" Why did Thebby leave when people talked about whodeys? I still want to know what that is."

"I think I won the double play at Hawthorne!!!"

"Our founding father was reincarnated as a horse? WTF?!?!"

"I heard a horsey was going to be a rabbit in a race......WELL DAH!!!!!!"

"Come on, Pletcher!! Tear it up, son!!"

" I would like to know how far the far turn at Vermouth is."

"What happened to this Frankel guy? Isn't he doing a liberal talk show?"

"Why isn't Carminooch in the BCC?"

"Can anyone tell me the espn.com addrress?"

"I like Carminooch to win the BBC."

" How much longer or shorter is the BC Mile than the Met Mile?...if you know."

"My favorite wager is the Quinnella" - IrishofNDFan

"I LOVE when they play My Old Kentucky Home at all the NBC's."

"There's a new Shirreffs in town"

" Why are all the jockeys so small?"

"P is not a vowel. Duh."

" I think Pat Day was chosen to sing Far ,Far Away this year."

"Turf Sprints cause cancer...or so I've heard"

" Will my umbrella insurance be required if it rains Friday? Do they steal umbrellas at Mamouth?"

"Nick Zito is Neat-o"

" Why does Dannie like female boo-bees?"

" I have to go to the hardware store now for a red bush.Thank you all for your help."

"Will Coke Zero be available at Monmouth?"

"I'll be in the clubhouse on Saturday. Do they serve Gabagool?"

"Hi, the name is Teddy. I'm looking for a bbw that's into horses."

"What is a hip? Don't tell me this is a Huey Lewis Fan Club."

"FYI - My brother is racing on BC day"

"BC Drawl"

"Good Luck Street Sense!! Hit me up on the celly after the race...k?"

"Will there be jumbo croutons in the infield?"

"Who is the halftime entertainment?"

what kind of alcohol is in a daily double?

"Where can I find Hank Goldberg's selections?"

what kind of alcohol is in hank goldberg?

do the tout sheets fit on a queen size bed?

"If I spot Bob Costas in a crowd do I win a prize?"

"I have been booted from serious threadworksville...I am confined to rooms again. How can I fashion my toothbrush back into a shiv?"

" Have I got a tip sheet for you!"

"What is serious cat? And should I be afraid?"

"Is Whodey bringing the Blowfish to the BC?"