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Mortimer 08-29-2008 04:09 PM

Employees provide YOU with their work...it's a 2 way street you dick nose.

Coach Pants 08-29-2008 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:

:$: :$:

Mortimer 08-29-2008 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
:$: :$:


ror!!!!




SHUT UP!

Mortimer 08-29-2008 04:12 PM

I will be back to keep this place honest.

Coach Pants 08-29-2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!!!!




SHUT UP!

I've made $30 on plywood futures today.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-29-2008 04:17 PM

plywood is money.

SentToStud 08-29-2008 04:27 PM

Dead Sammy's Dad, A Clerk From Albany and A Filthy Hillbilly walk into a bar....

SentToStud 08-29-2008 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
....and to their surprise they find One Suit behind the bar giving BentMahPud a Cincinnati bow tie. They quickly leave realizing they had walked into the wrong place.

Like you, I wouldn't know the guy if he walked up to me and tried to piss on my foot.

Should I post some ot the recent vile, unsolicited PMs you sent me?

Coach Pants 08-29-2008 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
Like you, I wouldn't know the guy if he walked up to me and tried to piss on my foot.

Should I post some ot the recent vile, unsolicited PMs you sent me?

You're awful grumpy today. Did you catch your wife ****ing the starting defense of the Miami Dolphins?

Mortimer 08-29-2008 04:52 PM

Now this is the kind of quality posting I have come to expect here.

Mortimer 08-29-2008 05:06 PM

I can see it now.

McCain wins.






Sara's first day in office.

Bill Clinton pops in.







"Sara baby...












...CIGARS!!!! "

SCUDSBROTHER 08-29-2008 06:04 PM

Please have a V.P. debate. Gunna be great. Lady gunna say something like Turkey is a bird, and Georgia is a southern state close to Russia. Gunna be nothing but questions testing her knowledge of even basic foreign policy issues.

geeker2 08-29-2008 06:06 PM

this just in.....

Sarah Nuttered

Thunder Gulch 08-29-2008 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Fucl< you,too, you self serving azzhole.


This is fun!


I'm sick of azzholes.

And I'm sick of freeloaders...40 fricking percent. How am I self serving by providing folks with jobs? You don't seem to understand that by taxing businesses, those businesses are forced to cut payroll in order to make it, meaning wages go down or somebody loses a job. Let me guess, you are a 9 to 5'er in a municipal government office.

SCUDSBROTHER 08-29-2008 06:18 PM

In a year and a half, we could have the Soccer Mom (with major rack)in charge of this whole thing. McCain ain't 45 or 55. He is 72. My dad had a stroke this last January(at the age of 76.) LOL...We are already pushing it here with this guy's age. I always said his V.P. pick was gunna be very important. She looks like an aged beauty queen that has become a realtor in her part time. Right? Am I wrong? She looks like she wants to sell ya a house tomorrow. If you think this guy is immune from a stroke or a heart attack, you're simply wrong. This is a major decision(his V.P. CHOICE.)

geeker2 08-29-2008 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Please have a V.P. debate. Gunna be great. Lady gunna say something like Turkey is a bird, and Georgia is a southern state close to Russia. Gunna be nothing but questions testing her knowledge of even basic foreign policy issues.


All Biden will have to do is remember what he is supporting today..

let''s see I am for the war... no wait I was against it...or was that the surge I was against and then for....

Sh^t my damn hair plugs must be too tight................

geeker2 08-29-2008 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
In a year and a half, we could have the Soccer Mom (with major rack)in charge of this whole thing. McCain ain't 45 or 55. He is 72. My dad had a stroke this last January(at the age of 76.) LOL...We are already pushing it here with this guy's age. I always said his V.P. pick was gunna be very important. She looks like an aged beauty queen that has become a realtor in her part time. Right? Am I wrong? She looks like she wants to sell ya a house tomorrow. If you think this guy is immune from a stroke or a heart attack, you're simply wrong. This is a major decision(his V.P. CHOICE.)


63.7 real age....his Mom is 96 and could kick your a$$

http://www.newsweek.com/id/138621/page/2

Coach Pants 08-29-2008 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
In a year and a half, we could have the Soccer Mom (with major rack)in charge of this whole thing. McCain ain't 45 or 55. He is 72. My dad had a stroke this last January(at the age of 76.) LOL...We are already pushing it here with this guy's age. I always said his V.P. pick was gunna be very important. She looks like an aged beauty queen that has become a realtor in her part time. Right? Am I wrong? She looks like she wants to sell ya a house tomorrow. If you think this guy is immune from a stroke or a heart attack, you're simply wrong. This is a major decision(his V.P. CHOICE.)

