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Uh-oh.

Box cars---phooey.

^^^^ JimmyTwoTimes' wife.

I will tell you all ,should you ever receive an ink blot test, that the pelvic girdle is upside down on all of them.

No one gets that right.

Another tip;

Never say......This is an OUTRAGE!! These ink blots have been stolen and replaced by exact replicas!!

They'll send you to a psychiatrist for that one.

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Originally Posted by geeker2

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Ah wonder if Drugs is double jointed?

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Originally Posted by geeker2

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OMG....!!!!
:eek: :eek:
what the hell is that?
That is not at all attractive and definitely does NOT belong in Beulah land!!!!

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

10 places I could have been:

10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.

And the number one place I could have been:

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR

plink

1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

Can't stay long but I'd just like to say the fringe benefits that go with #9 are to die for!;)

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god

is this where i come in and call you stupid or an evil liar because it was actually a river? :D

god i hate those icons.

anyways....hi mort. nice to read you.

I stand corrected. You are right but I think I'm supposed to ask for a link.:)

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Originally Posted by FGFan

OMG....!!!!
:eek: :eek:
what the hell is that?
That is not at all attractive and definitely does NOT belong in Beulah land!!!!

It was a Rorschach Test for Morty :D