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FGFan 07-18-2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
I'm sure you'll find one at Beulah Park.

uh-oh the resurrection of the Beulah thread....:D

Mortimer 07-18-2008 01:46 PM

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FGFan 07-18-2008 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
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WTF is that, your ciphers are really out there today!!!!

Mortimer 07-18-2008 01:59 PM

ror!



Hey!!..that's a blue eyed blonde showing her boo bees.

CP would be proud of me.

Sightseek 07-18-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!



Hey!!..that's a blue eyed blonde showing her boo bees.

CP would be proud of me.

Oh boy....

Mortimer 07-18-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Oh boy....


spit!!





And you can do better??

Sightseek 07-18-2008 02:02 PM

No her boo-bees are probably bigger than mine.

Mortimer 07-18-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
No her boo-bees are probably bigger than mine.


:tro: :tro: :tro: :tro:


kiss-kiss!!

Mortimer 07-18-2008 02:20 PM

Todays episode of As The Secret Garden Grows has been brought to you by..





Franny's :)

and Sighty's :o


lingerie products

Sightseek 07-18-2008 02:23 PM

Come check out our Gardening Capes!

Mortimer 07-18-2008 02:31 PM

:{>:

FGFan 07-18-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Come check out our Gardening Capes!

And our line of tank tops and gardening shorts, especially light for gardening in the HOT sun!!!

Mortimer 07-18-2008 04:07 PM

:{>: :{>:

Sightseek 07-18-2008 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
And our line of tank tops and gardening shorts, especially light for gardening in the HOT sun!!!



The Sara's Toga Collection!

Mortimer 07-18-2008 04:18 PM

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sightseek 07-18-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Special Opening Day Offer:

All Sara's Toga Attire comes with Free Panda Selections!

Mortimer 07-18-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Special Opening Day Offer:

All Sara's Toga Attire comes with Free Panda Selections!

!!!!






Guaranteed to knock your smocks off.

Sightseek 07-21-2008 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Special Opening Day Offer:

All Sara's Toga Attire comes with Free Panda Selections!

Frannie and I spoke about this promotion





It came to our attention that many a NT may lose his shirt at the window with the Panda Picks

















Children would cry at this sight




woman would scream



and horsies will bolt.






















we can't have ANY of that






therefore,









there will be no free Panda Picks with the Sara's Toga Collection.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 10:21 AM

uh-oh

Mortimer 07-21-2008 10:32 AM

I know Sighty-poo and Franny Frumpy Bottom aren't going to be in someones autograph line at Sara'sToga.

Sightseek 07-21-2008 10:52 AM

We'll be in Evening Attire's autograph line!

Mortimer 07-21-2008 11:31 AM

OOOOOOOOOO




Very fitting.

Coach Pants 07-21-2008 11:39 AM

Will you hire Kent Desormeaux's wife for modeling purposes?

Sightseek 07-21-2008 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OOOOOOOOOO




Very fitting.

So which lass do you like in the opening day feature?

9th (5:30)
Schuylerville S. (G3)

6 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Ocean Colors Bridgmohan S X 119 L
2 Mani Bhavan Velazquez J R 119 L
3 Collegiate Prado E S 119 L
4 Renda Castellano J J 119 L
5 Chartreux Hill C 119 L
6 Ouchy Night Desormeaux K J 119 L
7 Mine All Mine Trujillo E 117 L
8 Boom Town Sally Coa E M 119 L
9 Cameron Crazies Leparoux J R 119
10 Girlfrienontheside Velasquez C 119 L
11 Jardin Albarado R J 119 L

Sightseek 07-21-2008 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Will you hire Kent Desormeaux's wife for modeling purposes?

You don't think she is pretty?

my miss storm cat 07-21-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek

1 Ocean Colors Bridgmohan S X 119 L

Yea! :)

Mortimer 07-21-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Yea! :)

Ah..first throw out of the race.


Let's go with the 4 for the win ...and box with the 6.









Wok good.

FGFan 07-21-2008 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I know Sighty-poo and Franny FINE Bottom aren't going to be in someones autograph line at Sara'sToga.

FTFY.....
Morty, do remember what the huntsman did to the wolf....:D

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:01 PM

They're both going to wash this gray right out of their HA-YAIR.






=:>

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:04 PM

Talk about yer crop circles.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
FTFY.....
Morty, do remember what the huntsman did to the wolf....:D


^^^ Dot to trot.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
You don't think she is pretty?


^^^ Boy I'd love to dot her l.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:09 PM

Ya gotta love me.


What game do dots love?





Poker dots.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:13 PM

What did the Chinese person say about the new Chinese dot invention?





DOT WOK GOOD!!

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:13 PM

Why doesn't the dotted line never have any dots!?

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:14 PM

DOT ME BABY!!

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:21 PM

Dotting me sofly...with his song...

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:31 PM

I dot music...I dot rhythm...I....

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:35 PM

That's like the dot calling the kettle red.



What does this mean?


..





Dotto.

Mortimer 07-21-2008 01:40 PM

What did the dot say when finally finding his long lost friend?



Dotor Livingston...I presume?


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