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Sightseek 09-09-2010 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 693994)
I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.
OH MY GOT!!!!!

clyde 09-09-2010 12:12 PM
Next person to post here....dies.

geeker2 09-09-2010 12:15 PM
do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

FGFan 09-09-2010 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 694020)
do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?
^^^^beat me to it...




But


POST!!!!

clyde 09-09-2010 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 694020)
do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

Did you ever see what a freight train does to a human body?



You won't be that lucky.

FGFan 09-09-2010 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 694020)
do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

And uh Ralph where is this cat abuse I have been hearing of...I sharpened mah fangs just for you!!!:p:D

clyde 09-09-2010 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 694027)
^^^^beat me to it...




But


POST!!!!


You...I will POST to death.

FGFan 09-09-2010 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694031)
You...I will POST to death.
POSTIES!!!:p

Hey don't ruin mah WHO DAT mood, ya know how easily I turn.


And byE the byE how is Scott Fajita :{>::{>::{>: doing up there in your neck of the woods????

clyde 09-09-2010 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 694036)
POSTIES!!!:p

Hey don't ruin mah WHO DAT mood, ya know how easily I turn.


And byE the byE how is Scott Fajita :{>::{>::{>: doing up there in your neck of the woods????

He is a linebacker and I hope he gets cut.

clyde 09-09-2010 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 694036)
POSTIES!!!:p

Hey don't ruin mah WHO DAT mood, ya know how easily I turn.


And byE the byE how is Scott Fajita :{>::{>::{>: doing up there in your neck of the woods????
Yes I do.




The artist ,when sketching, loves nothing more than the curve of the body as it turns away.







Just hayin'.

FGFan 09-09-2010 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694043)
Yes I do.




The artist ,when sketching, loves nothing more than the curve of the body as it turns away.







Just hayin'.
Well I'm just thayin...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CYDFoEz8rg&feature=fvw

clyde 09-09-2010 12:46 PM
Stop mekin' me laugh!!

Coach Pants 09-09-2010 12:51 PM
#1 in crime, murder AND football.


Bout it bout it

clyde 09-09-2010 12:52 PM
^^^^ Artie Lange loves him.

Coach Pants 09-09-2010 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694056)
^^^^ Artie Lange loves him.
^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9v_NkgsK6k

clyde 09-09-2010 01:06 PM
^^^^ Is ver klempt.

my miss storm cat 09-09-2010 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 693994)
I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.
Oh my God I'm dying. :D :D :tro:

clyde 09-09-2010 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 694065)
Oh my God I'm dying. :D :D :tro:

You don't know how right you are.

Rileyoriley 09-09-2010 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694017)
Next person to post here....dies.
POST Raisin Bran is good.

my miss storm cat 09-09-2010 08:16 PM
There was a poster in the Pad Lock a few hours back named Clyde who was second only to Coach Pants in a bunch of funny threads before he finally outdid him, He wasn't a bad poster - his lifetime record is 3,800 posts and many many pies in earnings - but he was a beaten favorite way too often.

geeker2 09-09-2010 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 694199)
There was a poster in the Pad Lock a few hours back named Clyde who was second only to Coach Pants in a bunch of funny threads before he finally outdid him, He wasn't a bad poster - his lifetime record is 3,800 posts and many many pies in earnings - but he was a beaten favorite way too often.
Geld him..that should help:p

clyde 09-09-2010 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 694193)
POST Raisin Bran is good.

I understand it can be easily baked.....why, much as yourself!!

clyde 09-09-2010 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 694199)
There was a poster in the Pad Lock a few hours back named Clyde who was second only to Coach Pants in a bunch of funny threads before he finally outdid him, He wasn't a bad poster - his lifetime record is 3,800 posts and many many pies in earnings - but he was a beaten favorite way too often.

You're like a revolving door.



With knobs.

my miss storm cat 11-04-2010 01:46 PM
Headless Horsemen

For those of you who have been following Clydies comments on At The Races, the book Headless Horsemen is a dreadful read --should be banned by all of us--and so verifies Clydies frustration with Elvis et al. Made me want to do something, but I haven't yet figured out what cause I can't find my brain. As we approach the Breeder's Cup with its outstanding line-up, let's remember that we need to work together (with Coach and Hossy) to improve racing for fans, owners, trainers, juicers and --mostly-- the horses cause after all aren't they the bestest and dontcha just want to scratch all of them and give them hugs and let them run fwee?

clyde 11-04-2010 02:42 PM
huh?

my miss storm cat 11-04-2010 04:22 PM
There's a thread in the padlock you'd be having fun with right about now...

clyde 11-04-2010 04:41 PM
Stevie doesn't want me to have fun.




He's a big fucl<o.

my miss storm cat 11-04-2010 04:47 PM
For those of you who have been following Satish's comments on At The Races, the book Headless Horsemen is a wonderful read --should be read by all of us--and so verifies Satish's frustration with the "Dinnies." Made me want to do something, but I haven't yet figured out what. As we approach the Breeder's Cup with its outstanding line-up, let's remember that we need to work together (with Satish) to improve racing for fans, owners, trainers and --mostly-- the horses!

clyde 11-04-2010 04:50 PM
I see.


That's for hacking me up Gooey.

It feels good,coming from you.





And who is satich!?

AeWingnut 11-14-2010 04:57 AM

clyde 11-14-2010 05:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9HqogbzHyg


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