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GenuineRisk 03-30-2007 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ddthetide
i shave my head once a week. shave my face once a week (usually). keep my beard through the winter since i work outside, so i only have my neck to shave. through the summer i have mustache and goatee. i will say, my Norelco razor has made me less lazy about shaving and the fusion razor is really good too.
i hated shaving because i was a butcher! i was always cut up.

I had a real gift for slicing myself open, too. I dropped my razor once in the shower and it sliced through my fingernail. Compared to THAT pain, waxing my legs ain't nothin'.

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
I had a real gift for slicing myself open, too. I dropped my razor once in the shower and it sliced through my fingernail. Compared to THAT pain, waxing my legs ain't nothin'.

I've done the same thing... OUCH.

Seattleallstar 03-30-2007 11:37 AM

oh well at least u know whats up

Mortimer 03-30-2007 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Yeah it's like 4 times longer. :(


(Mr. Final Four stops by.)

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Hmmm... to comment or not to comment, that is the question. :eek:

Coach Pants 03-30-2007 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
(Mr. Final Four stops by.)

Just relax your jaw and you can make the final four.

Mortimer 03-30-2007 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Just relax your jaw and you can make the final four.


Sticks and stones may beak my bones,but words will never hurt me.







Especially when I am Thebby's primary squeeze...



....and you are Buffy's.

Coach Pants 03-30-2007 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Sticks and stones may beak my bones,but words will never hurt me.







Especially when I am Thebby's primary squeeze...



....and you are Buffy's.

I believe somer is Buffy's main squeeze. He's got the posters to prove it.

ArlJim78 03-30-2007 12:35 PM

Great thread on an important topic.

Manscaping is all the rage in Europe I'm told.

Cajungator26 03-30-2007 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee
I just wish shaven armpits would catch on among the women of Europe. Walking around looking like you got Don King in a headlock is NOT sexy.

Agreed. It's disgusting.

timmgirvan 03-30-2007 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
oh jesus.


note to self: swallow coffee before reading posts....

anyone have a paper towel????

Anyone know where I can get a new keyboard? Thanks for the warning:(

ArlJim78 03-30-2007 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee
I just wish shaven armpits would catch on among the women of Europe. Walking around looking like you got Don King in a headlock is NOT sexy.

Even more disgusting are some of the eastern european guys you see sometimes walking around the beachs....its like Chewbacca in a speedo, there's stuff sticking out every which way.

Danzig 03-30-2007 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee

shame that i automatically knew that was stewie...have to thank my youngest for turning me onto family guy.


a frenchman worked with my hubby for a while--he referred to his goatee as his gasket.

c'mon, you can figure it out.....:eek: :D

Danzig 03-30-2007 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Even more disgusting are some of the eastern european guys you see sometimes walking around the beachs....its like Chewbacca in a speedo, there's stuff sticking out every which way.


you think that's bad. hah!

when my younger brother and i were at the beach, building a sand castle (this was a long time ago--i am scarred for life!) and a woman walked up to ask us a question. well, me being on all fours digging in the sand, you know what was at eye level when i looked up.

looked like a handlebar mustache trapped in her bottoms, with the ends crawling down the inside of her thighs.

funny how some things stick with ya, huh??? i was young enough not to realize just yet that EVERYONE got hair THERE. but i was old enough to know that THAT shouldn't look like THAT.

hey, where's the puke green vomit smiley when you need him???

ArlJim78 03-30-2007 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
you think that's bad. hah!

when my younger brother and i were at the beach, building a sand castle (this was a long time ago--i am scarred for life!) and a woman walked up to ask us a question. well, me being on all fours digging in the sand, you know what was at eye level when i looked up.

looked like a handlebar mustache trapped in her bottoms, with the ends crawling down the inside of her thighs.

funny how some things stick with ya, huh??? i was young enough not to realize just yet that EVERYONE got hair THERE. but i was old enough to know that THAT shouldn't look like THAT.

hey, where's the puke green vomit smiley when you need him???

If it's all the same to you I'm going to pretend I never read this post, and hope I don't have nightmares.:eek:

OMG!!

pgardn 03-30-2007 04:29 PM

The major subject of this thread is body hair. So I will try some inquiry about some thought provoking observations.

Why does the hair on the head grow very long before it sheds, yet as one goes further down the body, there seems to be a maximum length and the hair falls out. I have never seen anybody with leg hair as long as the hair on their head. I have never had to cut my leg hair. I have never seen toe hair as long as beard hair.

So whats the deal with this? Some women can grow their head hair and cut it for money, sell it. I have never heard of anybody selling extraordinarily long armpit hair. And while we are on the subject: Why does head hair seem to grow straighter and hair in other places curls more, on most ethnic groups anyway...?

These are the profound questions that need immediate attention.


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