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NoChanceToDance 05-22-2007 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I should mention NoChanceToDance has been elevated to Poster First Class.





He had been demoted all the way down to DweebyBoob,but has proven to be better than that.



Congratulations,sir.

You are now in charge of Fred Garvin and The Human Vomit Joke.

Get them shipshape and a promotion to MortimerFriend awaits.

Why, thank you.........

but unfortunately, i have no idea what any of that means? Unless it is to do with horses running fast with little people (usually Irish) on their back, i have no idea

Mortimer 05-22-2007 12:50 PM

Oh no big deal.




They're not really important anyways.

Good luck....I hope my error doesn't cause a permanent split with you and MMSC.


I would feel bad about it should that happen.

Mortimer 05-22-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You already know how I'm voting Morty.

Yes sir....we have it 7-3 now.

Wait until Fred Garvin sees this.






He'll vote under each name.

Mortimer 05-22-2007 01:00 PM

I have to be fair once again as I know BiSlander would make it 8-3.

Mortimer 05-22-2007 02:22 PM

I ....











...oh never mind.

Cajungator26 05-22-2007 03:24 PM

Oh boy.

Mortimer 05-22-2007 03:53 PM

I did say never mind.




Some things are better left unsaid.

So I decided against it.

I rememeber I did that once and.....







......uh no.

my miss storm cat 05-22-2007 05:14 PM

There are no answers.

... and no questions.

It is what it is.

Right, Morty?

Okay, good.

http://www.1adventure.com/archives/i...nes-lowres.jpg

Mortimer 05-22-2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
There are no answers.

... and no questions.

It is what it is.

Right, Morty?

Okay, good.

http://www.1adventure.com/archives/i...nes-lowres.jpg


SPIT!!





!!







It now looks like a tall ship in a Pepsi storm.

Mortimer 05-23-2007 09:52 AM

Well,Hossy...I was hoping you would correct me as you know I was kidding...but maybe you weren't....but still....let's make it 7-4.




Anyhooooo.....espthem is just about done. U-2 is doing a fine job,but all that's left there to hammer are TheUtterlyStupidSportsCommedian,IHearBeer and TheIdiot.




You do fine work here and ,as you know, I have been an admirer of it.


As Picasso would say.......////\\\\\```'''''=

Mortimer 05-23-2007 09:59 AM

And as my dear friend Vincent would say...






...."AYE?"





ror!








Maybe not.

Downthestretch55 05-23-2007 10:16 AM

Maybe




Maybe not.



How does someone get a chicken out of their bed?



Are they attracted to the duck feathers in the pillow?






Cluck cluck......










QUACK.












What's all the cracked corn doing on the sheets?












Worse than cracker crumbs!


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