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Coach Pants 06-20-2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Morty...I have to tell you my right hand is tired from all this typing













...and I need to save her for later tonight for I have a date with




























:{>:

:eek:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:22 PM

Are you through with Sighty-poos photo set?


I hope you used plenty of oatmeal.

Coach Pants 06-20-2008 01:24 PM

Not yet.



I sent my assistant to whole foods market to get some organic honey. I tell ya they put organic on everything nowadays.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:25 PM

Oh.






And great idea.

FGFan 06-20-2008 01:34 PM

YOO-HOOOoooooooOOOOooooo...is there an echo in here or is that the ghost of Franklin CAH-SOL?

Even though I'm very afraid of the cah-sol I have entered with my EVP detector and my pointed tin foil hat on......

Wait














.........indistinct sounds........









I think I hear EVP's :eek:











.........more indistinct sounds.......













Morty is that you?
knock three times if it is you Morty.



I'm very afraid here alone in the dark in the day in the CAH_SOL !

Antitrust32 06-20-2008 01:35 PM

I didnt get the analogy Morty!?!?!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:36 PM

!!!!!!!


I was just typing--UPS!!---I mean thinking about you!!






Don't ya just hate those indistinct evp's?

Hang on.



































knock

knock

knock






( If you say "who's there?"...I will bite you)

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I didnt get the analogy Morty!?!?!


Well...do you know what that movie is about?

Didn't you receive it yet?

FGFan 06-20-2008 01:39 PM

Who's there???????? :D :D

Yikes I just saw I am your location


BEHOOVED..... I think .......:o

Antitrust32 06-20-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well...do you know what that movie is about?

Didn't you receive it yet?


not yet....

Antitrust32 06-20-2008 01:45 PM

is it about my amazing beauty and brains?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Who's there???????? :D :D

Yikes I just saw I am your location


BEHOOVED..... I think .......:o



:mad:


Well I do have a stuffed zebra...that's all I meant.






Gee.

I'll change it if you wish.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
is it about my amazing beauty and brains?



...uh.....well it's aside from that.



The movie was about a gay Army Colonel....played by Marla Brando.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
not yet....

But do you enjoy live cow?


That might get things started.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:54 PM

The emf's are a little low in here.

The therm-o-meter is finding no cold spots.







There's no energy to draw off from in here.






I'm melting!!

Antitrust32 06-20-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
But do you enjoy live cow?


That might get things started.


If by live you mean med/rare ribeye than yes!

FGFan 06-20-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:


Well I do have a stuffed zebra...that's all I meant.






Gee.

I'll change it if you wish.


Well I've never ridden a stuffed Zebra, but I'll try....might be fun as long as you keep your harness on.


Are we dining on steak tar-tar today?
...it's that predator (sizzlin red hot) thing in you!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:56 PM

But I did think it was an impressive display of my paranormal powers in mentioning FGF....and ........PRAGO!!....................I mean---PRESTO!!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Well I've never ridden a stuffed Zebra, but I'll try....might be fun as long as you keep your harness on.


Are we dining on steak tar-tar today?
...it's that predator (sizzlin red hot) thing in you!





EAUXH!!!














I..











...thud!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
If by live you mean med/rare ribeye than yes!

Oh my..won't work.

Sighty likes hers---LIVE!!





Just like her unicycle juggling.

FGFan 06-20-2008 02:01 PM

You changed your location AGAIN..... was it the harness mention?

I told you I was behooved.....:mad:

GEE





I






Wait














ummmmm































oh forget it!!!!!!!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 02:03 PM

fr&l-a!!!!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 02:11 PM

I must rest for tonights fine haunting.





(Mr. Geeker.....I didn't mean to be nasty......my nose is growing!!

Well only a little....OH MY GOD!!

OK...so I did,but you can come back if you promise no more filthy smut.)






We'll see who the sissies are later.

FGFan 06-20-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
fr&l-a!!!!!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!



:{>: :{>: :{>:

I don't know what fr&l-a means please interpert!!!


Why you are truly amazing, thinking and typing and




POOF



I reappeared, fine mental powers sir.





I shall rename you THE GREAT AND AMAZING MORITMER !!!!!

The wonderous, mind-boggling feats of magic will swoon the faint of heart !!!!!!!



By chance are you the reincarnation of Herr Doktor Mesmer...haunting this scary cah-sol?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 02:32 PM

Thank you so much Tranny...I mean Franny.





We're even as I had to look up this Mesmer guy.

Dragon Tail.

Shame on you!





fr&l-a was developed my myself and a fine poster by the name of DaveK1 sauce.



In the spirit of 1984...or maybe BraveNewWorld.....we were working on shortening the language,but with no ulterior motive.

It means ( literally--mind you)-----floor rolling and laughing minus azz.

This compresses the more common term----rolling on the floor laughing my azz off. ( rotflmao)












Also thank you for the "great Mortimer"....but that has been shortened for sometime now to................MORTE'.

FGFan 06-20-2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank you so much Tranny...I mean Franny.
We're even as I had to look up this Mesmer guy.

Dragon Tail.

