:D:{>:

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Why was my boy scratched? Did he scare everyone so much that they thought it was the only fair thing to do? :D

Hooray for you Ms. Sightseek!

:tro:

no one told me this started already so today's bets don't count. Who's organizing this sham of a contest?

I move the above player be removed from the contest....forthwith.

Because your boy is a nincompoop and so is his girl for not checking.


I move you be removed from the contest.

Terrific race. OoB looked awesome, before during and after!
:tro:

Well done, Sightseek!
:)

Pay attention! I sent up smoke signals earlier today.:D

Since Senor Rain was scratched, I moved your exacta box pick into the WPS spot. Unfortunately it didn't change the result for you.:o

Both your removals are denied by The Debonatah.:mad:

Dammity, I thought no smoke signals were allowed. I'm confused.

For the confused, this is the list of advanced handicapping tools which may or may not be used:

May Be Used:

Dartboards-only when one is NOT in a hostile mood
Fortune Cookies-only if they have the lucky #'s 4 or 7
Insider Information
Horoscopes-only on even numbered days
Zodiac Ciphers
Favorite Handicapper
Non Horsey Person of your mental age
Smoke Signals

May NOT Be Used:
Wedgies
Crystal Balls
Magic 8 Balls
Ouija Boards
Thinking Caps
The Dutch
God
Thinking
And The Biggest No Of All-MY LITTLE PONY



I hope this clears up any confusion.:)

The next race will be the Lecomte Stakes (FG) on 1/21.

THANK YOU!!!:{>:

see that's how it's done!!!

Will you need a reminder PM the day before the race? We do support the handicapped in this contest.:D

If you check out todays winner post (post 157, page 8), you'll see that I added you in.:{>:

why yes thank you, and if that doesn't work I'll take the 4,with a 4-8 ex box.

Great Caesar's Ghost.




My standing has been usurped.

Hereon, I will only perform in this thread on racing days.

Frankly, it is my feeling you wear wedgies---weather permitting.

No wedgies. (see post 173 :D)

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ror!

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Thanks everyone for the Congrats!

Both of you. :tro:

As round two nears, I would like to know if we may use the book, The Six Secrets of Successful Handicapping That are No Longer Secrets?

As long as there are only 6, you may.

Promise.


Thanks in a huge way.

Quick question...

In this contest do we pick the loser in a 13 horse field and can we congratulate ourselves if we're right?

Thanks in advance.

:D

You did really really well today. Congrats!

Oh and congrats on not having a broken arm.

Must hurt when some people pat themselves on the back so much! :D

I believe you're confusing this with the political section. However you still may congratulate yourself if you lose ClydeVivor.

I'm watching you mister.:eek:

... but sistah the Sheikh made such a pick in the Dubai contest so I thought we could here as well. :rolleyes: :D

Those rules would only apply if we were in the Middle East and we were all Sheikhs.

:tro:

... and wannabe Sheikhs!

:D

Oh my God!!





Tell me you're not!

Please add "The 6 Secrets of Handicapping that are no longer secrets" to the "May Use" list.

Please add "The 7 Secrets of Handicapping" to the "May NOT Be Used" list.
(I wonder if Twinkle from My Little Pony is the 7th secret????)

What about Everything You Already Know About Good Handicapping , but Do Not Believe ?