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Please don't confront him with his failures.




He's aware of them.










Alan Speegish

Hello.



I am Alan Speegish.










And you're not.








Speegish would like to dedicate this to another successful hunting season at Sara'sToga:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN1Jdt6b_ek













Alan Speegish

SOMEONE HAS DONE ANOTHER THING.






WHO HAS DONE THIS THING??








Where is your SnowyWoods location....Jezzy???























Alan Speegish

Just for the record, since my eyeliner seems to keep coming up -- it gets worn when I perform my music, and even then, not all the time.

So while it shows up on my myspace since that page is for my music, it's not like I'm caking on eyeliner in the morning before I head to work or when I go out with my friends -- it gets worn one night at a time, usually only a handful of times every year.

Just had to get that out there, because it has apparently become a defining characteristic for some people.


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OH REALLY????








And what about those crop circles on his head???





Alan Speegish

DebODeb has submitted her dedication to Mortimer.She did a fine job writing and performing it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZHOorugPI


Let's give her a nice hand.







AlanSpeegish

UnclyTrust' ode to PeeSchaeffer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluuO6wZzxE






Well done,Uncly.


Alan Speegish

Ladies and gentlemen....Alan Speegish has a special treat for you.



I give you The PeeScaheffer Spazz Band and their version of Jesica....Speegish means Thebbica:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NLizTbS08





Alan Speegish

Gosh...Speegish could listen to good,strong BanjoSpazz music all night..


...if properly frozen.







Alan Speegish

Speegsih will be darned.



BrownSugar also submits her dedication to the memory of Mortimer. She also performs this fine work she wrote:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07U_uKGfv48








Alan Speegish

Oh this is soooo good!



Thebby performs her own fine love song for the departed Mortimer....with Introduction by StevieBogs and back up supplied by Mortimers Forest Creatures.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUFXZvZ__0





It's got winnah winnah chicken dinnah written all over it.







Alan Speegish.

Here's a rare clip of Mr. Excitment doing one of his shows... yes....Dispencerwithout eyeliner!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_McQKl18M4



Alan Speegish

And now Speegish must go on to his own lifes fine work .


Mortimer leaves his own fine work as done with TheLittleRascals:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bhSFVcYceo






Enjoy.










Alan Speegish.

Was that you yesterday at the Spa? showing up at the Bar-B-Q with beer in hand, shirt unbuttoned and big beer gut. You talked to Steve and I guess he told you that "proper" attire is in fashion at the "Q". But, you returned in tow with a friend later on.....

I also saw Mikey O. when leaving after the last race.....


if that was you.....sorry I didn't say HI.....................................

!!OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

save the earth
 

Hello.





My name is Sal Monpatti. I am a MortimersFriend.I heard of his passing and wanted to stop by to say a few words about ,perhaps, the greatest horseyboard poster of all time only to see...this:



No need to justify what you do as part of your career to anyone. It's part of being on stage, on camera. My brother is an actor and has to do the same.




Mr. Philski...what is your primary malfunction here,sir? I believe posters are talking about Dispencers putting his eyelined eyes on hisspace.I don't see that as having anything to do with acting.



Do you know what that makes you...Philski?





You are a frog.



Yes...I said frog.






That's what you are, sir.

Who the heck cares who Morti is? Jeez. And I wonder why I stay off the board most of the time?
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Gee.




No one else does.

He's dead you idiot.







But who you describe sounds a lot like GenuineCrazyLady.

Another great Dispencer film clip.