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MISTERGEE 07-20-2010 12:56 PM

interesting jocks outfit-derby girls 2010 voting page

http://www.thehorses.com/index.php?o...738&Itemid=167

RockHardTen1985 07-20-2010 12:57 PM

[quote=Antitrust32;671421]liar.

he says nice things about posters all the time.

Just not you.

not sure who "we" is, but it doesnt included anyone who posts in esoteric.[/Q

This is true comedy.

Rileyoriley 07-20-2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 671421)
liar.

he says nice things about posters all the time.

Just not you.

not sure who "we" is, but it doesnt included anyone who posts in esoteric.

Ditto (even though he hates that word :D)

Sightseek 07-20-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 671422)
Or another Zenyatta/Rachel thread.

:tro:

Antitrust32 07-20-2010 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 671394)
LB, I really dont like you, but I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS. He is a POS.

:zz:

Ever hear of the saying "Can't knock it till ya try it?"

the saying is usually about butt sex.

Morty is like anal sex. Some love it, some cant stand it... but ya cant knock it till ya try it!!

Sightseek 07-20-2010 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 671428)
:zz:

Ever hear of the saying "Can't knock it till ya try it?"

the saying is usually about butt sex.

Morty is like anal sex. Some love it, some cant stand it... but ya cant knock it till ya try it!!


THUD!

RockHardTen1985 07-20-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 671428)
:zz:

Ever hear of the saying "Can't knock it till ya try it?"

the saying is usually about butt sex.

Morty is like anal sex. Some love it, some cant stand it... but ya cant knock it till ya try it!!


Um Ok then.

MaTH716 07-20-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 671428)
:zz:

Ever hear of the saying "Can't knock it till ya try it?"

the saying is usually about butt sex.

Morty is like anal sex. Some love it, some cant stand it... but ya cant knock it till ya try it!!

That's some signature worth material right there folks............................

Rileyoriley 07-20-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 671428)
:zz:

Ever hear of the saying "Can't knock it till ya try it?"

the saying is usually about butt sex.

Morty is like anal sex. Some love it, some cant stand it... but ya cant knock it till ya try it!!

DOUBLE THUD!

Coach Pants 07-20-2010 01:10 PM

Nerdy Trail is the astroglide that makes it all possible.

clyde 07-20-2010 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215 (Post 671395)
Oh God. You're just asking for it.:wf

ET

=:>


I'm saving him for the night hunt.

Coach Pants 07-20-2010 01:37 PM

What in the hell is this?

http://tci.paulickreport.com/

clyde 07-20-2010 01:47 PM

Hey!!

There's a photo of me!

Coach Pants 07-20-2010 01:51 PM

And they have a top 5 for horsies instead of broads! Frosted tips, nervous energy, empty noodle!

clyde 07-20-2010 01:53 PM

spray!!

Dahoss 07-20-2010 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671403)
I would take nothing over bad opinions....

:tro:

FGFan 07-20-2010 07:33 PM

Just

OMFG!!!!



It's dolphin time again....




SPRAY!!!



SPIT!!!



SNORT!!!



FR&L-A!!!

This is all just too good!!!




Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671467)
=:>


I'm saving him for the night hunt.

OoooH, we're hunting again tonite..more fun by the minute!!!:tro::p

FGFan 07-20-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671340)
^^^her predator friend is on facebook and wont accept my friendship


He left, he couldn't stand the endless stream of chatter if you can believe that one....ROR!!!:p:D

Ah told him who you were but he just couldn't seem to get it strait.

Scav 07-20-2010 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 671671)
He left, he couldn't stand the endless stream of chatter if you can believe that one....ROR!!!:p:D

Ah told him who you were but he just couldn't seem to get it strait.

What a dummy

FB can be scary sometimes...

FGFan 07-20-2010 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671673)
What a dummy

:eek:

UT-OH are you asking to be the hunted one tonite?
:p
:tro:

Scav 07-20-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 671675)
:eek:

UT-OH are you asking to be the hunted one tonite?
:p
:tro:

^^please protect me

FGFan 07-20-2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671679)
^^please protect me

Not a problem look at my fangs they are much more lovelier


AND


LONGER than his...:p

clyde 07-20-2010 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 671669)
Just

OMFG!!!!



It's dolphin time again....




SPRAY!!!



SPIT!!!



SNORT!!!



FR&L-A!!!

This is all just too good!!!






OoooH, we're hunting again tonite..more fun by the minute!!!:tro::p


!!!!






Told ya.

clyde 07-20-2010 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 671682)
Not a problem look at my fangs they are much more lovelier


AND


LONGER than his...:p




Boy I'll say.


You take RockTard down then....I'll rip and shred once done.

Sightseek 07-20-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 671472)
What in the hell is this?

http://tci.paulickreport.com/

He puts a crippled horse, who isn't even working or has raced this year ahead of an in form and winning mare? Brilliant.

dellinger63 07-20-2010 09:07 PM

I miss Lauren M. Maybe not the sexiest (close) but ruled personality wise. Remember Ms Teen IL, Ms IL and Mrs IL with a bunch of others like Ms Phat etc. and Lauren dressed as a Statue of Liberty (4rth of July) interviewing and trying to be nice. It was like (name anyone attractive) interviewing the New Jersey Housewives.

BTW AP Bugler > Ali IMO

Scav 07-20-2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dellinger63 (Post 671752)
I miss Lauren M. Maybe not the sexiest (close) but ruled personality wise. Remember Ms Teen IL, Ms IL and Mrs IL with a bunch of others like Ms Phat etc. and Lauren dressed as a Statue of Liberty (4rth of July) interviewing and trying to be nice. It was like (name anyone attractive) interviewing the New Jersey Housewives.

BTW AP Bugler > Ali IMO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81gW...eature=related

philcski 07-20-2010 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 671707)
He puts a crippled horse, who isn't even working or has raced this year ahead of an in form and winning mare? Brilliant.

He's a moron. No other explanation needed.

clyde 07-20-2010 11:13 PM

[quote=Left Bank;671385]
Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 671384)
At least I display trace evidence.[/QUOTE


If stupidity is intelligence,then you are a genius.



And if Canadian Spaceships ever discover Nova Scotia.....why you let me know.

Coach Pants 07-21-2010 12:23 PM

The Sunday Toga card makes me grit my teeth and I can't do that. I don't like wearing a mouth guard when I sleep so I have to focus my thoughts on the positive...



ahh It's better than meditation and 10 hare krishnas.

MaTH716 07-21-2010 12:25 PM

2,1


Thank You Coach..............................

Coach Pants 07-21-2010 12:33 PM

Oh it's not Sunday it's Saturday.

I'm gonna bump Beulah or start a new one over this horses.hit. That card is a f.ucking disgrace.

clyde 07-21-2010 06:38 PM

I think what's important here is we can now classify with surety the Frozen-Stupid-Dead status of RockTard and Mountebank.




Mountebank is Dead and obviously has been dead for sometime.


RockTard is Frozen.


I don't think there can be any doubt aboot these findings.

Rupert Pupkin 07-24-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav (Post 671010)
None of the first, amazing on the second.

Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt

AeWingnut 07-24-2010 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin (Post 673379)
What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt

"Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a doorknob, came off in the Lone Ranger's hand".


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