey.




I just hope the glitter doesn't clog the shredder.

:)

Thankfully I have a glitter-capable printer.

Actually not a city person at all. Was just nice to get away for a few days.:)

"We are all mad here!!!":D

From Morty :{>:



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One thing----if a derby card is tampered with and it mucks up my shredder,then someone is in huge trouble.And if the Kentucky DEA finds an illegal substance on a derby card,I am not taking the fall.I'll telling them Peanut Shell did it and Stevie knew about it.

=:>


Here is (unless all 5 don't make it) the Final FriedFive.

The fine CLYDEFORM!! analysis will be out Friday next week and will show you exactly how to bet them.



Frosted
KeenIce
Materiality
International Star
Tendencur



The OkeyDokey(TM) T-5 is still in process.

Whoa! Gut-Cee choices! I myself am not riding on the KeenIce & Tendencur wagon, and will need to be convinced. Perhaps the drag coefficient - along with pitch and yaw - will be greater factors than previously thought.

Happy Friday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0

Is this DebODeb's exacta???

:D:{>: Snowed here yesterday!!!!

You were probably the only person who was happy about that!

I recall there being snow for Easter when I lived in Sara's Toga (whoa! :eek: that did NOT come out right), but never this late.

From Morty :{>:


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Someone just outed them self.



Anyways:The Kentucky Okey Dokey Top Five:


1....Forever Unbridled.
2....Eskenformoney
3....Stellar Wind
4....Lovely Maria
5....Oceanwave


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJH1hSTO_-k

From Morty :{>:



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0DD2zGT2Tg



CLYDEFORM!! is proud to present the UBER fine analysis of the KENTUCKY OKEY DOKEY brought to you by MMMM!!!!




I wish to thank SightyPooKins for presenting the cards in high heels and---- that's it.


Sorry to the guys and UnclyTrust for having Old Wuffie squirt her all over with mustard and ketchup and then pouring many pretty, multi-colored little candy beads over the mustard and ketchup art.

O=:>


Just stay clear of my shredder, Sighty.







Here ya go:






1....FOREVER UNBRIDLED



KEEPHAHKEEPAH!!






2....SHOOK UP



Too nervous.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....INCLUDE BETTY



I shall'nt.




Crinkle....


trash can






4....ESKEN4HONEY



whoa!!




KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






5....CONDOM DEMANDO



NO!



Bitch.




Crinkle....


trash can






6....ANGELA RAINY


Not on this parade baby.





Crinkle....


trash can






7....LOVELY MARIA



tsssssssssssssssssssssssss!!



KEEPHKEEPAH!!






8....I'MACHATTERBOX



You won't shut up and that's why you'll get gassed.

....uh no....





Crinkle....


trash can






9....MONEY'SONCHARLOTTETHEHARLOT


2 dollah!!....long time!!



BLECH!




Crinkle....


trash can






10..OCEANWAVE



You bet!

KEEPAH-KEEPAH!!






11....SARAH SIS


Sorry Debbie,but I am going to place her carefully into the trash can so as not to harm her.

And no crinkling.




plop






12..STELLAR WIND



KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






13..GOTAFLATTIRE












WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!






14....VOMIT




AWFUL!!!!





nyyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !!




thud








Gosh I may have too many.

But oh well.





1....ESKEN4HONEY
2....LOVELY MARIA
3....FOREVER UNBRIDLED
4....OCEANWAVE
5....STELLAR WIND





CLYDEFORM SAFETY NET: Bet 5 to win/place on all 5.




Don't forget to bet EKATI'S PHAETON to win and the ex box on her and PROMISE ME SILVER and TAYLOR S in the race before.

That is so wrong!


:D

Hey Sightie! Frosted is right next to Keen Ice, just sayin'. :p

The Fresh Maker, Framintmento, made the field too! :tro:

My Kentucky Derby exacta Frosted/Keen Ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In hopes of a May snowstorm)

Sarah doesn't have a Sis because of Condom Demando so that's my exacta box!:D

I'm A Chatterbox, but Stellar Winds create Oceanwaves.

