total-62

total-40.40

Total 2 day scores:

WINNAH- OLD DOG -$145.20 :tro::$:

Arletta-$118.60

Sighty-$84.40


Herky-$61.40


Casp-$55.60

Me-$36.20

Clyde-$32.10

Clyde can have my winnings.. That would make him the Big Winnah!

He can have mine, too. That makes him the big, BIG WINNAH!

Yay!!!

Congrats Clyde :D

I have decided to award Clyde that truly awful "the best is yet to come" lady singer.
She will be perfect for a hunt and kill.

:tro:

From Big Winnah ~ Clyde

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Good.....whatever it is,Sporty Fans.

I come to you in great woe.

Many decision have been made in the last almost 24 hours.



The assault and battery performed on several horses at the start of the BC got me to thinking....for a change.I understand how handling of physical attacks out of the gate can be tricky,but I do wonder how it seems to always be the usual suspect.Oh just a coincidence it was the race fave along with the only horse who could really pressure PayBob.....I mean Bayern...who were both budgeoned out of the gate by PayBob----I mean Bayern----as a result of his unfortunate and momentary loss of all directional senses.


Nice track shape for PayBob too.

I'm sure another coincidence.

For me, I have had enough of the self certified veterinarian.


As well as the Santa Anita Farmers Market....I mean race track.As well as Pfizer Labs' chief chemists:Asmusen,Pletcher,O'neil and baffert.In a "sport" where the big names are only big fish in small,meandering creeks and stammering acts are met with admiration;enough for me.

CLYDEFORM!! will cease.To those of you having 1,2, and 3 year subscriptions;too bad----way it goes.


Phooey on horsey racing.

Unless someone gets baffert and his kind on a show and takes the Mike Wallace approach rather than the Larry King birthday party method.




Thank you so much L'Arletta for being the first to offer your points to me.

Hmmm.....perhaps a rephrase is in order.




Thank you,L'Arletta, for offering me you total contest score as it also brought out the same offer from Old Wuffie who I also thank very much.Unfortunately,Martha Stewart isn't going to allow it to happen.


Adios Amigos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqUyNaSdvg

I demand a recount !

I hereby award my points, er, score to MMSC.

Just 'cuz.

Come back when you can, ma'am.

"Old Dog won fair and square unlike Bayern" :D

Thank you! :{>:

Thank you!:{>: Sorry I missed it.

He's baaack... ~ Clyde


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Really,shame on me for not profusely thanking Deb-O-Deb for taking the time to run these best contests on the i-net and also for her generous heart.

(I know I'm Eddie Haskeling pretty good here, but it may pay off.)


And in addition,I'm really missing the boat if I did not explain away PayBob's incredible good fortune in the BC.

You lovers of the amusing skit titled "Suck Satan's Cock" will understand. That skit was hatched to explain how seemingly talentless people sometimes reach a high pinnacle of success.

Anyhoo----baffert sought out Satan's "services....for a price" and did stop by his place earlier last week.


Finding Satan in his massive throne down in the catty-cooms of his dark castle; baffert approached.


Satan recognized him and spoke:


"Ah....Bobby.

Back again, aye?"

(No Eddie, it won't. :rolleyes: but thank you for the kind words.:{>:)

To Deb O' Deb From Clyde



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My Bituminous Friend,


(Meaning Deb-O-Deb)

Thank you for the heart ,but so much not the failure to purchase my Eddie Haskelling.I put a lot into that act and am continuously disappointed by you.

A you know, my days here on this planet are numbered.I may not make my birthday next Wednesday.I would prefer you keep this betwixt you and me;you know how I hate sympathy....even though I have never received any sympathy.

Let us hope PayBob does not win any horsey award.He has run at different shipping venues; very well in some and very bad in others.


At least he has no fear of failure.

And he isn't afraid to assault....UPS!!....I mean mix it up in close quarters.

But felonies aren't everything.


Oh my, I'm getting windy again.Perhaps it's best I cut this long right now.Thanks for the kindness you have distributed throughout as well as your indefatigable efforts in keeping contest scores while throwing fairness to the south winds of Pazuzu.

Only you.



One thing I hope you never forget: No one likes me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARHQptIqi68

To Clyde O' Clyde from Deb O' Deb

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My Enfeebled Friend,

I am sorry to learn of your impending demise. Hope it wasn't the chocolate chip cookies I sent. The milk had only expired 2 days before. Still hoping you pull through but just in case, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

I still like you.:{>:

Shouldn't you be out making a snowman :p

Not enough for that yet. More coming tonight.:tro::)

:D


I hope you go on a nice vacay for your bday!