Good.




What you have to do is drop back and think about why I am not allowed in the smart threads.

It's because I make most over there look stupid.

And one can't afford to look stupid in the smart threads.....and so----I am not allowed to post there as I am too smart to do so.I get stuck in the stupid threads and , which is a natural and philanthropic talent of mine, I make the stupid people down here look smart.

It's a win-win situation for Steve.









So when there is a stupid thread in the smart threads.....why he sends it down here for me to take care of.

You are Kasept's dummy-down go-to guy.

It's a lot of responsibility.

I'm hearing Midnight on the Oasis again...anyone like to dance?


Come one Uncly..let's do it.





Ah..you're every light on my feet.

It's fun!..ain't it? Here ...let's spin like spinny tops...........................wheeee!







Here's my favorite part...I'm gong to dip you. Don't worry...I'm strong you-- won't fall.













Oh----you fell.






I lied.






OK.....back at it...let's spin again.....don't ya love it? How 'bout this? Can you dig it......better this way?




((((BIG)))) internet finish now!!!!





SPINSPINSPINSPIN!!!!!










HEY THANKS,UNCLY!!...That was fun!

Aren't you a sign of the Apocalypse?

Has anyone seen Maria Muldar lately?






OH MY GOD!









She's a GIANT cherub!

He will come to you, this pseudo savior, with bent pud in hand.




Do not believe him...for he is coo-coo.

I'm Dizzy from all that spinning!!!!!! Was fun though!!

I wish someone could explain this logic to me. If he was running a race an hour after the Preakness, I can see how this may be bad. But is it really meaningful in a race THREE weeks later that running .20 slower will make you win the race in THREE weeks? I mean running 9.5f fast is tough on a horse regardless. Is a tenth of a second slower really gonna mean the difference between winning and losing three weeks later?? It must be true because all the experts agree...but how is it true??

Personally if I run 2 miles today 2 seconds faster than normal...in 24 hours I will feel exactly the same regardless. How is it so much different than a horse that 3 weeks later, running 9.5 furlongs 0.2 seconds slower makes so much physiological difference??

You know it,baby!!

Uh....how many legs do you have?

Depends on my emotional state.

Same thing with horses.


Sometimes they run like they have 4 ...and sometimes like they have 2.


I wonder if CM Oreo is hacking up gate 7?

Dummy-down? Uh, hardly... Make that the 'Smarten Up' go-to guy...

Morty is in fact 'The Great Equalizer'.. His ability to sniff out internet posturers and phonies is 2nd to none. He cannot be let loose in the so-called smart threads because he is TOO smart for them...

YES SIR!!
































thud

Heaven holding a half moon
Shining just for us
Let's slip off to a sand dune real soon
Kick up a little dust



Know what ahm sayin'?

;)

Right. Since you asked for suggestions for the Belmont Day show, why not put him on the air for a segment?

I'd be willing to bet Morty is too shy to join me for an on air segment... but if he would, I'd guarantee entertainment.

(I already have DougS on weekly.. Isn't that enough?)

How about THE DUDE with Australian racing handicapping angles?

And your top 4 for the derby this year were.....................which?---Mr. Evaporator Head?

I'm sorry---that was rude.

I'll tell you what...I'll go on the day after you get invited to vomit your Welschsish like grape juice.


Is this fair?