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clyde 10-26-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 711573)
I know!

Here it's all pasta.

No consideration for the proper name!


You said it!




You're a native---you know what's real.

clyde 10-26-2010 04:55 PM

I need real spaghetti...even of I have to steal some.




Se ya'all....latah.

geeker2 10-26-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 711573)
I know!

Here it's all pasta.

No consideration for the proper name!

How about when they call Soda ...Pop.

And what’s the deal with brunch , I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch. How comes there’s no lupper or no linner.


but I digress


Is Morty dead yet?

Coach Pants 10-26-2010 04:58 PM

I'm having spaghetti tonight!

clyde 10-26-2010 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 711593)
I'm having spaghetti tonight!

You fucl<er!!



In a hurry...wanted to tell Gooey a folow up story---will do it here.

The girl next door is the one who gave me this mess. She came to the door
telling me not to make food for tonight ( :rolleyes:) because she was sending over spaghetti.My stomach immediately started growling....I was salivating as soon as I heard the word"spaghetti." It was embarrassing. Then she told me how she makes it ( She'sa Muarry Hill Italian yet!! ) I started flowing salivations....it was ugly. She was kind...said she couldn't swim and would have to get going.





And I got sewer pipes.

See?

clyde 10-26-2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 711589)
How about when they call Soda ...Pop.

And what’s the deal with brunch , I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch. How comes there’s no lupper or no linner.


but I digress


Is Morty dead yet?

Shut your big mouth.

geeker2 10-26-2010 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 711596)
You fucl<er!!



In a hurry...wanted to tell Gooey a folow up story---will do it here.

The girl next door is the one who gave me this mess. She came to the door
telling me not to make food for tonight ( :rolleyes:) because she was sending over spaghetti.My stomach immediately started growling....I was salivating as soon as I heard the word"spaghetti." It was embarrassing. Then she told me how she makes it ( She'sa Muarry Hill Italian yet!! ) I started flowing salivations....it was ugly. She was kind...said she couldn't swim and would have to get going.





And I got sewer pipes.

See?

You should sleep with her immediately !!

clyde 10-26-2010 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 711607)
You should sleep with her immediately !!


!!



Believe me, she's very tempting.Very attractive girl.


Whether I could or not is another question....but their situation being what it is and all, I feel very guilty when that thought enters my mind.So I have to live with myself being a pig.


It's not easy.

Coach Pants 10-26-2010 06:13 PM

You should ask her if she has enough sausage for dinner tonight.

clyde 10-26-2010 06:19 PM

Stop!!

I am very suseptible to subliminal thought and regurgetation!




You better hope I don't say this to her because I will tell her you made me do it.

Coach Pants 10-26-2010 06:34 PM

Tell her I'll bring one over and help her make some gravy.

clyde 10-26-2010 06:36 PM

Oh geez.......get outta heah!

clyde 10-26-2010 06:42 PM

Say, is Mayweather still the Welterweight Chimpion?

geeker2 10-26-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 711638)
Say, is Mayweather still the Welterweight Chimpion?

Isn't this in the wrong thread?

clyde 10-26-2010 06:45 PM

Actually not.





It's very bad!

geeker2 10-26-2010 06:51 PM

Quick before Sighty buys them all

http://news.breederscup.com/dm?id=C9...CA475AD5540ABF

clyde 10-26-2010 06:52 PM

!



She's a Z HO.

my miss storm cat 10-26-2010 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 711615)
You should ask her if she has enough sausage for dinner tonight.

:D

clyde 10-26-2010 08:00 PM

I am shore I did not see what I thought I saw.

clyde 10-26-2010 08:29 PM

I may have spoke-ed too soon.



My internals ain't doin' sa hot.

It could be the 6 Twinkies ah et so far today.

Or it's the psuedo-spaghetti....or both.

Sightseek 10-26-2010 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 711649)

I thought this was going to be a link for the Breeder's Cup Cupcake.

The only baseball cap I wear says Jazil. :{>:

clyde 10-26-2010 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 711722)
I thought this was going to be a link for the Breeder's Cup Cupcake.

The only baseball cap I wear says Jazil. :{>:

Honest!!?

How do you find them?




That's swell!!

Sightseek 10-26-2010 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 711730)
Honest!!?

How do you find them?




That's swell!!

The cupcakes or the Jazil hats?

clyde 10-26-2010 08:49 PM

:mad:



The







hats




.

clyde 10-26-2010 08:56 PM

howdoyougetthejazilhat!!!!?

Sightseek 10-26-2010 08:56 PM

If you go visit him you can ask for one. :)

clyde 10-26-2010 08:58 PM

Phooey...and you owe me a Cokey.

clyde 10-26-2010 09:00 PM

Hey..newest new meat is alicegoo.



Gooey...what's going on here?

clyde 10-26-2010 09:20 PM

Well it's great being back.

clyde 10-26-2010 09:23 PM

My time here runs short----again.





I guess death becomes me.

Or not.

clyde 10-26-2010 09:53 PM

Well.....we must prepare for Nightypoo-kins.




Give me a few minutes.

I just et my 8th Twinkie....although that's all I et today.

I'm not a piggie.

Arletta 10-26-2010 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 711795)
Well.....we must prepare for Nightypoo-kins.




Give me a few minutes.

I just et my 8th Twinkie....although that's all I et today.

I'm not a piggie.

Golden creamy goodness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hef0gCnTHxE

clyde 10-26-2010 10:07 PM

I watched the whole thing...while eating my 9th.


At least I have only downed 20 of these in the last ..almost 7 months.





Burp.

clyde 10-26-2010 10:11 PM

OK,SportyFans.

It's that time again.

Get your little stuffed animals and hop into bed....shut your eyes and listen.Dream swell, innocent things.Now don't forget-----think good wishy thought for Arletta tomorrow.I mean think them in your dreams for tomoorow.







GoodNightypoo-kins:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

Arletta 10-26-2010 10:13 PM

Dream of Banana Cream pies.....

clyde 10-26-2010 10:18 PM

Oh boy.





Go to bed!!

clyde 10-27-2010 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59 (Post 709024)
you people should be ashamed of making fun of morty like this! i want to say he has feelings, too, but i just can't. as his #1 fan, i would like to thank him for his fine work and let him know that i will miss it. oh yeah, can someone start a thread about places to stay in vegas?


You started out so well.



Now you must be destroyed.

clyde 10-27-2010 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 708980)
Gladly! We will retire 'Clyde', 'Mortimer' and any form of MDF that has ever appeared here or anywhere else.

Please provide in triplicate a list of all monikers you have ever used.

Thank you.



(Oh.. quick question. Can we make 'smores around the fire?)


Would still like to know what smores is---are.




Just anything with Clyde or Mortimer in it

The names..I mean.

My final death awaits..I promise.

clyde 10-27-2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709039)
Don't worry, he will not RIP and will haunt us daily. :D


Soon, you will stick pins in your little feet for saying this.

And guess what noodle film I am watching right now?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk











God you're stupid!!

Coach Pants 10-27-2010 12:18 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQLmQpgv1w4


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