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Coach Pants 09-03-2008 01:36 PM
Maybe if I hotlink pics from Sheikh Mo's website his webmaster will trace them here and report all of the insults Steve Byk has hurled at him.

LULZ.

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:38 PM
Steve invited me to be on his show.




BMH is still trying to get on American Nite-ol audtions.

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 01:40 PM


Kissy-Kissy!!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:41 PM
SNORT!!!!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:43 PM
Sahib Benty!.........dumb fucl< Bob just shot your tree branch picking elephant!!!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:45 PM
Don't worry Carl!!

BMH is due in Naples by 4.

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 01:47 PM


"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Mortimer 09-03-2008 02:04 PM
Naples,just 5 minutes ago, passed new vagrancy laws.

Heels1989 09-03-2008 02:06 PM
Hmmm. What is causing Sheik mo's nip arousal? The birds or Dubya? And, is he wearing a bra?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants


"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Mortimer 09-03-2008 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants


"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Bush is saying:



Say ( !! )....aren't those tiny hookas them birdies are wearin' ?

magic_idol 09-03-2008 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants


"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Yes ,Yes I understand i did the same thing with New Orleans:D


Uh..Oh Does George have a Pet ?

He used to it was called John Howard but they had to put him Down :-(

Mortimer 09-03-2008 02:58 PM
This just in...



..Reuters..........3:59 PM.....BentMahPud has been arrested....in Staples.....for vagrancy.......at the fish market....





....traces of bentonite have been found on his pud...we mean person....




.....but his pud appeared to be lifeless......un-named ( his wife and ewe) sources intimate the puds name is DeadSammy.....

Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:14 PM
I just went through this whole thread....call me crazy.....but ah diyud.








I snarfed my screen again!!!!




ror! and rule-eng en ze flour!!






GRADE JUB FELLERS!!!!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Notice how the thread title was censored? We wouldn't want any of the new high caliber posters to be offended. :rolleyes:

OH MINE GOD!!!








FR&L-A!!!!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:18 PM
My eyes are watering...a lot!



I almost fell off Belky's chair!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:23 PM
Hey..ror!!!!...get this thing darted!!

I can't stop laughing!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:25 PM
FUCl<!



I have snarf,spit and Pepsi all over this thing.....what a mess!!!!








It's mekin' me sick!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:29 PM
I am collapsed in a quivering heap of jello on mah desk.


The newbie photo CP posted was hysterical enough in itself....but I keep picturing it as depicting BentMahPud!!






My poor little belly is cramping!



HEP ME!! HEP ME!

Mortimer 09-03-2008 03:30 PM
Oh ..ROR!!!....don't look at it!


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