:D

Post your KD 5 picks here (or there) before the race:

1.Frosted
2.Keen Ice
3.Bolo
4.Ocho Ocho Ocho
5.Upstart

From Morty :{>:


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CLYDEFORM's!! FIVE:
1....MATERIALITY
2....FRAMMENTO
3....FROSTED
4....FIRING LINE
5....TRECENDUR

1) Dortmund
2) Frosted
3) Firing Line
4) American Pharoah
5) Bolo

1. American Pharoah
2. Dortmund
3. Tencender
4. Frammento
5. Firing Line

International Star is out as I am sure you heard.

Old Wuffie's picks:

Dortmund
Frosted
American Pharoah
Firing Line
Upstart

Congrats to Laura, Sighty, and Old Wuffie! :tro::)

From Morty :{>:


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Huge high five's to Arletta and Old Wuffie for nailing the super boxed set.

Sighty-Poo...fine work for the 5 horsey boxed set......sssssssssso close!!



My swell pick for the Preakness is Materiality ,should he run.He and Frosted e-boxed, should Frosted run.

What happened to the post of the one who dines at the White Cliff's of Dover????

For us weirdo's ~ From Morty :{>:



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Thank goodness it's over.

What a mess.




This whole thing is pretty doggone zippy.Pick and choose as you wish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDJ9ZvXKEaE



If one argues post race horsey opinions on message boards ,one is a carp.

Whales ,or even sharks, never argue post race opinions on horsey message boards.

Carps and crayfish argue.


Only a certain person would say, in response to being informed of impending Grandmotherhood ...................."Oh crap."


It should test our imagination regarding other retorts:


"Aw fer fucl< sakes."

"eauxh mine GOT! That is awful!"

"This is an outrage!!!"

"who is baffert!!??"


And yer what not.



I would really,really be disappointed if Materiality is good to run but isn't sent to the Preakness.This fine horsey writer( I didn't write about him in detail before, so I have no link to what I didn't write about him)is still very high on this fine animal.Along with the first three finishers in the K-Derby,the Preakness would be a to die for watch.


My Doc is in love with me....no question.She cares not that I am radioactive.She only wants my jungle offerings.Or it may be the Hershey bars.I never thought Hershey bars such an aphrodisiac,but boy are they.Bathe in Tibetan Musk oil, bring oodles of Hershey bars----fah-get it.It don't get no easier.I expect the Starship will be undergoing some surgical procedures here in the near term,but I think she will come out of it all in A#1 shape.Has PayBob finished that 7 furlonger?It seems as though he should have crossed the finish line by about Tuesday morning.Just wondering.


I wanted to bring this one back,but only because I'd like you to take a listen at the 15 second mark.Doesn't Joe Cocker( why wasn't there a Sally Twatter??)look like a dead body freshly brought back to life?? I find it HIGHLY amusing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RavIqRBe_L0




Friends,are dead people calling you?There is help available.It's called phone block.Never be bothered by a prankster dead person again.

You still watching the Twatter....whoa!....I mean Cocker clip? .I think I also spot several others who were reanimated;mainly in the audience.That one nutty female back up singer bugs me.


There should be blogs for girls called Titter.

snarf!

Oh boy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehwSEVbBZl4



Huge tip here: Watering one's pud with Big Springs,MO. mineral water and rubbing it down with Muscle Shoals mud.....AND zapping it with a constant ,carefully measured does of radiation will produce a prodigious woody.It would embarrass even Golden Missile.


The "herding" tendency here at NT is really getting carried away.

Who's in your herd?

Know what ahm thayin'?




I'm weird,aye? Now, this has been covered before by me.The admission;I do make.But, again....this is good.This is because the world population is made up of a large preponderance of the non-weird.My conclusion is the same,hasn't changed.I think your weird.See? It's all relative.I am in a very special group of bipeds called"Left of Pisces." We are special creatures and are not even in the same dimension as you non-weird.We flatten you with corollaries all the time and at our leisure.


I Wonder why I said that?

I know why.

Sorbet....anyone?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU

Who is Baffert?