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Payson Dave 03-06-2010 10:24 AM
Does peyote help when trying to follow this ... this..... this.... poetry?

http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15640118795/standalone

clyde 03-06-2010 10:21 PM
Thank you Dave.




That was awful.

clyde 03-06-2010 11:33 PM
And so....Deb-O-Deb now hates me( nothing new),Field Goal Franny now hates me(nothing new),Rudery now hates me( nothing new) and Stevie Has Been now hates me ( that's new.)


There is enough there to start a club.

Just because I had a 4 day.

Too bad.




Birth,life,death....that was the start of the Ben Casey show.

Horsey races are much the same...sort of.

It's always best to break everything down to its least common denominator.Simplify,verify,crucify.I'm trying to think of a place to go with all this.Maybe it's boneheads who do this to me.True Swine. Kumquats...and what have you.Bateman was right.Maybe I am ,too.



Ever mix jelly with spaghetti?

This is how most yuk-'em-ups mix with me. I hate yuk-'em-ups.They normally will be found swarming message boards throwing out their feeble lines and cruising with their innocuous innuendo.Fat and stone dumb,they in turn hate me because of my propensity in ferreting ferret out the truth in these ne'er-do-wells.

Most of all ,they couldn't pick a winner out of a full results chart.



I'm still not following me.









Yes I am.

=:>

prudery 03-06-2010 11:47 PM
Hate takes a loty of energy ...

Why would I hate you anyway ???

clyde 03-07-2010 12:24 AM
Oh now that's a good question.



Because the other 3 do?

prudery 03-07-2010 12:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
Oh now that's a good question.



Because the other 3 do?

Twaddle---I never follow the crowd ...

Bad assumption ...

Sightseek 03-07-2010 08:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
!!

Raised amethyst Georgia on white night (when it's dark) background..don't ya know.










Oh my God.





My name is misspelled.

That makes me very angry.

Would you like some sorbet??

Sorbet?

That has too much shergar!

geeker2 03-07-2010 09:23 AM
you really hurt my feeling


deb-o-deb and franny hate you...why did you leave me out?


I hate you too my friend




just for that I now will like you just to spite you



take that!!

Sightseek 03-07-2010 09:34 AM
^^^ real tough guy here

geeker2 03-07-2010 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
^^^ real tough guy here

sometimes tough :{>: is necessary :rolleyes:

Rileyoriley 03-07-2010 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
And so....Deb-O-Deb now hates me( nothing new),Field Goal Franny now hates me(nothing new),Rudery now hates me( nothing new) and Stevie Has Been now hates me ( that's new.)


There is enough there to start a club.

Just because I had a 4 day.

Too bad.




Birth,life,death....that was the start of the Ben Casey show.

Horsey races are much the same...sort of.

It's always best to break everything down to its least common denominator.Simplify,verify,crucify.I'm trying to think of a place to go with all this.Maybe it's boneheads who do this to me.True Swine. Kumquats...and what have you.Bateman was right.Maybe I am ,too.



Ever mix jelly with spaghetti?

This is how most yuk-'em-ups mix with me. I hate yuk-'em-ups.They normally will be found swarming message boards throwing out their feeble lines and cruising with their innocuous innuendo.Fat and stone dumb,they in turn hate me because of my propensity in ferreting ferret out the truth in these ne'er-do-wells.

Most of all ,they couldn't pick a winner out of a full results chart.



I'm still not following me.









Yes I am.

=:>

Just because I'm not here for a day or two, doesn't mean I hate you. :{>: I'm sorry you had a 4 day. We all have them now and then.

Rileyoriley 03-07-2010 10:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
you really hurt my feeling


deb-o-deb and franny hate you...why did you leave me out?


I hate you too my friend




just for that I now will like you just to spite you



take that!!

I'm confused. :zz: Am I supposed to hate you too?:D Or could I just dislike you strongly????

Sightseek 03-07-2010 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
sometimes tough :{>: is necessary :rolleyes:
I wouldn't use that smilie if I were you...freddy shoved it up The Fat Man's you-know-what last night.

geeker2 03-07-2010 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I wouldn't use that smilie if I were you...freddy shoved it up The Fat Man's you-know-what last night.

I think I am safe - I am hetrosexual.

my miss storm cat 03-07-2010 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I wouldn't use that smilie if I were you...freddy shoved it up The Fat Man's you-know-what last night.
Did he?

I have no idea which thread or what it was about or anything but go Freddy! :D

clyde 03-07-2010 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by prudery
Twaddle---I never follow the crowd ...

Bad assumption ...
Twaddle?...or that you follow the crowd?

clyde 03-07-2010 05:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
Sorbet?