He looks like Usain Bolt compared to Reagan.

Mortimer 08-29-2008 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Thunder Gulch
And I'm sick of freeloaders...40 fricking percent. How am I self serving by providing folks with jobs? You don't seem to understand that by taxing businesses, those businesses are forced to cut payroll in order to make it, meaning wages go down or somebody loses a job. Let me guess, you are a 9 to 5'er in a municipal government office.


Oh fucl< you great savior.

How about good workers supplying you with profit?


You sound just like the pig you are with your dumb fucl<, reply.



I own fucl<in' nobody and no cocl< sucker owns me....I'm self employed.

So fucl< you.

Mortimer 08-29-2008 06:32 PM

Come on...there's more of you idiots out there.


I know it.



By the way...Fucl<Gulch.....if you can't afford it then fold your tent.


Friggin' simple.

geeker2 08-29-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Come on...there's more of you idiots out there.


I know it.



By the way...Fucl<Gulch.....if you can't afford it then fold your tent.


Friggin' simple.


See Morte you have executive experience...if you have ever been self employed you know what that means...:tro:

Mortimer 08-29-2008 06:38 PM

No one else wants to brag about owning and providing?

No one else wants to brag how smart and filthy rich you are?



Really....go where someone might believe you...and care.

Mortimer 08-29-2008 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2
See Morte you have executive experience...if you have ever been self employed you know what that means...:tro:

Too kind,but I'm no executive...I'm no smart ,filthy rich guy...and I own nobody.

And fucl< the stock market while I'm at it.

geeker2 08-29-2008 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Too kind,but I'm no executive...I'm no smart ,filthy rich guy...and I own nobody.

And fucl< the stock market while I'm at it.


Well you know what they say.....if you have your health



ah never mind.............



f^ck the market..I hate shopping.

SCUDSBROTHER 08-29-2008 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Too kind,but I'm no executive...I'm no smart ,filthy rich guy...and I own nobody.

And fucl< the stock market while I'm at it.


THIS IS RICH:p :tro: :tro: :tro:

pgardn 08-29-2008 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
maybe its not desperation, maybe its a bold stroke of genius.

look I'm skeptical, but I at least want to give her a look and find out a bit more. maybe he found a diamond in the rough.

I think it was.

What is Biden going to do when they debate?
Say what are ya going to do babe when your Pres. dies
you are comander and chief and a war breaks out, go and cry?


He cant beat on her one bit. She grabs some Hillary votes.
I say it was a bold stroke that puts McCain ahead.

dalakhani 08-29-2008 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
I think it was.

What is Biden going to do when they debate?
Say what are ya going to do babe when your Pres. dies
you are comander and chief and a war breaks out, go and cry?


He cant beat on her one bit. She grabs some Hillary votes.
I say it was a bold stroke that puts McCain ahead.

Surely you jest. If anything it is a total change of strategy that screams desperation.

I like the fact that he will take a chance though. He could have just sat on his hands and lost.

Rileyoriley 08-29-2008 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
I've made $30 on plywood futures today.


I bought some plywood today! Glad I could help you out.:)

GPK 08-29-2008 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
No one else wants to brag about owning and providing?

No one else wants to brag how smart and filthy rich you are?



Really....go where someone might believe you...and care.


I want what I have:)

Mortimer 08-29-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I want what I have:)


God.

GPK 08-29-2008 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
God.


I'm not him. Biggest difference between me and God is God doesn't think he's me:wf

hi_im_god 08-29-2008 09:00 PM

you guys better not be talking about me.

SCUDSBROTHER 08-29-2008 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I want what I have:)

You still got that J.R. Terrier? Somebody wanted me to take this terrier mutt in. Could be Wire hair, or Yorkie(has long legs though.) He is a pain in the a-s-s. Most pups are that way, but they start becoming better after about a year. This one doesn't seem like he is gunna make the turn. If he gets out, I ain't chasing. I'll chase the other dogs, and bring them back. He has tags. Wonder what the chances are that somebody would call. Pees when he gets scared. If you try to correct him, he empties through the other exit. Steps all over other dogs, too. Min Pin bitch kinda likes him though(she likes all that rough contact.) Can't believe I got like 12-15 years more with this dog. Hopefully he gets better. Pretty dumb so far.

GBBob 08-29-2008 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
God.

Yes?

GBBob 08-29-2008 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Yes?

:o

GPK 08-29-2008 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GBBob
Yes?


God's not a Democrat:p


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