Note to myself:

Say good morning to Morte', Dave, and Thebby --- Good morning y'all


tell them my John Deere and I mowed, and the lawn looked lovely


for 4 hours, then the thunderstorm from hell showed up.


Did I say hell? Yes, but I mean HAIL, as it was quarter size, an inch deep on


my freshly mowed grass. Now, tree limbs and pine cones are everywhere.


The whole place looks like a damn war zone.


Wasn't real good for Zo's automobile either.


Three hours shot. Still raining this a.m. Look at all this crap until weekend.


Remember to call "mow and blow" guys. Some things Grits doesn't do twice.

Note to myself:


Say Good Morning to Fritz.


Ask how's it hangin'.




Consider skipping second thought.

Note to myself

Tell Morte', on the second one . . . good idea.

Note to myself:


!!




Proceed with inquiry regarding condition of thing hanging.

Note to myself:



Missread what Gritz said.



Ixnay on angin'hay.

Note to myself:


Board looking pretty sad.

Need more activity.

Consider making fun of virtues Funny Jones possessed.

note to myelf: consider playing with morte'...after he apologizes.

Note to myself.




Did not know Thebby was Funny Jones fan.

Apologize to her for off key remark.

note to myself: accept morty's apology...tell him even though I ran out of tissues last night i think I am going to be ok...
also tell him Thebby is not a funy jones fan...not sure where he got that idea

Note to myself:



Tell Thebby look at recent sequence of posts.

Aks myself......is it me??





Also mention she should consider dropping out of Sandra Locke Method Acting School.

note to self

Ask Morte' about starting a "random topics" thread in Eso Central.

Such is usually a real chart buster.

If you think it, say it;

If you felt it, share it;

If it p!ssed you off, raise hell about it;

If you love it, tell it;

All encounters/observations in daily living welcome

(Some may be questionable, still maybe not)

In other words, whatever lights up your board

Note to myself:


Ask what'shername if she honestly does look like a thin what'shername.

note to myself: it's probably me...but that's okay

sandra locke? ...nah, I don't think so

Whatshername has no idea, but that's what she's been told--

Photo's there before he exclaimed "I better get the @#$% outta this thread."

It's not important, Kathleen's aged badly, and very overweight. Starlets do that sometimes. (Whatshername ain't a starlet either--so there ya go.)

Nah, you've more smarts and better looks than Sandra Locke, Thebby

Her only claim to fame was suing Eastwood for palimony

And that one bombed.

Note to self:

huh?

Note to myself:



Some people are not following along.




Comment about Sandra Locke in reference to Thebby was regarding Locke's dreadful acting skills.

Ah caint make it no clearer 'an 'at.

Note to myself:


Maybe someone ought to give page number.


Will not search in that to die for thread.

Note to myself:




Thebby will be furious.

What else is new?

Andrew rolling on floor....will not admit it.



One thing is sure....

...from looks of mind blowing whodoyouworkforImeanlooklikethread....would love to be on debate team opposite Mickey Mouse Club members there.

Pathetic.

Note to myself:






I know.


Read whodoyouworkforImeanlooklikethread this morning.


Wosre than pathetic.







Consider "quarantine worthy".

I think Morty is in love with me....

Note to myself:






Just barfed all over place.



Someone has vision of granduer.



Would be my vision of worst case scenario.

Note to myself:






MM debate team members still looking up "sychophant".





Also huddling to come up with better counter than "boogers".





Think they have looooong way to go.

note to myself

Suggest to Morte' that he may, JUST MAY, not be the sharpest knife in the drawer,

but he works well the part.

Being unkind never illuminates us,

it only lowers our own image in the eyes of those around us

Please, go and lay down, rest a bit

You'll come back your well spoken self, I'm sure.

Note to myself...

...made $750 in the time it took Morti$hitimer to read the Well Now thread...


glad he can read his own writing...


must've come from the dam's side.


She was a real fighter...never could win....but dammit, she could read the words on her stall...

Note to myself:




Possibly tell Swill I may not be sharpest knife in all drawers.....but considering this drawer.....






.....spoon sharp is more than adequate.

Whatever you say Morte', whatever you say.

I'm tired now, I'm going to take a long, deep, hot bath with rose scented sea salts, and drink a little Chardonnay and eat my bonbons.

Later.

Note to myself:





Wish Swill good luck.




Certainly hope Anthony Perkins is not lurking in bathroom.

Note to self:

Buy kid locks for the drawers to keep HiQ kid from killing himself...

...find old MMC album for him to listen to before nap time.

Tell him if he doesn't understand the words, his mom had trouble with those too.

Note to myself:



The huddle was a colossal failure.





PJ Man forgot to claim he just made another $750.

Note to myself:



Vaporization Chamber smoking....needs attention due to overuse.



Must provide maintenance.




Alos consider purchasing 10 more chambers.

Note to self:

Remind Morty that the dull knives in the drawer are always available for spelling consultations.

Note to myself:



MM debate team members reduced to pointing out spelling errors as only possible counters.



This goes all the way back to GreatInternet Comebacks VOL I.





Consider purchasing 20 more chambers.

Note to myself:

Check VIX to make sure it wasn't more than I thought.

Do not chastise those that cannot comprehend the possibility of making more than one's own hourly wage over the course of an hour.

Log off and apply self to matters of more importance, such as one's oral argument to be made in front of an audience in approximately 5 days.

Note to myself:




rule-eng un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!







Pardon me.









Wonder if oral arguement is to be in front of frog audience.

Arguer may have chance at passing grade then.

Apparently he has made another $750.



But I wouldn't know.

Note to myself:


Think he is arguing about whether he really has had all those $750 days.

Must provide proof.




Going to be in big trouble.

Don't think circles on programs will be enough.


Also will have to explain circle erasures.








He's toast.

Note to self:


Say....May it please the court instead of May it please the frogs...

Note to self:

do not show options trades to idiots....they will kill themselves for playing horsies all these years.

Note to myself:




Why not show options trades to idiots?






Probabaly because they fell off their chairs in laughter the last time he did.