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paisjpq 02-19-2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B
dont you all look like this??

right down to the uniform...my standard work apparel

randallscott35 02-19-2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
It's funny reading all of the guys that say they are single...yet it does seem that horseracing draws a large percentage of pretty girls. Just look at the crowds at Keeneland, Saratoga & California...

Yes, for a few meets out of the year. The rest are old fat men gambling their paycheck away and smoking stogies.

GPK 02-19-2007 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
but can you sing "Toxic" too?


no...but I can do that dance...:o

GPK 02-19-2007 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
right down to the uniform...my standard work apparel


THE ONE

Scav 02-19-2007 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
2. Most of the people on this board are college educated, at least the ones of age who could be. I would put that number in the 80% range easy. That says something about the competency of the people here and their general work ethic outside of the hobby of horse racing.

I agree with alot of what you said and I only have a comment on this one. While I have a college education, it is essentially worthless. I earned the dubious honor of getting a degree and going to the least amount of classes to graduate. I was always at the OTB. I would go to all the tests, first day (to get the syllabus) and maybe a check in day to make sure the teacher didn't die. The only thing I learned, which I think is the only thing alot of people learned, was how to problem solve, otherwise, it was a waste of time.

Sightseek 02-19-2007 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B
no...but I can do that dance...:o

snake included?

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...0281605_lg.jpg

Darn Brit...what the &^*&%*% happened to you?

GPK 02-19-2007 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
snake included?

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/...0281605_lg.jpg

Darn Brit...what the &^*&%*% happened to you?


wouldnt you go off the deep end if your...umm...yeah..your "bathing suit area" had been posted all over the internet...C Section scar including???:eek:


Yet another reason I wake up everyday and thank God that I am a man...no way in hell could I be a woman...:o

randallscott35 02-19-2007 08:49 PM

Actually Sightseek our true female poster according to the info should look like this:


pgardn 02-19-2007 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
You are forgiven my son.

Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...

randallscott35 02-19-2007 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...

Super baggage in 3 kids. I would need to get a freight elevator.

GPK 02-19-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Thank you. Only 4 Our Father's and a couple of Hail Mary's I hope.

And then the tide turns and gently rolls down the pathway of sex. There is a very cute single lady at my school teaching Science Randall, but she has 3 young kids. Divorced. Like I would have been able to hook you two up...


P...surprised she hasn't found me yet....I have a MAGNET that draws these types of women from all across the globe...:eek:

I think I have met 1, single, never been married, no kids in the 4 months I have live here....

I think God is punishing me....

ArlJim78 02-19-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'll take $5 on Margie with the blue sweater

It's the geezer derby sponsored by geritol.

FYI, i think margie won't get the distance.

Sightseek 02-19-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Actually Sightseek our true female poster according to the info should look like this:

Good guessing, any other woman here have green eyes?

Sightseek 02-19-2007 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Yeah you are right there. But in my experience the girls I have met are into going to Saratoga and such for the party. not that there is anything wrong with that, but like I said earlier the gambling aspect is something a lot of people don't understand. And I'm not talking about how to bet and such, I'm saying why someone would want to gamble large sums of money.

I think as long as you are betting the amount you can afford to loose, it shouldn't be a problem. Have you seen how much a Coach purse costs? Just remind them of that everytime they open thier mouths. ;)

paisjpq 02-19-2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
It's the geezer derby sponsored by geritol.

FYI, i think margie won't get the distance.

Margie has enough back class to get the job done here...

pgardn 02-19-2007 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Super baggage in 3 kids. I would need to get a freight elevator.


P...surprised she hasn't found me yet....I have a MAGNET that draws these types of women from all across the globe...

I think I have met 1, single, never been married, no kids in the 4 months I have live here....

I think God is punishing me....

Well she already has a bunch of the younger male teachers slobbering like goats in heat. Damn glad my testosterone approaches undetectable levels... and I have yet to put on any female features... a blessing I tell ya.

GPK 02-19-2007 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Well she already has a bunch of the younger male teachers slobbering like goats in heat. Damn glad my testosterone approaches undetectable levels... and I have yet to put on any female features... a blessing I tell ya.


the ONE decent girl I have met so far since I moved here....I work with.

Been out a few times....enjoy each others company a great deal...but her and I both have the same philosophy...."DON'T FISH OFF THE COMPANY PIER"


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