Somehow I get chauffered around KY all the time :p :p

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And now I will hide. :)

Better add Florida to that list too.

I set mine for 5 over (grew up in OH and they'll pull you over at 7 over... where their radar's set at). Also, know where that happened to Scav at well.... I've even set it thru there before.

In South Carolina if you got pulled by the highway patrol for speeding it was cash on the spot or jail. Wiped out beach money on a couple trips. This was a long time ago.

Spyder

most, perhaps all, have a limit for that-generally 30 over can merit a trip to jail, reckless driving added to a speeding ticket.

Which one ?

As these things often go.....for all the great pointers in here......the chances any of them being true are probably so small one shouldn't even bother considering their veracity.




Here's mine:




In Ohio you aren't stopped unless you're more than 8.5 mph over.That's because the radar is calibrated that way.





Not the patrolman.



The Time Traveler defense has worked.



Technically they can throw you in jail immediately for life with no parole.Normally it's a 2x for every mile over on top of 5 large.





Or you can give the guy $500 cash and all is forgotten.




I know...I've been there...I've done that.......she wasn't that good...but I did.

Bonnie and ..The Philski????




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It don't work....does it?

Gosh...I better leave this thread right now before notype comes back and makes me look brilliant again.

The Bonnie and The Philski high sign series : ( law enforcement officers----learn this!)






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Oh boy.

I forgot.


Better leave now before notype returns....he stings like the Diaper.






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No I didn't.

You're wrong on that one. OH is calibrated to trip at 7 mph over. Know that one for a fact, as I graduated from high school in OH with someone who's father was the commander of the local highway patrol office.

how dare you question morty's rightness??? he has NEVER been wrong.




that was my application for your posse morty. can i get in the clubhouse now?

Oh my God.







You can't be serious.

You will never be Wheel Barrow if you really are.




Now say....."I was joking."



PLEASE.

Capture Public Enemy Number One ,Bonnie Parker, and we'll see.

But be warned....she has vowed never to be issued a speeding ticket alive.

Notice the swine never questioned my assertion a speeding ticket is a life without parole consequense.

The deadly outlaw Ms. Parker is said to be crafting a book entitled.....

TRAFFIC COURT:HOW I SURVIVED.

Soon to be followed by ...



MY LIFE ON THE RUN FROM ROAD CROSSWALK GUARDS

Gosh...I'm still reeling from that last notype zinger.



I may have to get myself to the nearest Barbershop to tend to my near fatal wounds.

Ms. Parker is also working on a fine poim...




The Legend of Bonnie and The Philski

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You've read the story of Jesse James--
Of how he lived and died;
If you're still in needski
Of something to readski
Here's the story of Bonnie and The Philski.

Now Bonnie and The Philski are the Barrow gang.
I'm sure you all have read
How they speed and illegally park
And those who squeal
Are usually found dying or notype.

There's lots of untruths to these write-ups;
They're not so ruthless as that;
Their nature is raw;
They hate the law--
The stool pigeons, spotters, and notypes---I mean rats.

They call them cold-blooded killers;
They say they are heartless and mean;
But I say this with prideski,
That I once knew The Philski
And I guess they were right.

But the laws fooled around,
Kept taking him down
And locking him up in a cell,
Till he said to me,
"I'll always be stale,
So I'll meet a few of them on NerdyTrail."

The road was so dimly lighted;
There were no highway signs to guide;
But they made up their minds
If all roads were blind in this nation,
They wouldn't give up till caught and issued a traffic citation.

The road gets dimmer and dimmer;
Sometimes you can hardly see;
But it's fight, man to man,
And do all you can,
So I shouted...EXCEED THE SPEED LIMIT PHILSKI!!

From heart-break some people have suffered;
From weariness some people have died;
But take it all in all,
Our troubles are small
Till we get like Bonnie and The Philski.

If a no parking zone is violated in Dallas,
And they have no clue or guideski;
If they can't find a fiend,
They just wipe their slate clean
And hang it on Bonnie and The Philski.

There's two crimes committed in America
Not accredited to the Barrow mob;
They had no part
In speeding in the dark,
Nor the Kansas City illiegal turn job.

A newsboy once said to his buddy:
"I wish old Philski would get jumped;
In these awful hard times
We'd make a few dimes
If he cracked up his old piece of junk."

The police haven't got the report yet,
But The Philski called me up today;
He said, "Don't run any lights--
We aren't working nights--
We're joining the AAA."

From Irving to West Dallas viaduct
Is known as the Great Divide,
Where the women are kin,
And the men are men,
And they won't "stool" on Bonnie and The Philski.

If they try to act like citizens
And rent them a nice little flat,
About the third night
They're invited to fight
By a sub-gun's rat-tat-tat.

They don't think they're too smart or desperate,
They know that the law always wins;
They've been shot at before,
But they do not ignore
That death is the wages of sin.

Some day they'll go down together;
They'll bury them side by side;
To few it'll be grief--
To the law a relief--
But it's death for Bonnie and The Philski.

Also be advised of Bonnie and The Philski's dangerous nincompoop partner (aka notype).......WD Stoned.

Wheel Barrow is Stevie Hasbeen and his wife( Blanched) is played by Cajunatah.

:D

I know I'm hopeful Ms. Parker comes back to go into her experiences on making your getaway from those pop safety inspections.

:)

MEEP-MEEP!!

:D :D :o You lost me at "needski"!

Well don't look at me...Bonnie wrote it.



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Gee I love it when she gets desperado frisky like that!!

Ya picked a fan tam ta leave me Lew-seal


Now ah gotta git me mah own corn -meal

The ol' pm override is soon to come...I can feel it.

man, i try to kid with you and get yelled at, try to be cool and join your posse and get yelled at.......is there any pleasing you morty? i bet if i learn how to post pictures of boobees, you'd be my friend, huh??

ha, i've seen ol' late in action and am sure you're right.

AWWWWWWWWW!




The Master Blaster turns into the Whipping Boy.










You are sssssso predictable.