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Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
snowjobs?


Do you mind...sir?

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh well excuuuuuse ME.


I thought as a MortimerFriend I might be rated the same priviledges.








But I guess not.


Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.:)

Antitrust32 09-08-2007 10:04 PM

for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense

Coach Pants 09-08-2007 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Do you mind...sir?

What you say, Clogs?

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.:)


Oh.






What if it is found to be that if I was poured on Mortimers body it would be him back to life?



I meant bring...not be.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:06 PM

Sort of like Popeye and spinach.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
What you say, Clogs?

I said I'm sure glad a certain Noodle fan looks even dumber than before.


I didn't think that possible.

Coach Pants 09-08-2007 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I said I'm sure glad a certain Noodle fan looks even dumber than before.


I didn't think that possible.

TrapperJohnMDFan?

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh.






What if it is found to be that if I was poured on Mortimers body it would be him back to life?

Ah! A repossession! I think I saw that in a movie once.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:10 PM

Oh...by the way MS. Riley.......I'm sure you made Alan feel bad by completely ignoring the fact he posted your Mortimer Video Ode for you.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
TrapperJohnMDFan?


Aye?

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Ah! A repossession! I think I saw that in a movie once.


That is your answer!?

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh...by the way MS. Riley.......I'm sure you made Alan feel bad by completely ignoring the fact he posted your Mortimer Video Ode for you.

I don't know who Alan is. I have not yet caught up with reading all the threads. I will look for it. Which thread should I browse?

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
That is your answer!?

I would have to see the finished product before I pass my judgement.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:15 PM

Page 5 of this thread.





Please follow along at home with a little more care.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I would have to see the finished product before I pass my judgement.


Well like it would be any different?



If it works it would be the same product as before...if it don't ....well no harm done.



God!.....what does it take to satisfy you already ma'am??

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well like it would be any different?



If it works it would be the same product as before...if it don't ....well no harm done.



God!.....what does it take to satisfy you already ma'am??

Dark chocolate.:D

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:19 PM

I thought she had seen it....this may have been a bad idea to raise this issue.





Espar may sign off here.

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Page 5 of this thread.





Please follow along at home with a little more care.

Will there be a bouncing ball to help me follow along??????


It's been a busy week. Not much time to follow along. I will go read it now.

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Dark chocolate.:D

Oh now sss.....sss




..STOP THAT!

Mortimer 09-08-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Will there be a bouncing ball to help me follow along??????


It's been a busy week. Not much time to follow along. I will go read it now.


Yup.







Ga-night everyone!

nomad 09-08-2007 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

There is no "Ahem" on this board.

So you do appear ditzy.

AuntyCooby is currently appearing on the psychic friends network

"Nearly" ain't good enough.

Well...
DUHHH

If I had choked to death, I wouldn't be typing now, would I?

Who looks ditzy now?

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I thought she had seen it....this may have been a bad idea to raise this issue.





Espar may sign off here.


I'm not much of a "punk" music type and I have no clue who Divinlys? is. I was expecting Madonna. Seemed like more her type of song. Her husband Guy is kind of cute too.
I left the snowy woods for the fall foliage. Pay attention Sal, Alan, Morty, or Espar.:D

Rileyoriley 09-08-2007 10:27 PM

P.S. There was NO bouncing ball. I was highly disappointed.:(

AeWingnut 09-08-2007 10:56 PM

The mower is broke

nomad 09-08-2007 11:41 PM

I've had just about enough of this nonsense. I'm going to the State Fair tomorrow & need to cap Albuquerque.
I'm meeting up with Ahem.

So there.

Cajungator26 09-08-2007 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
~ < oHIo fan



oHIo fan > fat lizzrad fan who got swamped 24-3 in 2nd half by half a fb team.

