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Mortimer 04-24-2008 10:40 AM

ror!!

Payson Dave 04-24-2008 10:45 AM

wellllll......

Payson Dave 04-24-2008 11:10 AM

ohhhhh my!!!!!

Mortimer 04-24-2008 11:57 AM

I knew you would enjoy it.

Cajungator26 04-24-2008 12:24 PM

Morty, when were you planning on sending me those naked pics of Hossy?

I've been waiting around all day! :mad:

Mortimer 04-24-2008 12:27 PM

On it's way,dahling...so sorry I'm late.



Kiss-Kiss

Cajungator26 04-24-2008 12:30 PM

VERY nice ...

Hossy shouldn't stay so hidden, if ya know what ah mean.

Mortimer 04-24-2008 12:39 PM

Ah do....look closer......... a lot closer.

Mortimer 04-24-2008 01:19 PM

Of course,ladies, I do have my own photo I would be happy to send you .






By personal request only.

Mortimer 04-24-2008 01:53 PM

Hey!!





Slow Down Already!

Mortimer 04-24-2008 02:44 PM

:)

Mortimer 04-24-2008 03:06 PM

:mad:

TheSpyder 04-24-2008 04:29 PM

What is a never rendering thread any way? I would have thought this thread is rendering:

Rendering is a process that converts waste animal tissue into stable, value-added materials.

Spud

The Indomitable DrugS 04-24-2008 04:30 PM

This thread smells like your sisters @sshole.

TheSpyder 04-24-2008 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
This thread smells like your sisters @sshole.

Brown nose

The Indomitable DrugS 04-24-2008 04:49 PM

Hossy's - not so much yours... though her private area hygine isn't exactly perfect either.

Mortimer 04-24-2008 05:07 PM

What has happened to my pretty thread??

Mortimer 04-24-2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:)













Revenge will be mine for posting that picture.



You should see the 2nd one Cajunatah received.


Now she has your revenge.

Cajungator26 04-24-2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
You should see the 2nd one Cajunatah received.


Now she has your revenge.

Oh yes.

Mortimer 04-24-2008 07:31 PM

Oh my God.

GPK 04-24-2008 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOOOO.5 Carla's

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...yeah.














































:eek:

Mortimer 04-24-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOOOO.5 Carla's




SPRAY!!

Mortimer 04-25-2008 09:08 AM

I feel pretty today.




Tranquil.....NyQuil...Phenobarbatol.......Nebucadn ezar.......Second base....DollarBilly.......BuddyBowlings......Pitma nArm......Nefarious......ThisThingOfOurs...



SaturnsRings...NoseDrops.......LadyHiAll....






........oddly enough my little belly hurts.

Mortimer 04-25-2008 09:40 AM

Why do bad men shoot deer?



I think the measure of a persons heart is that moment when they look this living creature in the eye---through their scope.

Can they pull that trigger and show no shame for what this act will do?


Worse...will they smile and pose by picking up the deers dead head and acting like they're buddies?









I do not kill creatures of the Earth.



I have a beautiful mind.

Mortimer 04-25-2008 09:42 AM

Please...no applause.




I am but a humble servent.

Mortimer 04-25-2008 09:58 AM

I am troubled by this recent thought.


My words chased me to play scenes in my mind....and I have a rifle.....and see certain select posters here on the wrong end ( for them) of my scope.



And I see myself smile.














I am very pretty today!

TheSpyder 04-25-2008 10:13 AM

Equal time

Mortimer 04-25-2008 10:17 AM

Hand salute,sir!!







Flowed by snappy release.

TheSpyder 04-25-2008 10:27 AM

Be careful Mort, this picture was taken in Chagrin Falls...off route 8
Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Hand salute,sir!!







Flowed by snappy release.


Mortimer 04-25-2008 10:37 AM

No need...I am the Friend of all Forest Creatures.


They know me well as we have shared tree bark in hard times together.

Mortimer 04-25-2008 10:42 AM

Would anyone like to feel pretty with me?

Payson Dave 04-25-2008 10:49 AM

PM me a pic of what Pretty looks like and I'll let ya know if I want to feel her with ya...

Mortimer 04-25-2008 10:52 AM

EAUXH!!!!





GOOD ONE!








!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!


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