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Kasept 04-03-2007 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I'll accept the Mozart of Derby Trail.....and nothing less.

I would be interested in hearing your top 55 for the derby.

Mozart? How about Salieri?

My top 55?

1. Any Given Saturday
2. Street Sense
3. Great Hunter
4. Hard Spun
5. Circular Quay

6.-54. Every 3yo Andy believes will be running for $50,000 by July..

55. Wollaston Bay

Payson Dave 04-03-2007 07:20 AM

I'm waiting to see How No Biz does this Saturday before giving up on him...

ArlJim78 04-03-2007 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
I can't explain the Mort phenomenon other than to say his personna reminds me a lot of Gilbert Gottfried... Glbert is of course an acquired taste, and his act can wear thin. Despite the majority of his and Mort's stylings hitting the ear like nails on a chalkboard, a certain percentage is highly amusing.

And like Gilbert on Howard's Show, he will eventually get the hook, only to return at a later date when you are hungry for him again.. like Chinese food. There it is exactly... Mu Shu Mort.


Oh Steve, I agree that Gilbert is a scream, and an acquired taste.

But I don't get the comparison to Morty. Once in awhile a few of his lines border on clever.

but the endless parade of obscure cryptic references....boring.

The mangling of names, snarljim? ha ha ha! a quarter rattle at best.

Then the uncalled for ugly side where he insults people, whats funny about that?

His comedy reminds me of the quote by Getrude Stein "there is no there there".

ArlJim78 04-03-2007 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
( 9 wide...brief rally.....stumbled.... fell down....went boom)

At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)

Cajungator26 04-03-2007 07:31 AM

I'm still in shock that Morty isn't willing to take one for the team.

Kasept 04-03-2007 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Oh Steve, I agree that Gilbert is a scream, and an acquired taste. But I don't get the comparison to Morty. Once in awhile a few of his lines border on clever. but the endless parade of obscure cryptic references....boring.

The mangling of names, snarljim? ha ha ha! a quarter rattle at best. Then the uncalled for ugly side where he insults people, whats funny about that?
His comedy reminds me of the quote by Getrude Stein "there is no there there".

Don't know how many here will get the reference, but Mortay's appearence here is something akin to a lost dog taken in by a fraternity or sorority.. Many in the house adore it... others find it endlessly annoying.. I'm of the opinion that the Morto can be house-broken. Otherwise, we take him to the pound and drop him off.

paisjpq 04-03-2007 07:35 AM

I love stray animals.

randallscott35 04-03-2007 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)

No no no....Balked at the start, lost rider, smashed through rail, bit outrider.

Cajungator26 04-03-2007 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I love stray animals.

Me too. Wonder if he's been neutered yet?

Mortimer 04-03-2007 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)


Oh yes....he rallied past tiring rivals...full of fun............................



..............did I mention no threat?

Mortimer 04-03-2007 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
No no no....Balked at the start, lost rider, smashed through rail, bit outrider.


And that was at school!

paisjpq 04-03-2007 07:51 AM

who was that 3YO last year or the year before who tried to mount his pony in the post parade? you all remind me a bit of him...

Payson Dave 04-03-2007 07:54 AM

Hey Randy..Arn't you suppose to be doing a place vs exacta update or something...

ArlJim78 04-03-2007 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Don't know how many here will get the reference, but Mortay's appearence here is something akin to a lost dog taken in by a fraternity or sorority.. Many in the house adore it... others find it endlessly annoying.. I'm of the opinion that the Morto can be house-broken. Otherwise, we take him to the pound and drop him off.

Perfecto!! a lost dog, that is the perfect reference.

If he becomes housebroken maybe he'll be more accepted.
I would suggest neutering be done as soon as possible.

ArlJim78 04-03-2007 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Me too. Wonder if he's been neutered yet?

oh crap, you beat me to the same reference! I swear I didn't see this.:D

Mortimer 04-03-2007 08:00 AM

If my good friend BuffyMommy accepts my sincere apology then she may pet me as well.

randallscott35 04-03-2007 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Hey Randy..Arn't you suppose to be doing a place vs exacta update or something...

there were no races yesterday to do it for.

Mortimer 04-03-2007 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
there were no races yesterday to do it for.



( This is news????)

Mortimer 04-03-2007 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kasept
Mozart? How about Salieri?

My top 55?

1. Any Given Saturday
2. Street Sense
3. Great Hunter
4. Hard Spun
5. Circular Quay

6.-54. Every 3yo Andy believes will be running for $50,000 by July..

55. Wollaston Bay


Fine work.


Andy is awash in derby fever about this time of year.



You shouldn't listen to him until early August when he is done violating the derby winner.

Mortimer 04-03-2007 08:30 AM

Oh come on Mommy!




This shouldn't be this hard.

What's a little shot 'cross ones bow among board buddies?





If I said you could sit on my lap....would that do it for ya?


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