Too funny considering what the Ohio St final score was to an inferior football team. :p

Mortimer 09-09-2007 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'm not much of a "punk" music type and I have no clue who Divinlys? is. I was expecting Madonna. Seemed like more her type of song. Her husband Guy is kind of cute too.
I left the snowy woods for the fall foliage. Pay attention Sal, Alan, Morty, or Espar.:D



Well that's all very touching.










Wait a minute.









I mean that you are touching...uh...the way you said what you said. I could feel it.



I mean what you meant....you were good in the way you went in depth...I mean the tail...I mean the detail was good.

















:o










All I am trying to say is you were good.

What you said was good...I mean.

Not that you aren't....I wouldn't know.









I mean you are probably a good person is what I meant.

Very feeling and touching.












Boy.












I am trying to put this in a nice way.














PHOOEY!












I am trying to be sincere ..and straight forward in responding to your feeling........s...




...and touching.........


...words.














I don't understand why I am having such a hard time since you came.














Oh fer cripes sakes.















All I am intending to say is very innocent.............I liked your reply about my post.














Oh give me a break already!



















RileyO......fine work.

Mortimer 09-09-2007 05:04 PM

[quote=nomad]Well...
DUHHH

If I had choked to death, I wouldn't be typing now, would I?

Who looks ditzy now?[/QUOTE]



Class??

Mortimer 09-09-2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut
The mower is broke




Post of the microsecond.

Mortimer 09-09-2007 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Too funny considering what the Ohio St final score was to an inferior football team. :p


We gave up 2 points.




You let HelenOfTroy score 31.













Too funnier.

Mortimer 09-09-2007 05:37 PM

DebO....no need to respond to my post.





I mean I see no reason for you to have interc...uh......hange...with me.


We pretty much have gone to the mountain and there's nothing else to top.


Well maybe there was no need for me to stick my post here.











I should have stoped while I was behind.












I guess if I did not start there would be no reason to finish.

So I'm sorry I started .

But I just mean that if one starts one should finish.......I wouldn't want to disappoint you.










Well here I friggin' go again!















I just don't want to rub you the wrong way.













MOMMY!!!













All that is meant....is...that.......I know rubbing you.....no. I don't mean that.




I mean ......oh geez....I just don't want anything to come between us.




Or anyone?

Does that sound better?




But it does not go with the flow of my thought.







I just don't want you to be cross with me.

My intentions are good and I am going to be on top.................of things....now.

Things meaning miscommunictations from me.







So I think things should be good now under the table.... I mean on both sides of the table...so to speak.




Not that I thought you were all wet.....not at all.I think you have a lot to offer.



Good ideas and stuff....well not stuff......I mean you are intelligent and show good clit.










I MEAN WIT!!!!!







I quit...that's it for me.

Mortimer 09-09-2007 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense



ror!!






3 dollah???






How bout one dollah fo shot time?

Mortimer 09-09-2007 05:49 PM

I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!

hoovesupsideyourhead 09-09-2007 06:43 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c0_1187906928

Mortimer 09-09-2007 06:54 PM

It's good to know I still got it.








;)

hoovesupsideyourhead 09-09-2007 07:02 PM

[quote=Mortimer]It's good to know I still got it.



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b0b204deb6

the mouth that breaks the sound barrier:eek:

Rileyoriley 09-09-2007 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!




I thought you were repossessing? Now you're re-animating? Is this going to turn out like "Pet Cemetary"? A lurching, drooling Morty would not be pretty!

Mortimer 09-09-2007 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I thought you were repossessing? Now you're re-animating? Is this going to turn out like "Pet Cemetary"? A lurching, drooling Morty would not be pretty!


Will you kindly stop that?



Oh..by the way...it seems we have a new PeeGarden here. Nothing against him anymore. He did a nice job of finally tuning in.





But Mr. Portnoys Liver is hardly a worthy replacement ..as time has proven....




....don't ya know.

Rileyoriley 09-09-2007 07:38 PM

I'm going to spend the next few days catching up on the threads. I have no clue what's going on anymore.


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