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Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:50 PM

saw a nice girl at the zoo today
boy she could really bale the hay
she had big breasts and a big smile
but you get tired of that after a while






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!

Sightseek 08-01-2008 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
And I thought your purse didn't shake enough in kind.

:$:

There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:55 PM

Say baby!

Ya man?

Saw yo wife the othah day...man does she have small breasts....and she sho is bitchy!!






so if you want to be happy for the rest of your life!
get a bitchy woman to be your wife!
so for my personal point of view!
get a bitchy,small breasted woman to marry you!!

Mortimer 08-01-2008 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
:$:

There was a woman walking a minature horsey down Broadway...it was so cute!

No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
No one walks down Broadway in Cleveland.



And that horsey was Hossy.

I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I meant Broadway in Sara Toga...and that was very mean of Hossy to try to eat my salad.




Oh.


He is a vagatarian....don't ya know.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:03 PM

I would imagine I just merited another bitchy face.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:27 PM

Interesting stuff...don't ya think?




http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwa...rax/index.html

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:48 PM

Dysinformation is a great tool---aye?

Sightseek 08-01-2008 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Interesting stuff...don't ya think?




http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwa...rax/index.html

You don't hear too much about this anymore.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 01:58 PM

True. Some things just seem to get buried one way or another.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:01 PM

I mean after all...a lot of the Clinton's buds were.


So was Oswald.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:08 PM

I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age. :D

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:09 PM

I've said this before:

You only get the truth in SnowyWoods.


I'm aiming for another Emmy in intelligent postage.

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age. :D

Baby...women always become more attractive as they age and especially when they become smarter.





There is a law of diminishing returns at work here....but that comes much later.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:16 PM

diminishing returns...well put. LOL

GBBob 08-01-2008 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I don't know why, but I've taken up a sudden interest in Presidential history. It must be my advancing age. :D

Men still turn to the Beulah thread

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:39 PM

In truth,Bob, this is why guys get dumber.

Sightseek 08-01-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
In truth,Bob, this is why guys get dumber.

:)

Mortimer 08-01-2008 02:46 PM

My feigning an oversexed character is meant to daze and confuse.



Dysinformation would be apt here.



:)


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