Another exciting day on Derbytrail I see.

And just so we're all clear here-I control Steve because I have the electric cattle prod.:D

My maleness falters. Verbally castrated.

Please euthanize me forthwith.

I really dont know half of what goes on apparently.
But Morton needed to be sequestered.
He really did ruin the flow of some very interesting reading concerning, of all things, horse racing.

I guess I have trouble concentrating. Im reading along, some very interesting debate is occurring, and then all the sudden I am having to "grab my scroll bar" and ruin my mouse to get to the next post about racing because of the enormous space Morton has captured in a vacuum... even when he writes in some of it.

GFY

oh cool, bangbus

Yes I am GooFY.

Ooooo.
That was not very ladylike.
Sorry to offend your delicate nature.

You're welcome.

Tell him!











But I must ask you,












My little buttercup Uncly Trust,














Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

I am feeling very queasy.
This could bring on projectile vomitting.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD





morningsportyfans!!!!




ror!

Ya gotta love me.






Anyhooo.....the FOD landing field is closed.I guess RipVanArty forgot to open it up.I had to return last night.I am very proud to say I refrained from posting here.



It wasn't easy.




But I do wish to let my bud boardies...I mean board buddies....know why I am not there.



I could take this opportunity to attack TrueSwine....but I remain strong.I will not be doing so.It's a waste of oink....I mean ink anyway.


But again thanks to Drugess,Hossy,Pillow and all of you for the futile effort here.It would appear even prodding from the Forest Princess Deb will not work.


But let me mention to those who seem to hate the very space I do not type on..stop your filthy lies.I have performed Horsey Talk. I did break down the triple crown for you....I did post winners in my fine Thistleydowns thead....I even helped out a strange creature asking for Belmont winners and gave him the winner in the 7th that day....which was 4...of course. My good friend CapperZeke bore witness to that.



So when you spew on about me....at least make your accusations true.


Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.






ROR!!



Kidding kidding!!




I'm such a dickens.






No...they would be Debbie and Thebby.

Buckwheat would say .." 'ebbie an 'ebby!"

It is the very least I could do to honor such admirable examples of fine American thudder rudders.





And even though almost no one will get what that meant.....



....I have ,once again, embarrassed myself.



Very much so!














I must hide.

You, sir, have officially crossed the line. If I had my internet comebacks book with me, I would say a number of very bad things about how you live in your mom's basement, and how you should get outside more often, and how you put too many spaces in your posts, and how you don't talk about pretty horseys enough. But I don't, so I am forced to put you on ignore. This should give me ample time to get caught up on stories from over the hill boozers trying to recapture their lost youth, gelf, and Sudanese affairs.

SNARF!






SPRAY!!!










FR&L-A!!!!










GOO-FOO!!!













And 120 StevieBogs pies for you!

[quote=mortyfeatherhands]
Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.


QUOTE]

I, for one, am honored.



Although slightly embrassed.




I seem to have a spring in my step today.


I'm going to try and do a cartwheel.



Oh wait, I forgot I'm wearing a miniskirt today.



Don't want my co-workers to see something they shouldn't.





Jungle today, ya know.

[quote=CapperZeke]






ROR!!




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





But perhaps you and LF are of the funniest as well as being among the finest ears for music.....



.....don't ya know.

how did you know about my dream last night? ;)

Yes Mr. DreamCatcher.....how did you??

Fucl<in' Aye !!!!

How could I forget that zinger?

That Dillinger, he's like Henny Youngman with a gelf club, ah tell ya.

!!




He and Dr. Fakir would make quite a twosome.



Oh.....the airport is open again.....I must now leave. It has been great fun.

Ya never know where my fine board buddies and me will meet again.



Just remember that.

Hang on Antitrust32:

Let me see: We have a guy here who looks like he is locked into Esoteric Room only...and when he is out roaming on the other forums, anybody who gets him angered he coolly threatens to kill the prey and then eat them!

Are you FBI agent Clarice Starling and trying to spring our own Dr. Hanibal Lecter on the innocents? Remember when the good doctor escaped? Would you and Cajun like some some fava beans and a nice chianti ?

!OOOOOOOOOO!







But..... please,sir....I do not chew my prey.

I merely kill Dillinger I mean my prey and move on.

Morton amusing... sometimes.

Are you sure the poster in your female harem is/are female?
I do not trust antitrust for obvious reasons.
I think it would squish you Morton. Careful.

Something about a Sandwich was mentioned...
I think Morton would end up in the middle.
Not pretty to think about.

Sequestering is best for Morty....but I'll throw in the cell and 3 squares a day!:D

It's two meals a day and the first one is OATMEAL.

OOOOOOOOO
THAT should help with the irregularity 'thing'!

good one!

not a good one



Attachment 486

A subtle shot fired back... ouch!

Well it appears I have fallen out of favor with all but none....almost.




But no problem...I have left anyways.I never did like her.

I have left the other place as well,but in a way I am thought still there.

I excell at camouflage.



No one likes me.

Good.

I do not want to be liked.




Take The Gardener .
Please!

I cut him out of the pack long ago.I laid in wait...well camouflaged...and then...









....SPSSSSSS!

I struck like the viper.





But he is not aware.Oh no......not unlike many as he.



His kind are all over.





I see them all the time.













They do not know they are dead.

Mortician stay away from the brightly colored mushrooms in the backyard.

SPSSSSS!
Struck like the Viper...

God dang it he makes me laugh.

SIT DOWN Mr. Darden... Good Christ...

You have again shown signs of quality FM reception.




A stone and a feather may fall at the same rate in a vacuum....but no one would hear the landing.

It won't help the forest riddle,though.

Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin’ MORTE'By a crystal blue italian stream

But I can’t be late
’cause then I guess I just won’t get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It’s just another manic MORTE'
I wish it was sunday
’cause that’s my funday
My I don’t have to runday
It’s just another manic MORTE'
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn’t make it on time

’cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I’m gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn’t it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment’s down

I tell him in my bedroom voice
C’mon MORTE' honey, let’s go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you’re having fun

hey hunny,

did you see MortyFeatherbed win at Sarah's toga today? It made me think of you. Well everything makes me think of you :)


(that last line was for you peegarden)

Why that was mighty sweet of you ma'am.




And I was not aware of this. You are kidding ...right?


Some day, and that day may never come, I will present my thudder to you and we'll see what happens.

Not everyone knows of the correct procedure.

Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

actually I am not kidding...

the horses' name is Featherbed







I threw the Morty in for fun in an exacta (;) )

**** I think I have that same thing.