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Antitrust32 08-27-2007 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
UnclyHO....I want to know who did what over there.

I want the names of the dids and the dones.





Did you do BlackThroatedWindHO?


it was one big Derby trail orgy. i think BTW was there. Cajun was not there. It was fun. I have pictures if you want to see.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Bystander
Morty...


Oh boy.
---------------


SNARF!!!




!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
it was one big Derby trail orgy. i think BTW was there. Cajun was not there. It was fun. I have pictures if you want to see.


ah do!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:55 AM
Got any of SteviePooHO and MommyDearestHO?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Hard to be a HO when you're sleeping at the bar. :D
Some say that's the easiest way.







:D

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:30 AM
UnclyTrustHO...



...I award you ten blueberry pies for being one of the few great sporty's here.


Your fine work is to die for.







OOOOOOOOOO

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:42 AM
Hossy,

Just so you know, I'm on my way over to your house.

Hope to make it before dinner time.

I'm going to fucl< you, fucl< every member of your family, and even fucl< all your pets.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I would just like to state that for the record, that I did not fornicate with Sighty-Poo. I am still a virgin.
!!



Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







=:>

Sightseek 08-27-2007 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!



Then either you are a virgin or a BIG LIAH!


Let's see if you still have a Hymen Roth avatar on your pud.









Speaking of puds....


...I uderstand MORTYHOINSIDEHISHEAD and The Gardener are now board pudddies.







=:>
'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
'Tis true...unfortunately Hossy can not attend the Ho-Down.

ror!!



HIGHLY AMUSING MA'AMSKI!






We must choose sumwun..I mean someone..to wash off that Roth avatar.

What do you think?.....perhaps VideoGaGaGirl?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Leave my dog out of this sir.



!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!

GPK 08-27-2007 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
My lastwords to you Garden.

Many here hated me right away.....some of those many now like me. Several liked me right away....and they still do.



I have to credit people like KingGlorious who excells at ignoring me....I mean that's the way it should work.


I hammered GKP without mercy.....and he....well ok ..so he doesn't like me anymore,but do you see him running around like a crazy person about it?


I can't tell you anymore than Hossy already has.



If you keep this madness up I will put you on ignore in sort of a mercy killing .

I don't?

Thebby lied to you then.

GPK 08-27-2007 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
For the record, I didn't sleep with anyone in Saratoga. I also didn't ask anyone to come on here in my defense as I'm over it and really don't care anymore. I DID make the same mistake that Bethani made and I think that she knows what that is. As for what everyone else thinks... think what you want. ;)

what the heck was that we were doing on the airport floor then??

Cajungator26 08-27-2007 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
what the heck was that we were doing on the airport floor then??
Well phuck... you got me there.

Ok, so I slept with ONE person in Saratoga.

Wait... wait....

YOU slept with me, but since I wasn't really sleeping, I technically didn't sleep with you. Yeah, that's it. :D

NO WAIT!

It wasn't Saratoga. It was Albany... big difference. HA!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
I don't?

Thebby lied to you then.
--------------------

Thebby never lies.



sumwunelsesaidit.

GPK 08-27-2007 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
--------------------

Thebby never lies.



sumwunelsesaidit.

Sumwon is related to Mr. Ed?


Dear God....another talking horse.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
Sumwon is related to Mr. Ed?


Dear God....another talking horse.


!!


Oh forget it.





Have you gone into SnowyWoods yet?

GPK 08-27-2007 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!


Oh forget it.





Have you gone into SnowyWoods yet?

Gone there? I camp there at least 3 nights a week.



Morty....how would I know if I liked you or not since I have you on ignore...




no..wait...

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:12 AM
Mr. Gardener;

I can't see you,but I want to help.




As soon as you can...purchase the AllmanBrothers album..Brothers and HO'S...I mean Sisters.

Oh it's a fine collection...but what I want you to do is get it your car-car and head on down the highway.... with winders down.

Put on Jessica.... full volume.





Then come back here and tell me you are not one happy guy.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
Gone there? I camp there at least 3 nights a week.



Morty....how would I know if I liked you or not since I have you on ignore...




no..wait...









Phooey.

GPK 08-27-2007 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Phooey.

YOU HAVE THIS PERSON ON IGNORE
MESSAGE READS


Phooey

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
YOU HAVE THIS PERSON ON IGNORE
MESSAGE READS


Phooey

ror!


You ignoreHO!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 11:44 AM
Soomeone check to see if GPK has a snowy woody.

GPK 08-27-2007 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Soomeone check to see if GPK has a snowy woody.

glad you didn't say Sumwon....

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GPK
glad you didn't say Sumwon....
I was going to say sumwunhung...but thought better of it.






I'm sure you're proud to be living the life of Riley.

GPK 08-27-2007 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
I was going to say sumwunhung...but thought better of it.






I'm sure you're proud to be living the life of Riley.

My life is good...but not as good as DebODeb's

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:08 PM
And you are changing your name to GpkOGpk....when?

Rileyoriley 08-27-2007 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK
My life is good...but not as good as DebODeb's

My life isn't so good right now. It's called WorkOWork. :(

GPK 08-27-2007 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
And you are changing your name to GpkOGpk....when?

not until my daily post quota is met....I have failed miserably of late....and happily so.:cool:

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:14 PM
Well I guess we have reached the truly sickening stage now.





I must go to my cozy dooryard and retch.


You have yourself a great DayODay.

Rileyoriley 08-27-2007 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I guess we have reached the truly sickening stage now.





I must go to my cozy dooryard and retch.


You have yourself a great DayODay.

You TooOToo!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 12:40 PM
Thank uOu.





But I have retched.

As it appears GPK is confused.

I wish he were in the Gelf of Mexico.

GPK 08-27-2007 12:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank uOu.





But I have retched.

As it appears GPK is confused.

I wish he were in the Gelf of Mexico.


There is a shock....

GPK 08-27-2007 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
My life isn't so good right now. It's called WorkOWork. :(

WorkOWOrk SucksOSucks.....

but I am winning $250Mill in the MegaMillions tomorrow night:cool:

Mortimer 08-27-2007 01:00 PM
Gee GPK.....do ya like your chances that much?

Oh well.....score once...and I guess one thinks one can score again.





But anyhooo.....being in a confused state may have some benefit.Anyways...I have to help Jill fetch a pail of water. I hope when I come down that I have not harmed my crown.



You behive now.

Buzz in later .

GPK 08-27-2007 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gee GPK.....do ya like your chances that much?

Oh well.....score once...and I guess one thinks one can score again.





But anyhooo.....being in a confused state may have some benefit.Anyways...I have to help Jill fetch a pail of water. I hope when I come down that I have not harmed my crown.



You behive now.

Buzz in later .
I do like my chances that much.....I am quite possibly the luckiest man alive (save for the opening 5 days of Saratoga)

but I digress...



I mean digest....burp....great lunch I had...

anyways...I digress again....




as I was saying....


















what was I saying?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 01:09 PM
Have you seen DillingerHO?





HOOVESINSIDEHISHEAD said he was a stand up guy.

Ah wonder how he would know?

I am going to Sara'sToga next year.....do you think I will be killed?

Mortimer 08-27-2007 01:16 PM
And who did you do there ?


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