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Downthestretch55 09-04-2006 10:09 PM

This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

2MinsToPost 09-04-2006 10:10 PM

i was sooooo in love with his girlfriend in karate kid. i even practiced beating up that stupid idiot blonde hair dude who kept picking on him in the movie. i had a poster in my room with her on it, oh my goodness gracious. brings back memories. i need to rent that movie again.

i can be such a lush at times:o

dalakhani 09-04-2006 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

DTS, can you give them catchy nicknames?

randallscott35 09-04-2006 10:11 PM

Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus

Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother

2MinsToPost 09-04-2006 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

wayne i am rollin. by the way is stevie ok?

GPK 09-04-2006 10:12 PM

i can be such a lush at times...



Only on days that end in the letter Y Curt.....:D

Downthestretch55 09-04-2006 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dalakhani
DTS, can you give them catchy nicknames?

Dala,
My guess is that they've already picked them,but if they want to make any changes, they'll have to let me know before I get the posters printed.
You sound interested, Dala.
Do you want to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this opportunity?
Pay pal is for deposits only.

dalakhani 09-04-2006 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus

Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother

I'll take Nostradamus being that this is in his backyard and i love a home dog.

How about this line:

Oracle+dutrow+mystery dutrow lackey pickem VS. Nostramus+albertrani+mystery brother

In a no holds barred tickle fight.

pgardn 09-04-2006 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dalakhani

In a no holds barred tickle fight.

Tickle fights are cruel. I made my sister pee in her pants.

oracle80 09-04-2006 10:22 PM

How about the whole experimental Nostra group vs a pack of girl scouts?
girl scouts -330
nostra experimental group + 350

dalakhani 09-04-2006 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Dala,
My guess is that they've already picked them,but if they want to make any changes, they'll have to let me know before I get the posters printed.
You sound interested, Dala.
Do you want to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this opportunity?
Pay pal is for deposits only.

Count me in. Hey, considering you are promoting this little shindig, can i play Michael Buffer? You know- the "lets get ready to rumble guy". I have a good head of hair and this will be my chance at the big time.

Hey, considering that there are so many "mystery" brawlers, can we designate that those guys have to wear those funny wrestler's masks? Can you imagine Dutrow in tights?

2MinsToPost 09-04-2006 10:29 PM

i dig e shue but who can not dig a jolie's lips and legs? my future ex wife then i wake up and realize that i am not in bed with her;) :confused:

Downthestretch55 09-04-2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
i dig e shue but who can not dig a jolie's lips and legs? my future ex wife then i wake up and realize that i am not in bed with her;) :confused:

"My future ex-wife"...now I've heard it all!
Don't book the church or the caterers.
We might be able to fit you two on the undercard...unless the girl scouts get carried away.

Masks are extra, ring girl jobs still available, hot magenta speedos on order.
And the "full head of hair" guy can have the microphone, but he must take deep breaths from the helium balloon before every sentence.

Bigsmc 09-05-2006 04:55 AM

Haven't followed the spat too closely but...

Why does Nostra keep insisting on bringing in his bro'? If you have a problem with someone, clean it up yourself. Stop with the "my brother and my friends will be with me at Belmont" crap. Be a man and face your demon(s) on your own.

A betting man never turns down a sure thing...I'll take Oracle.

Danzig2 09-05-2006 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Pointg5
It's a big problem in our society, no one wants to say they are wrong...It's fine to be wrong, but just accept it and move on...In the line of work I do, I have seen people devastated, because they refuse to accept they were wrong and move on and learn from it...

i can't stand when people won't own up to their mistakes. BUT, i'm not so sure making an incorrect horse selection should be included in that general mix....

i don't like being wrong, esp at work, or making a mistake, but i own it when i do....better in my mind to take the lump than try to worm out of it.

Danzig2 09-05-2006 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Haven't followed the spat too closely but...

Why does Nostra keep insisting on bringing in his bro'? If you have a problem with someone, clean it up yourself. Stop with the "my brother and my friends will be with me at Belmont" crap. Be a man and face your demon(s) on your own.

A betting man never turns down a sure thing...I'll take Oracle.

almost on the level of my daddy can beat your daddy....

yeah, nos--what DOES your bro have to do with it?

very amusing stuff, too bad i had to go to bed and miss it all...and now I"M up, where is everyone else?!


the rumble in the jungle
thrilla in manila.

whats this?

poster with the most-er??? LOL

'cappers in the crapper!! that's it!!

ladbroke drc 09-05-2006 01:11 PM

oracle is a first class coward, dont waste your time on him, he backs out at the last minute, and a hangnail would send him screaming to his mothers skirt

oracle80 09-05-2006 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ladbroke drc
oracle is a first class coward, dont waste your time on him, he backs out at the last minute, and a hangnail would send him screaming to his mothers skirt

Thanks Troll, I appreciate your opinions!! LOL!!


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