Shame on you!


fr&l-a was developed my myself and a fine poster by the name of DaveK1 sauce.

In the spirit of 1984...or maybe BraveNewWorld.....we were working on shortening the language,but with no ulterior motive.

It means ( literally--mind you)-----floor rolling and laughing minus azz.

This compresses the more common term----rolling on the floor laughing my azz off.


Also thank you for the "great Mortimer"....but that has been shortened for sometime now to................MORTE'.



Well then....fr&l-a, I particularly like it in blue, and in the franklin font.
But why minus the AZZ?

Then forevermore you shall be MORTE', to be recorded with the likes Houdini and Eisenheim !!!!!!

If this cah-sol remains pure and clean I shall try to return to this nites hauntings, BUT I MUST bring my pointed tin foil hat.


Oh and I think Sighty is watching the lawn grow somewhere.....

Mortimer 06-20-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Well then....fr&l-a, I particularly like it in blue, and in the franklin font.
But why minus the AZZ?

Then forevermore you shall be MORTE', to be recorded with the likes Houdini and Eisenheim !!!!!!

If this cah-sol remains pure and clean I shall try to return to this nites hauntings, BUT I MUST bring my pointed tin foil hat.


Oh and I think Sighty is watching the lawn grow somewhere.....


OK...I hope you're not being disingenuous here.






fr&l-a = rotflmao


Now you see why "minus azz" ??


You do fine work.




But actually I think Sighty is modeling in some Sightings reruns.

FGFan 06-20-2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

OK...I hope you're not being disingenuous here.






fr&l-a = rotflmao


Now you see why "minus azz" ??


You do fine work.




But actually I think Sighty is modeling in some Sightings reruns.

Never, I have always admired your fine work.

Oh yes, I see now minuz the azz...hahahahahahhaha....:D

And I'm pretty sure Sighty is watching some grass grow, well maybe not today but for sure tomorrow.

What she hasn't told you her plans to watch the lawn grow.....UH-OH !

geeker2 06-20-2008 03:19 PM

after viewing this you may be begging for the smut.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz9sjMGUM9k

Mortimer 06-20-2008 03:20 PM

I'm fogging out on her and watching grass grow---I just know it has a dual meaning.




EISENHEIM?????

TheSpyder 06-20-2008 05:22 PM

I have entered the Cas Hol but after looking around I am leaving....I think there are two people that want to be alone, so I'm going now and won't be back. That sound you may here isn't me. Neither is that.......or that...
Spyde

Mortimer 06-20-2008 06:58 PM

Yes sir...stay in the....CAH-SOL.


Stay right in here until 1 or 2 AM.



;)

Mortimer 06-20-2008 07:58 PM

DiSpencer stopped by the ...CAH-SOL...earlier. He left this tape...something he made for NoodleFan.




He did a nice job....let's not laugh at him thrill seekers.This is definitely Not The Hopple.





Take it away Bri!!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqE3A...eature=related

geeker2 06-20-2008 09:12 PM

I like his shoes..................

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:39 PM

The question is...will NoodleFan?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 09:54 PM

I have penned a new version of Johnny B. Goode.



I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it-----Johnny B. Goode:






Deep down in in your mind near the noodle lump
Way back up in the lobes of your memory dump
There stood old SnowyWoods made so soft yet so sinwey
Where lived an imaginary boy named Morty Foxworthy
Who'd never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play your mind just like a ringin' a bell

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

He used to carry his book o' poims in a funny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by BrownSugars shack
Her and Deb-O-Deb would see him him sittin' in the shade
Hummin' with the rhythm that his noodle made
NerdyTrailers passed him by they would stop and say
Oh my but that little Woodsy boy's gonna get killed some day

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

His mother told him someday you will be a man
And when you do I suggest you just better scram
Many TrueSwine comin' from miles around
To hear your poims ,throw rocks, call you names and plant you in the ground
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin' "Morty in Woods better run away tonight"

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods


Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:17 PM

ooOOOOOooooPOO!






I don't know if I can haunt tonight.

geeker2 06-20-2008 10:27 PM

performed by Bachman, Turner Overdrive?

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I have penned a new version of Johnny B. Goode.



I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it-----Johnny B. Goode:






Deep down in in your mind near the noodle lump
Way back up in the lobes of your memory dump
There stood old SnowyWoods made so soft yet so sinwey
Where lived an imaginary boy named Morty Foxworthy
Who'd never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play your mind just like a ringin' a bell

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

He used to carry his book o' poims in a funny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by BrownSugars shack
Her and Deb-O-Deb would see him him sittin' in the shade
Hummin' with the rhythm that his noodle made
NerdyTrailers passed him by they would stop and say
Oh my but that little Woodsy boy's gonna get killed some day

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods

His mother told him someday you will be a man
And when you do I suggest you just better scram
Many TrueSwine comin' from miles around
To hear your poims ,throw rocks, call you names and plant you in the ground
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin' "Morty in Woods better run away tonight"

Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go Go!
Go! Morty Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Morty in Woods



ROR!
and
FR&L-A

Pies for you...

!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
I like his shoes..................

:eek:

NO I did not like his shoes..I wouldn't even wear those....


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