That has too much shergar!
Ya got a good head on yer shoulders.....let's keep it there.

clyde 03-07-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
you really hurt my feeling


deb-o-deb and franny hate you...why did you leave me out?


I hate you too my friend




just for that I now will like you just to spite you



take that!!

Oh my God,.








thud

clyde 03-07-2010 05:21 PM
Just because I'm not here for a day or two, doesn't mean I hate you. I'm sorry you had a 4 day. We all have them now and then.


Yes it does.

:mad:

clyde 03-07-2010 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Did he?

I have no idea which thread or what it was about or anything but go Freddy! :D
FreddyLess has many issueth...you just don't know about them.

Payson Dave 03-07-2010 05:24 PM
Hyde Clyde....thebby is lookin 4 u



...



....


with attack raccoons

Rileyoriley 03-07-2010 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
Just because I'm not here for a day or two, doesn't mean I hate you. I'm sorry you had a 4 day. We all have them now and then.


Yes it does.

:mad:


:{>: :)

clyde 03-07-2010 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Hyde Clyde....thebby is lookin 4 u



...



....


with attack raccoons

I know.

That's why I have chosen to go invisible.

clyde 03-07-2010 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
:{>: :)


No one likes me....and you musn't lie.

It's one of the worst venial sins.

clyde 03-07-2010 08:43 PM
I will die inside of 2 weeks.




Stop that applauding.




There's is nothing wrong with me and never would be if it wasn't for the bullet that will find me.

It may come from the hopeless dope,aedingbat.....maybe the paranoid right wing reactionary and serial killer,SkidsMother....maybe EmptyTram...maybe Oinkman...maybe Nick'sKumquats...maybeHandHeld10...maybe Stevie-poo.....maybe ..maybe it will just be an errant bullet---possibly expressed by Dick Chenney as he tries to shoot aedingbat's secret meaning duck.



I really don't know.



But color me day-ud.

Sightseek 03-07-2010 08:56 PM
I'm invisible too!

geeker2 03-07-2010 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
I will die inside of 2 weeks.
Stop that applauding.
There's is nothing wrong with me and never would be if it wasn't for the bullet that will find me.
It may come from the hopeless dope,aedingbat.....maybe the paranoid right wing reactionary and serial killer,SkidsMother....maybe EmptyTram...maybe Oinkman...maybe Nick'sKumquats...maybeHandHeld10...maybe Stevie-poo.....maybe ..maybe it will just be an errant bullet---possibly expressed by Dick Chenney as he tries to shoot aedingbat's secret meaning duck.
I really don't know.
But color me day-ud.
If your shoes are size 13D ....I calls dibbs

clyde 03-07-2010 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I'm invisible too!


!!

LOOKING GOOD!

clyde 03-07-2010 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
If your shoes are size 13D ....I calls dibbs

Who is dibbs?



And,my God!!


Are you a seal?

8.5 to 9...depending.

Sightseek 03-08-2010 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde


!!

LOOKING GOOD!
Too kind. Really.


You're looking rather Mortyful yourself I must say.

clyde 03-08-2010 10:56 PM
I accept your complimentary slant...very much so.



You know,it seems like just yesteday that I was..............oh my God.


I'm running out of white ink!

Sightseek 03-09-2010 09:29 AM
You mean this white ink?



I have a secret stash of it!

clyde 03-09-2010 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
You mean this white ink?



I have a secret stash of it!
I scored another cartridge.

I'm afraid to ask.



It wouldn't be Tibetan Bone White---white ink, would it?

clyde 03-09-2010 08:22 PM
and all this time I thought I was being generous




Let me make it simple.


You're an as.s.hole.

I dropped it , now you want to keep it going.

Go fucl< your favorite doll or animal and leave me alone.

Sightseek 03-10-2010 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
I scored another cartridge.

I'm afraid to ask.



It wouldn't be Tibetan Bone White---white ink, would it?

It is.


!!!!



Is that an axe behind your back?!

clyde 03-10-2010 08:24 PM
Why,yes.

It is.


You simply must have some sorbet..really.

clyde 03-10-2010 08:29 PM
I apologize to ae for being an idiot.

herkhorse 03-10-2010 09:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
I accept your complimentary slant...very much so.



You know,it seems like just yesteday that I was..............oh my God.


I'm running out of white ink!
I don't even know why, but this post made me laugh.

geeker2 03-10-2010 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde
I apologize to ae for being an idiot.

Oh Boy











your vagina is showing

Sightseek 03-10-2010 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
Oh Boy











your vagina is showing
I laughed.


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