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Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
OK.
you win.
I dismiss all I have learned about handicapping.
BTW, are you the same dope who preached to me about keeping records,
only to put out 25 selections and miss the winner's circle ENTIRELY for the
ensuing 36 hours ?
And if you're such a good handicapper, why would you care what anyone
else picks ? :D

As I told what's her name---I am not BTW.




I only care who I pick. You shouldn't do the same. You'll save money.

Copy off them.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Happy birthday, Dull One.

Or as they say in Iceland, til hamingju með afmælið.

meik nammer skein fellatiogielb

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
meik nammer skein fellatiogielb

That either means i'm the fellatio queen or you want a new Tonka truck for Christmas..... not sure.

ég geta gera þú öskur :eek: :D

Mortimer 02-15-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
That either means i'm the fellatio queen or you want a new Tonka truck for Christmas..... not sure.

ég geta gera þú öskur :eek: :D

Apparently you don't know Icelandish as well as you think you do.


Gotta meinken brasta erogenousgu' geldenberk

Mortimer 02-15-2008 02:25 PM

jeg elsker hende

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Apparently you don't know Icelandish as well as you think you do.


Gotta meinken brasta erogenousgu' geldenberk

Whilst my Icelandic is not quite up to par, i am pretty good at other, ummm.... things. :p

Here you're either saying that you soon need to be gelded or do i prefer bratwurst to be 9 inches or 11.

Hmmm.....

By the way, your capping sucks. :D

MISTERGEE 02-15-2008 06:17 PM

never dreamed id be reading icelandic posts on here

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MISTERGEE
never dreamed id be reading icelandic posts on here

I'm sorry but aren't you supposed to be working on the special birthday song for Morty in Icelandic?

Is it finished yet?

Please advise.

2Hot4TV 02-15-2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
You there. You look like an insane person. What is your prime motivater in handicapping? What is it you look for in a horse more than any of the other tripe floatng around out there in space----seeking more space as in the heads of so many of your friends here?

In other words; what is it that has made you suck all these years?

Are you talkin to me?

2Hot4TV 02-15-2008 06:42 PM

This is like pulling the string on a Chattie Cathy doll. Nothing of any substance.

MISTERGEE 02-15-2008 08:12 PM

ive got the melody down storm cat, but the words are mostly expletives

2 Dollar Bill 02-15-2008 09:09 PM

I hate to ask a stupid question..... BUT...... why is this tread STILL going ?

2 Dollar Bill 02-15-2008 09:11 PM

I know WHY....I got pulled into another ""Morty"" thread....
......Nevah Mind.................

2Hot4TV 02-15-2008 09:31 PM

"Pull the string".......... Meridian_Artisan, What makes you so angry???????

horseofcourse 02-16-2008 12:38 AM

What could I possibly learn from Meridian about handicappin?? I have not one single time lost money at a day at the track. Each May for 3 or 4 weeks I truck my 4 kids down to Pocatello Downs and bet the pretty QHs and Appaloosas running 300 yards and usually bet the favorite to show and at the end of the day am up 3 to 4 dollars and can buy all of my 4 kids a small frosty at Wendy's (almost!). I have not one single time lost money at the race track ever. You're actually telling me I can do better than that??

You'll never earn the coin I do at Pocatello Downs. (my key to handicapping the QHs is never listen to your kids talking about the darkest horses which they think are the prettiest.)

Mortimer 02-16-2008 07:13 AM

I see the zookeepper has been lax latley.

Prime Time is pretty upset along several fronts.I ,as usual, have better things to do right now,but will returrn to let this embarrassing gathering of yaks know exactly what I think of you all.






William S. Dullest

2Hot4TV 02-16-2008 09:26 AM

Location: I live on a massive estate in a private gated community.
Posts: 61

Make sure you mow the lawn today after you serve brunch, Chatty!

(pull the string)

Mortimer 02-16-2008 09:36 AM

Hello 2Snots4Pee;







Great seeing your live unicycle juggling act is still wowing the over 90 crowd.







Did you have any cadaver siblings who actually got buried?









Hey----don't bother with my expert advise.







































You'll get there.





























Eventually.















I mean when one considers the great technological advancements being made in the medical sciences....


























































....and if you live to be 135........






















































.....and are no older than 3 now.































I have every confidence .
































































Bets retards....I mean best regards,


Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-16-2008 09:47 AM

I am hard pressed to find a reason to review rules 1-3 today ....as planned.



So if there is someone out there who really wants to learn something.....please reveal yourself.




I will respond when I'm good and ready.


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